A noobs guide to BF2 (humour)

[[3SA]D|Sgt.Colinloves]

A noobs guide to BF2

TANKS

Make sure when you take any armor, that your anything but an engineer. The last thing you want to do is repair yourself, let alone anyone else.
When you are part of a tank blockade, say the main road into karkand. keep rocking your tank back and forth, to allow you to teamkill any people trying to fix you or use you as cover. Smash any suppy creates that the commander drops. Even if the other armor is an engineer, as long as you aint, it wont take long before you both die.

MINES.

Dont ever mine your main base or any other that spawns armor. Esp dont place mines infront of armor.

If you see a friendly stationary tank spamming group, dont place mines around them, as it will make it diffcult for the enemy jihader.

Place your mines in nice open spots in the middle of nowhere. Or even better in the centre of the flag radius.


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You get the idea. Feel free to add

[bman427]

Re: A noobs guide to BF2

The part where you say never be an engineer when in tank is FALSE.

If you ever play in a clan you would know tanks stick together so they repair eachother.

[ThePhotoshop]

Re: A noobs guide to BF2

Think you need an engineer to repair your sarcasm detector.

[buteonidae]

Re: A noobs guide to BF2

Think you need an engineer to repair your sarcasm detector.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[camper.]

Re: A noobs guide to BF2

Think you need an engineer to repair your sarcasm detector.

Quote of the week!

Anyway, when you want to fly a helicopter, choose the sniper kit. This is equivalent to the Pilot kit in real life, and if you choose the M95, it automatically reserves a seat in the helicopter for you. Make sure to teamkill anyone that breaks the reservation rules, after all, it's your chopper.


When a jet is trying to take off, make sure to plant your tank/FAV on the runway. This ensures he gets a bit of dodging practice, which should help in the air. Never clear the runway, because that would cause bad luck. If you had the M95 kit, it would have been your property anyway.

[Warped Angel]

Re: A noobs guide to BF2

You guys are so crazy.

[Gvlnz]

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When playing as a support kit. DO NOT give away your ammo/health kits. They are yours alone. No matter how many times your teammate comes to you and asks repeatedly for ammo/health, just stare at him blankly or even better just keep running away, do not give in.

[imported_Zach]

Re: A noobs guide to BF2

...and when he's actually in your squad and starts repeatedly asking you for ammo/health over VOIP, mute him.

[russ555]

Re: A noobs guide to BF2 (humour)

...better yet shoot him for invading your personal space

[aznreaperx]

Re: A noobs guide to BF2 (humour)

hold out the ammo/health pack and ask in your squeakiest voice
"do you want some candy?"

[gamer1981]

Re: A noobs guide to BF2 (humour)

Boi, I hope they sticki this. Theirs some reel good info in her.

[mwillin0000]

Re: A noobs guide to BF2

Think you need an engineer to repair your sarcasm detector.

lol, thats classic

[ackack]

Re: A noobs guide to BF2 (humour)

...better yet shoot him for invading your personal space

:laugh:

[numerobofis]

Re: A noobs guide to BF2

Think you need an engineer to repair your sarcasm detector.

Nice.

[eddyeddyd]

Re: A noobs guide to BF2

Think you need an engineer to repair your sarcasm detector.

OWN3D

ALWAYS use an aimbot whenflying the J10 its missles sometimes turn around and hit YOU the f35b is the MOST OVERPOWERED thing in a game since atat in starwarsbf1.

never join a karkand server without a microphone the teamwork there is so intense theyll kick you just for hampered communication.