lets list 99 ways to piss bf2 players off.

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  • Sars99
    Member
    • Apr 2007
    • 1708

    #46
    Re: lets list 99 ways to piss bf2 players off.

    57. Consistenly go in a F-35 on the carrier and crash into the sea instantly

    58. SRAWing someone point blank and hten teabag them, as if you have skillz


    and yay! someone quoted me on number 22

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    • L3adcannon

      #47
      Re: lets list 99 ways to piss bf2 players off.

      59. Use AT class exclusively on IO servers.
      60. Use Jihad-Chopper on MEC to take out US blackhawk in spawn right at the start of the round, and keep doing it.
      61. Play bumper-car with blackhawk on carrier.
      62. Flashbang taking off helis and jets.
      63. Crash a full blackhawk into a friendly, so that he gets the TKs= lotsa fun. Keep doing it to the same person.
      64. Take any armor and drive it out of bounds so that noone can get it= lots of rage if you keeps saying that you did it or people see you do it.

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      • barz26

        #48
        Re: lets list 99 ways to piss bf2 players off.

        65. Climb up next to one of your team mates when he's a sniper and lay next to them waiting for them to shoot the enemy and then you finish them off....stealing kills basically.

        66. Shouting, "Watch out" and "He's behind you" on VOIP!!! No one knows who your talking to and spend the whole game paranoid!!! :)

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        • Glass.Casket

          #49
          Re: lets list 99 ways to piss bf2 players off.

          67. While running behind someone, give off a few warning shots at random. They'll usually start bunny hoping to find out where the shots came from. :)

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          • imported_Kold81

            #50
            Re: lets list 99 ways to piss bf2 players off.

            What are you gonna do after #99 in this thread?

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            • Jay-C_2142

              #51
              Re: lets list 99 ways to piss bf2 players off.

              68. pushing snipers off the edge of the crane in sharqi and them not parachuting in time

              69. Spamming voice commands in chat (especially as commander)

              70. Being the last surviving member of your team and completely oblivious (usually a sniper) even while your team types about 100 messages in chat telling you to cap a flag.

              71 c4ing unsuspecting snipers when ff is off and watching them fly in the air and forget to parachute lol.

              72. a commander that is obsessed with spamming orders every 2 secs, then when you dont immeditley follow spams "my grandmother could do better" etc...

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              • Fairweather
                Member
                • Jun 2005
                • 39

                #52
                Re: lets list 99 ways to piss bf2 players off.

                73. Jumping blindly into a squad and hearing over vioceip that your squad leader is a nine year old dutch kid and you don't speak dutch. Once you leave the squad you're doomed to the lone wolf wasteland until the time limit is up.

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                • mwillin0000
                  Member
                  • May 2006
                  • 1622

                  #53
                  Re: lets list 99 ways to piss bf2 players off.

                  Originally posted by Neptune
                  teabag people u didnt even kill.
                  lol. i love doing that, especially when im in a squad and someone in that squad killed the guy. thats when i get the responses like "wtf are you teabagging him for?"

                  73.? i forget what number.................when you are playing on servers with very few players and you go to a flag...... then you notice UAV over your head, then getting killed by their commander...consistently...

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                  • eddyeddyd

                    #54
                    Re: lets list 99 ways to piss bf2 players off.

                    Originally posted by firebug
                    56. 12 year old 1337 d00ds! who insists the reason they Tk'ed you was because i am aparently a "f4gg0+"
                    Originally posted by [SMS]PrototypeJC
                    You need to be banned until you are at least 16. And if you are...you need to hit the books some more.
                    Originally posted by OnsErwin
                    54. Everytime your teammates go prone to shoot at enemy, prone in front of him right in the line of fire.

                    55. Everytime your teammate trows a nade run behind it to catch it like a dog that run after his frisbee.
                    why do my threads seem to always attract lots off ppl but also the craziest ppl......CAS THATS HOW I ROLL.


                    Originally posted by Kold81
                    What are you gonna do after #99 in this thread?
                    publish it and send a copy to every noob that plays bf2...thats the 100th way to piss of bf2 gamers

                    74.start insulting random ppl over text chat and when they respond ignore them and move to sum1 else

                    75.find a freindly sniper hiding in bushes and throw smokes flahses and shoot all voer just 2 give him away, or worse mail out his position over text chat to enemy team and request enemy commander to arty you both.

                    76. spam arty request on spots where your teammates are massed and call the commander a noob when he doesnt give them.

                    77. play as commander and do everything you can do to make your team lose including telling other team when your team is doing something like flying chopper around island 2 an airfield or going hard left to suburbs.

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                    • 7man

                      #55
                      Re: lets list 99 ways to piss bf2 players off.

                      Originally posted by eddyeddyd
                      77. play as commander and do everything you can do to make your team lose including telling other team when your team is doing something like flying chopper around island 2 an airfield or going hard left to suburbs.
                      I have seen some high ranked players on wake do that were he kept droping arty on his team and getting alot of tks and we acctualy won.

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                      • redrider

                        #56
                        Re: lets list 99 ways to piss bf2 players off.

                        I see that a lot of people that posted havent spent much time trying to tick of enemy troops so that thier skill level would drop, it does go down when you are ticked off you know.

                        78. putting C-4 on the enemy chopper spawn and blowing up the enemy chopper when it starts taking off, then typing "Nice" into text chat.

                        79. Killing someone and taking thier kit and killing them with it after they respawn (works well with medic kit). Dont forget to Teabag, after the kill.

                        80. Picking an enemy at random and typing into text chat "Ive had enough of that (player name) you noob you are dead meat"

                        I have actually used these and they seem to work quite well. . . . . . .Red

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                        • eddyeddyd

                          #57
                          Re: lets list 99 ways to piss bf2 players off.

                          81. suggesting types of food to eat at keyboard then calling everyone noobs and fags when they either dont respond or get angry at you for being OT.

                          82. advertising for aimbots and calling anyone without one a noob. then target a specific person and say you are gonan hack his account(because they are all convinced that you can since you make hax, do this on a newbie account to b more convicing)

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                          • Alpha671
                            Member
                            • Apr 2006
                            • 809

                            #58
                            Re: lets list 99 ways to piss bf2 players off.

                            83. spam about how u lost ur virginity even though no one cares and u keep doing it repeating the same lines and stuff

                            thx for the ideas guys!

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                            • eddyeddyd

                              #59
                              Re: lets list 99 ways to piss bf2 players off.

                              Originally posted by Alpha671
                              thx for the ideas guys!
                              yup....all noobz will use this and screw us over

                              84. scream OMG STOP SPAWNRAPING(insert some random players name here) at the start off the game when its 2 soon 4 anyone to even get to a position to spawnrape.

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                              • DesertFalcon
                                Member
                                • Oct 2006
                                • 4011

                                #60
                                Re: lets list 99 ways to piss bf2 players off.

                                85. discuss your teams tactics on the all chat

                                86. when FF is off place 5 c4s under a sniper and when he flies up in the air get underneath him so he kills you when he lands and then punish the TK.

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