Look. I'm know this is wrong, but I am sure any of you who have witnessed this guy in action will agree it was well deserved...and it is a story that needs to be shared with the masses....
Players in Australia all know the player 6.....6 .
I mean, everyone hates this weazel. Tard Island is specifically named after this guy....
Never has a player caused so much havok but somehow avoids Tk'ing. But disruptive is his middle name.....
Flying full heli loads out to sea, AT'ing the F35 at round start, flash bangs on the carrier by the truck full, runnning people over in jeeps but jumping out just before the kill to avoid tk, taking the cobra solo and just hovering above carrier out of reach of anyone for an entire round, shooting at you just to the point of TK but not quite , so you have no health left.....and all the while typing in abusive taunts in text...
The list of his crimes against humantiy is long and distinguished, like my johnson. But the amazing thing about this guy is he seemed to do it on node servers over and over and over game after game after game, and was never sent packing...
But.......
You'll be pleased to know that I witnessed the following a while ago on GA15. The lovely chap in question was knifed/shot/At'd/shotgunned/C4'd/M16'd/grenaded and each time revived again......by.....I kid you not..... the entire US marine corp!!!!!!....for what must have been almost an entire round! I swear it was the funniest thing you ever did see!
The Chinese must have thought we'd all gone home and given up!
Being the angel that I am, I stood back and just watched :p ,but man oh man it was so long overdue...... I tried to stop them but it was mob rule out there on the Pacific ocean that day my friends......
Then......wait for it......the best bit....... he joined my squad .....the little twerp.......with one of those squeaky pre teen voices we all love to hate.....
AND WAS CRYING LIKE A BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
The lads were obviously very sympathetic to the poor darling over VOIP....
Ah...... good times. The laughter both on VOIP and on text was beyond comprehension. There were LOL's, ROFL's, PML's, and many other L's I've never even heard of! The entire US marine corps were either in a frothing at the mouth team-killing/reviving frenzy or laughing so hard that even the on screen soldiers were on their backs in fits of hysterics! You guys call it kidnapping right?
I reckon even if server admin had winnessed this he would have stood back giggling like a little girl.....and possibly even fired the odd angry shot at the slimy little turd.
Btw, hello I am new to these forums .
ps I posted this thread on our local forum recently but I thought I would share it with you lot as I am in exile. :cry:
Thankyou ...and Goodnight.
Players in Australia all know the player 6.....6 .
I mean, everyone hates this weazel. Tard Island is specifically named after this guy....
Never has a player caused so much havok but somehow avoids Tk'ing. But disruptive is his middle name.....
Flying full heli loads out to sea, AT'ing the F35 at round start, flash bangs on the carrier by the truck full, runnning people over in jeeps but jumping out just before the kill to avoid tk, taking the cobra solo and just hovering above carrier out of reach of anyone for an entire round, shooting at you just to the point of TK but not quite , so you have no health left.....and all the while typing in abusive taunts in text...
The list of his crimes against humantiy is long and distinguished, like my johnson. But the amazing thing about this guy is he seemed to do it on node servers over and over and over game after game after game, and was never sent packing...
But.......
You'll be pleased to know that I witnessed the following a while ago on GA15. The lovely chap in question was knifed/shot/At'd/shotgunned/C4'd/M16'd/grenaded and each time revived again......by.....I kid you not..... the entire US marine corp!!!!!!....for what must have been almost an entire round! I swear it was the funniest thing you ever did see!
The Chinese must have thought we'd all gone home and given up!
Being the angel that I am, I stood back and just watched :p ,but man oh man it was so long overdue...... I tried to stop them but it was mob rule out there on the Pacific ocean that day my friends......
Then......wait for it......the best bit....... he joined my squad .....the little twerp.......with one of those squeaky pre teen voices we all love to hate.....
AND WAS CRYING LIKE A BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
The lads were obviously very sympathetic to the poor darling over VOIP....
Ah...... good times. The laughter both on VOIP and on text was beyond comprehension. There were LOL's, ROFL's, PML's, and many other L's I've never even heard of! The entire US marine corps were either in a frothing at the mouth team-killing/reviving frenzy or laughing so hard that even the on screen soldiers were on their backs in fits of hysterics! You guys call it kidnapping right?
I reckon even if server admin had winnessed this he would have stood back giggling like a little girl.....and possibly even fired the odd angry shot at the slimy little turd.
Btw, hello I am new to these forums .
ps I posted this thread on our local forum recently but I thought I would share it with you lot as I am in exile. :cry:
Thankyou ...and Goodnight.
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