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BF2 experience can help you in real life's jobs.
SPECIAL FORCE
you would run out towards enemy's vehicles in an attempt to be a hero by placing explosive on it, but never be able to detonate it because you will die before get a chance to push the button.
SNIPER
when you join the Army and get trained enough to be a Sniper, you would not rely on your advantage with long range rifle, but rather run out to the battleground like an idiot in attempt to throw grenades.
ASSAULT
when you become a police officer, you will automatically jump down on the ground into a prone position before attempt to shoot the criminals.
You would shoot your M203 grenade launcher into a building occupied by an enemy with absolutely zero regards to your friendly force inside because you just want to be credit with the kill and be a hero.
Support
You can't get another job from this experience because your gun never can aim for ****. So you never have any good experience from this class.
MEDICS
when you are a doctor, when your patients is losing his/her heart rates, their family would watch you in confusion why you would jump down to a prone position before attempt to use the shock pad to revive their relatives.
when people come to the hospital, you would just throw down a piece of band-aid on the ground and just hoping that they will heal themselves.
ENGINEER
You think that just because you got mines, that you can throw it down anywhere and you would kill the enemy's vehicle, but phailed to camoflauge it.
ANTI ARMOR
you carry around a big rockets to fight terrorist but can't manage to kill any of them because the rockets itself has a killzone radius of only .000001mm
GENERAL JOB
What ever job you get yourself into, you would always think that you can fly and always wait by the runways at the airport jumping up and down like there's some hot potato up your *** and keep pressing the invicible E button.
Every time you see a opposing gang member in the street corner, you got panic to find where the Q button is to alert your fellow friends.
Anybody else have any ideas?
you would run out towards enemy's vehicles in an attempt to be a hero by placing explosive on it, but never be able to detonate it because you will die before get a chance to push the button.
SNIPER
when you join the Army and get trained enough to be a Sniper, you would not rely on your advantage with long range rifle, but rather run out to the battleground like an idiot in attempt to throw grenades.
ASSAULT
when you become a police officer, you will automatically jump down on the ground into a prone position before attempt to shoot the criminals.
You would shoot your M203 grenade launcher into a building occupied by an enemy with absolutely zero regards to your friendly force inside because you just want to be credit with the kill and be a hero.
Support
You can't get another job from this experience because your gun never can aim for ****. So you never have any good experience from this class.
MEDICS
when you are a doctor, when your patients is losing his/her heart rates, their family would watch you in confusion why you would jump down to a prone position before attempt to use the shock pad to revive their relatives.
when people come to the hospital, you would just throw down a piece of band-aid on the ground and just hoping that they will heal themselves.
ENGINEER
You think that just because you got mines, that you can throw it down anywhere and you would kill the enemy's vehicle, but phailed to camoflauge it.
ANTI ARMOR
you carry around a big rockets to fight terrorist but can't manage to kill any of them because the rockets itself has a killzone radius of only .000001mm
GENERAL JOB
What ever job you get yourself into, you would always think that you can fly and always wait by the runways at the airport jumping up and down like there's some hot potato up your *** and keep pressing the invicible E button.
Every time you see a opposing gang member in the street corner, you got panic to find where the Q button is to alert your fellow friends.
Anybody else have any ideas?
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