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  • Astralman

    #1

    Stats Brats Spew Here

    We all are now painfully aware that whenever anyone posts anything about trouble with stats servers, or the ins and outs of the BF 2 stats system, the post is SPAMMED by the usual group of "wee don' neeed no steenking stats" brats. As usual, the more logical and mentally developed people think to themselves, "Geez. If you don't need stats, why are you bothering to open a post with the word 'stats' in the title?" And, of course, and as usual, the stat post SPAMMERS have no good answer to that. This brings up, of course, the tired old adage: Someone who repeats the same behavior expecting a different result is...mentally challenged.

    The unarguable fact is BF 2 is constructed how it is regardless of anyone's opinion of how it should, or should not be constructed. It's much like my car. I'm driving along in my car thinking of all SORTS of nifty stuff that would be SO cool to have, if only the manufacturer had thought of all these things BEFORE making the car. Problem is, what I imagine as I buzz along in my VW is a Ferrari. Gee, Volkswagen people, why didn't you make my car a Ferrari instead? Of course, when I ran that past the Volkswagen people, they replied, "Look, fool, if you wanted a Ferrari, you shoulda bought a Ferrari! Now, leave us alone, we're trying to design an SUV!" Wow. At first glance, they seemed kind of rude. IMAGINE them expecting me to pay $300,000 for a car that would only cost me $5000 if only they had thought to put in all the "right stuff"? But, in the end, reality wins out and I have to accept the fact that my poor wallet only had Volkswagen green in it, and that's the name of that tune.

    It's quite similar to looking at your lunch money and realizing you only have enough for a hotdog and a coke. The guy hands you the hotdog, and you jump all over him because it coulda been filet mignon if he hadn't been so shortsighted - "Why not add a little Merlot with that, and an arugala salad while you're busy being as smart as I think you should be?" The simple fact is when I pick up a crescent wrench, I don't look at it thinking what a good philips head screwdriver it could have been..if only...

    Now, I know that's a concept that is hard for some puny minds to wrap themselves around. That's not so surprising. It could be the lead in the water. It could be the sulphur dioxide in the air. Whatever it is, we all (or most of us) know there are quite a few people running around whose elevators don't quite reach the top floor - a few fries short of a Happy Meal - a few cards short of a deck. It's also apparent they don't quite realize this, because they are ALWAYS spewing forth telling everybody how things really ought to be.

    For my purposes, and I'm sure for many others' as well, I play BF 2 the way it is actually constructed, and no matter how foully the longwinded blowhards blow, it will remain constructed so, and that's the game I'm dealing with, NOT the one these SPAMMERS imagine might be if only people would listen to them. And, because of this, when things happen with the game and I want to understand what the deal is, and I come to this forum to weed through the mountains of posts to find some useable information, I can't help but plot the mass murder of all these twits who just can't seem to get it through their pinheaded brains, that BF 2 HAS stats, and will ALWAYS have stats. I also know they won't ever fully realize that pounding their chests and hooting how horrible that is doesn't make a dime's bit of difference to anyone but themselves, and isn't all that interesting to read.

    However, and this is where it gets interesting, for those more rational and mentally UNCHALLENGED among us, the truth is these SPAMMERS are indeed suffering from a.) lack of intelligence b.) severe self-esteem shortages and c.) a complete lack of understanding that no matter what they say about stats, we've heard it a thousand times already. It would be NICE if they'd just IGNORE posts with "STATS" in their titles. However, it would have been nice if Jeffery Daumer had found another hobby as well. Such is life.

    Now, stats brats, spew away at that.
  • XmetallicaXguitarstX
    Member
    • Jul 2006
    • 3014

    #2
    Re: Stats Brats Spew Here

    Lay off the crack man..

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    • Astralman

      #3
      Re: Stats Brats Spew Here

      I type 800 words per minute. It wasn't as much work as it might appear.

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      • XmetallicaXguitarstX
        Member
        • Jul 2006
        • 3014

        #4
        Re: Stats Brats Spew Here

        Originally posted by Astralman View Post
        I type 800 words per minute. It wasn't as much work as it might appear.
        I type fast too it's just that that's really... really random. You just went off about random things..

        I stopped reading at about the middle of the 2nd paragraph.

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        • JTF2_darkloop

          #5
          Re: Stats Brats Spew Here

          Originally posted by metallicaguitrst
          Lay off the crack man..
          rofl
          and yeah man none the less, no matter how long it took you, rather random, but something I can relate to. good analogies and so on...
          I dont know what to say? Dont smoke rock!

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          • DarkyShines

            #6
            Re: Stats Brats Spew Here

            If people dont want stats then play on unranked servers, Battlefield 2 is Battlefield 2, and i agree with the thread creator, theres no sense moaning how people dont need stats because these "stats" unlock the weapons the majority of you use.

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            • JTF2_darkloop

              #7
              Re: Stats Brats Spew Here

              and give us cool shiny medals/ribbons/awards
              I love them, sure they are fictional, but whatever, what happened to imagination and creativity. I like unlocking guns, I like earning ribbons, and I like the rank system.

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              • DesertFalcon
                Member
                • Oct 2006
                • 4011

                #8
                Re: Stats Brats Spew Here

                because its annoying to see all these people complane about stats being down on the front page.

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                • eddyeddyd

                  #9
                  Re: Stats Brats Spew Here

                  I'm not a person to say "wee dont need stats brats" but I don't rely on stats to have fun.
                  I accept that some people find stats as enjoyable because if I didnt id be just like those stock supremacist that think only they truly enjoy bf2.

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                  • camper.
                    Member
                    • Dec 2006
                    • 3459

                    #10
                    Re: Stats Brats Spew Here

                    Originally posted by metallicaguitrst
                    Lay off the crack man..
                    12345

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                    • Kodakk
                      Member
                      • Oct 2006
                      • 3486

                      #11
                      Re: Stats Brats Spew Here

                      my head hurts

                      *quality thread... but a bit too random for my taste :/

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                      • sava700

                        #12
                        Re: Stats Brats Spew Here

                        Originally posted by Astralman View Post
                        I type 800 words per minute.
                        I call BS on this... and even if you came close your spelling is prob so screwed up that nobody could understand it unless they re-read the whole thing 15times.

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                        • EyeofG
                          Member
                          • Oct 2006
                          • 1193

                          #13
                          Re: Stats Brats Spew Here

                          The people who usually post about the stat problems are just little kids who either don't know any better/are dumb or they are noobs to the game OR they are stat cry-babies.
                          The people who usually post on their threads, are people in their laster teens or older who either insuit or make fun of the person who made the thread or post what they feel on the subject.
                          I do think there should really be no more stat threads or any stat-relaved threads like this one. The only stat thread I want to see is one that says the stats are working again.

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                          • Sniper1432
                            Member
                            • Jun 2006
                            • 4616

                            #14
                            Re: Stats Brats Spew Here

                            who Cares About The Stats!!!!!!!! PLAY MODS!! EA WILL FIX THE PROBLEM STOP BITCHING!!

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                            • EyeofG
                              Member
                              • Oct 2006
                              • 1193

                              #15
                              Re: Stats Brats Spew Here

                              Originally posted by Sniper1432 View Post
                              who Cares About The Stats!!!!!!!! PLAY MODS!!
                              I highly aguee

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