Pick a whore any whore...

[ulm4lyf]

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I am the first official ladder whore.

[BlackMaria]

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I love to Team Kill Whore!

[-FaKe|Arson]

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I'm basically a support whore, thats about it. I used to be more of an armor whore.

[unlimitedmp]

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I'm a sniper whore. Claymores will always be around the flag that you want. I also whip out the knife a lot.

[Moo_Saggins]

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I'm was once a Dalian whore attaining the leetest of chopper skills (615+ hours) but I have since come to appreciate the twl 2v2 ladder's #1 team ,Chopper Legends United-[CLU], server. It's a serverside moded server (means nothing to download) where all of the greatest chopper whores play. There are endless choppers to be spawned, modified out of bounds zones over each teams main base that affect the opposing team and 3 beautiful maps.

The best part of all is that you never get tked for a chopper. Who would, they spawn rapidly and endlessly. Even the vehicle drops are cobras.

All of this is just practice for the 2v2 ladder so I guess that makes me a ladder whore aswell

Most of all I am a TV missle whore. By this I don't mean I am a gunner seat hungry player, because I am a pilot, I mean that I absolutely adore the site of a tv missle flying at my face! Yet, in CLU it's useually 4-5 missles coming at me from all directions, then whizzing by me like they never shot :laugh:

Basically the only thing I do other than chopper whore is knife whore and I don't mean in K&P servers. Trust me if I was a str8 K&P whore my stats would look like this guys.

Here's a tip from a guy with 80+ hours and 4000+ kills with a knife, cover every spawn point in songhua stalemate as China and don't shoot people you sneak up on, cut them. Beleive it or not the easiest people to knife are PKM whores on Karkand. Charge them eaither right or left them jump into a prone position and face the same direction they are facing whils't laying on top of them, yes im serious because as acurate as that gun is peripheral blows and it's no good if he goes un prone. In the great words of Iron Maiden, be quick or be dead.

Chopper Whore

[CLU] Server Whore

2v2 Ladder Whore (Mexico's Retarded Olympic Team, _-E|^DuRR-_ not -FHM-'s main team)

Former Dalian Whore

Multiple TV Missle Dodge Whore

and of course the fourhorsemens resident man whore

Not so much a rank whore though. 166,550 points, full colonal but I find the best things in BF2 aren't ranked. Such as league severed chopper tournaments.

I guess that makes me a competition rule inovation whore aswell?

[Trevortt]

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I'm an Anal Whore

[USAF Thrifty]

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I'm a stutter whore, my team yells at me constantly for taking up all the stutter.

What's a good game without some lag anyway?

[barracudaj]

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Armor whore
G36E whore
and lately, an IO whore

[TotalBF2er]

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You ARE a whore its just a matter of finding out what kind...

tell us what kind of whore you are and post evidence

im an assault whore ever since i got the f-2000 i just cant stop...

I disagree with the intent of your post.

Let's not water down the word 'whore' so that everyone is a whore. That's not true.

A whore is someone so blatantly offensive in the game, who uses the cheapest tactics to gain points in the game, and is unapologetic about it in the game.

No, you're not an assault whore. It's impossible to be an assault whore. You can't go 100-0 as an assault.

Most whores are air whores.. they stack one team with all pilots, then circle a base continuosly killing everyone as they spawn, and have no intention of even bothering to cap the base. They fly around unhindered and unchallenged in the air the entire round, and basically rape the opposing team. You will see many scores of 100-0 and above in many games now. That is a true whore.

[Moo_Saggins]

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I disagree with the intent of your post.

Let's not water down the word 'whore' so that everyone is a whore. That's not true.

A whore is someone so blatantly offensive in the game, who uses the cheapest tactics to gain points in the game, and is unapologetic about it in the game.

No, you're not an assault whore. It's impossible to be an assault whore. You can't go 100-0 as an assault.

Ohhh Okay I see you mang, you are a butt-hurt air rapped ground pounding whore. See, is that so hard to admit? Oh and yes one can go 100-0 as assault with an unfull infatry server and a ton of flash bangs.

By the looks of things you are also a forum posting whore, please don't kill a good thread.

[Glass.Casket]

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Support whore here!

[yUP|Patriots]

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Help my team win at any cost w**re!!

[Moo_Saggins]

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Support whore here!

A word of advice, when I come charging at you with my knife and you've got your trusty PKM out but can't seem to move the cursor left enough to get me stand up and walk backwards whilst shooting. Trust me you'll live, at least a little longer :laugh:

[eddyeddyd]

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yeah.......................... too bad not a lot of people do it.

its the online equivalent off flipping sum1 off, one time i joined this squad and eventually one of them said OMG i think the clan leader of such and such is ere and we spent 10 minutes hunting him just 2 teabag him..awsome.

I
A whore is someone so blatantly offensive in the game, who uses the cheapest tactics to gain points in the game, and is unapologetic about it in the game.

and proud of it


i like going to enemy chopperpad and planting claymores then waiting 4 enemy chopper 2 die, once they come to get thier chopper some will die by clays and when the chopper spawns i spam nades if there r anymore(usually 80-400,000 ppl waiting 4 chopper)

then i m95 the pilot and gunner and hop in, usually they dont even notice that a hostile has their chopper because they bunny hop trying 2 escape.

m95 snt usalless at all.

[Bald-Eagle11]

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Armour whore ,, but my ex-wife is a whore