Funniest thing ever said to you in anger

[Trooper_811]

You know how it is. You own some player a few times in a row and he/she types something in the chat to get even. So, what is the funniest thing someone typed about you in the chat?

Mine is:

"STOP PUTTING MINES UNDER THE TANKS AT YOUR UNCAPPABLE FLAG SO ONLY YOUR TEAM CAN USE THEM" (said after a player flew a jet from the carrier to the uncappable Chinese control point on 64-player Dragon Valley and died by my mines three times in a row)

So....yours?

[USAF Thrifty]

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Using the SVD, you'll get a kick out of this:

"Stop mag spamming!"

[solofowaffles]

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"only nooobs use shotguns nub"

[shadowmafia]

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"My Dad could kick the crap out of your Dad". I've actually had someone say that too me....:shakehead:

[E.Putney]

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a commander tked me... so i tked him back

I was squad leader so he chose my channel and said "Im gonna skull Fvck your mother!"... then went on a (not kidding) 15 minute rant about how screwed up his life is and how his parents kicked him outa home and no where to live etc. etc.

crazy... crazy crazy commander

[Skyhawk]

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a commander tked me... so i tked him back

I was squad leader so he chose my channel and said "Im gonna skull Fvck your mother!"... then went on a (not kidding) 15 minute rant about how screwed up his life is and how his parents kicked him outa home and no where to live etc. etc.

crazy... crazy crazy commander

Only on Battlefield 2... Only on Battlefield 2. :laugh:

[Angeldust.[n]]

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lol

[DTPleeoswald]

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if he was kicked out and had no where to go then why was he playin' bf2?

[Keiros]

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if he was kicked out and had no where to go then why was he playin' bf2?

His rl was totally screwed up so I guess he was trying to get a virtual one.

[TheEn|gma]

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Was C4 whoring in a FF Off Inf only, to get expert explosives and this guy got annoyed: "eagle u fcking pedophimle" Still not sure what it means...

[camper.]

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"I f*cked your mother's cows"

No aimed at me, but wow.

The next one being "If you don't STFU I will f*ck you in the ***, k?"

[mwillin0000]

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i have been told to "go die" a few times for calling out admins for kicking someone that they disagree with. i'll go check screenshots for more.

[Monkey_Priest_UK]

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I've had "Monkey_priest iz big gay movva licka!"

So I replied "I can't be gay, I'm licking out my Mother, remember."

He left the server

[Mo0by]

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I never get insulted, Im far too nice.

[Inimical_Rize]

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''Stop kicking the *** on me!''


I don't think he was English.