OMG... I'm rolling on the floor laughing over here... :laugh:
It's in Portuguese, but it's basically this guy (KONVICT) who is trying to sell a "Bodyguard" service, somebody who runs around with you reviving or resupplying you, or driving around, this sort of things. He also would help you to distract enemies being a bait or even going to the enemy team and be an asshat so they can't play. Although this whole idea smells like padding, the fun really begins when he says how "customers" would pay for it.
He asks for 300 Linden$ (a virtual currency) which is rougly $1.20 for half hour of services... Then the forum members said that was like prostitution ... The kid (he said he was 16) got mad and said he would pwn anybody in-game. His modest stats are here (and that's a second account). They got on and he got knifed 3 times, then he came back arguing it was not fair because 2 of the times it was from behind
Quickly the topic degraded to flaming and insults everywhere... But I found some real remarkable ones... He claimed:
"I have a girlfriend and I f*** her every Saturday or Sunday"
"You envy me because I'm popular and I can have any girl I want"
"You better be careful I'm gonna kill you if I see you in RL"
"Yeah you have a gun so what? I know the drug traffickers over here they 'll pop you if you come over here"
"My whole life was based on fights. You're a bunch of sissies, I'm 6ft/156 lbs, you can come all at once and I'll whoop your asses"
There's a lot more, but you got to know Portuguese to know how funny that actually is. It made my day :laugh:
It's in Portuguese, but it's basically this guy (KONVICT) who is trying to sell a "Bodyguard" service, somebody who runs around with you reviving or resupplying you, or driving around, this sort of things. He also would help you to distract enemies being a bait or even going to the enemy team and be an asshat so they can't play. Although this whole idea smells like padding, the fun really begins when he says how "customers" would pay for it.
He asks for 300 Linden$ (a virtual currency) which is rougly $1.20 for half hour of services... Then the forum members said that was like prostitution ... The kid (he said he was 16) got mad and said he would pwn anybody in-game. His modest stats are here (and that's a second account). They got on and he got knifed 3 times, then he came back arguing it was not fair because 2 of the times it was from behind
Quickly the topic degraded to flaming and insults everywhere... But I found some real remarkable ones... He claimed:
"I have a girlfriend and I f*** her every Saturday or Sunday"
"You envy me because I'm popular and I can have any girl I want"
"You better be careful I'm gonna kill you if I see you in RL"
"Yeah you have a gun so what? I know the drug traffickers over here they 'll pop you if you come over here"
"My whole life was based on fights. You're a bunch of sissies, I'm 6ft/156 lbs, you can come all at once and I'll whoop your asses"
There's a lot more, but you got to know Portuguese to know how funny that actually is. It made my day :laugh:
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