When was the last time you made everyone lol their pants?

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  • CaptainBuck

    #16
    Re: When was the last time you made everyone lol their pants?

    i was commander one time on dragon valley adn there was a sniper who wasnt doing anything. as i was informing him that enemies were around him he wasnt moving. so i started bad mouthing him. all the squad leaders were laughin there *** off.

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    • stefd

      #17
      Re: When was the last time you made everyone lol their pants?

      Told a guy who was supposed to be commanding, but actually not to " stop running around like a tw*t and do some commanding ".That got a few lol's back.:p

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      • Skaarlaw

        #18
        Re: When was the last time you made everyone lol their pants?

        This wasn't me, but another guy.... he wanted the gunner seat of the MEC chopper on Oman, so he kept on caps-locking the chat with things like "GET OUT I WANT TO GET IN THE OTHER SEAT SO YOU CAN FLY, IM LETTING YOU FLY SO LET ME FLY" and he kept on demanding the gunner get out so he can take the gunner seat... gunner obviously wasn't interested/spoke english, so after about 3-4 minutes of caps-spamming.... you finally see "Noob yelly guy [Teamkills] Gunner dude".... next minute.... i spawn back at our main base.... and tadaa?... he gets in gunner seat... then.... the best sight i saw in ages.... MEC fighter comes crashing into it whilst trying to re-arm.... and of course there was about 5-6 other chopper campers with thier "lol" in chat cos he just spent all that time.... to die :)

        Also there was a case of some guy who was acting immature.... and insulting admins... and i was friends with the admin because i'm fairly usual on that server and then i say "Go noob tube your mommy so she gets you some sweeties" and i got many "lol"

        Also.... thinking of the topic name...

        *Looks down to pants*

        *Hears multiple lols coming from the crotch area*

        Hmm happy-pants

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        • Stijlloos

          #19
          Re: When was the last time you made everyone lol their pants?

          A "friend" of mine was waiting for the aircraft, now this is on the FCW server, so there's a line system, on the USMC carrier. Now the jet pop-ups and guess what, he fell into the water. Couple of laughs here and there. So he get in line again. So it's his turn again, and guess what, falls into the water again. He's getting pretty much sick of it now.

          So he's in line again, he's very close to the edge of the side of the aircraft determined not to get pushed off, and on the moment I come walking in and pushed him off again. He was pissed. Yep, I got some laughs with that.

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          • yoohoo313131

            #20
            Re: When was the last time you made everyone lol their pants?

            I usually dont pay much attaention to 2 guys having an argument, but i noticed 1 guy had put this in caps
            "IS THAT ALL YOU CAN DO...YOU FRIGGIN CLAYMORE WHORE"

            To which the sniper responded
            "Shhhh....Sleeeeeep"

            I thought that was hilarious

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            • eddyeddyd

              #21
              Re: When was the last time you made everyone lol their pants?

              i told some people that thing about only teabagging when the body is up and alive otherwise you are a gay necrophyliac, got a lmao and im pretty sure others where laughing but to busy whoring their g36es to type.

              One time I chased this support guy with my knife and as i closed the gap i heared shot m11-87(great weapon) rounds from behind me, i knifed the support guy and then i was killed, then i type in on the chat HAHAHAHA [that that killed me] you where unable to save your freind from being knifed!!
              he loled

              another situation i got into a knifed fight with somone it was a GREAT knife fight bunnyhopping great moves sweet. then he whips out his pistol shortly after i got him and i teabagged him, i then type dont whip out you pistol in a knife fight have some honor(ive said this to many ppl) sry man but it was a great fight i just HAD to teabag you.

              he loled

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              • Monkmonkman
                Member
                • Jan 2007
                • 582

                #22
                Re: When was the last time you made everyone lol their pants?

                I was playing in a big server, and it started to lag... so I type in chat

                "there is only one explanation to this... CRAB PEOPLE"

                got a few lol's

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                • Snoop
                  Member
                  • Aug 2006
                  • 370

                  #23
                  Re: When was the last time you made everyone lol their pants?

                  There was this guy who kept spamming the text chat. At one point he typed "WHO WANTS SOME C OCK?" And I couldn't resist typing, "YOUR MUM DOES". That got everyone laughing. It was a childish response, but he didn't type after that

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                  • Varyabol

                    #24
                    Re: When was the last time you made everyone lol their pants?

                    me n the other player were waiting for the chopper and we both wanna take turns piloting the damn thing and when it spawnd we were both pressing 'E' and 'F1/F2'. we did that for about 10 secs & both ended up not sitting on the damn thing coz this other 2 players stole it. then the guy txt
                    'keep waiting bitc**s'. pretty idiotic.

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                    • eddyeddyd

                      #25
                      Re: When was the last time you made everyone lol their pants?

                      i should make the first bf2 ladder whore/teabaggigng video

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                      • imported_[C*]Indest

                        #26
                        Re: When was the last time you made everyone lol their pants?

                        I was on Oman and was in the Mec AT chopper and got rammed by the same pilot twise. So on the chat i said

                        "IF you like ramming so much, go buy yourself an inflatable doll!"

                        Got many lols.

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                        • LightBred

                          #27
                          Re: When was the last time you made everyone lol their pants?

                          is the only people you talk to in bf2?

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