When you get killed by a claymore its your fault, 99% of claymore deaths occur during wreckless sprinting.
When teabagging make sure the body is facing up and alive, otherwise your a gay necrophyliac.
Squad leaders will always die 1 second before you spawn
Spec ops will never be understood as teamplayers, not spawnkillers.
No matter what rank you are 80% of the time when you want commander, you wont get it.
Uber is the german word for super, it make sense that nerdy internet gamers would pick it up first.
Never punish for accidental tks, never punish tks in PRM.
When you get sniped theres a 15% chance that shot will be used in a sniper video on youtube, 94% chance that the song will be "let the bodies hit the floor" 79% chance it wont be scored well.
Dont ask just one person about an unlock, my thread on the l85a1 is proof.
The people that camp for planes 24/7 are the people that are willing to tk, so if they spawn as anti tank while they wait....dont say i didnt warn you.
No matter how much they suck dont call people noobs, they kill youa few times everytime you play.
I dont care how hot and sexy it is, dont stare at a "suggestive" server graphic for to long, youll find your self googleing "office girls" instead of searching for a 24/7 sharqi server.
The walls have ears, and 50 cals, and reverse motion sensors, stand still for just a sec and your dead.
The first round of an arty strike has your name on it.
What goes around comes around, if you get kiled jus before you blow an asset and go into a rage just remeber that youve probably done it to a 11 year old once or twice.
carpal tunnel is how Karma deal with J-10 whores.
When attempting a revive dont stand still for to long, lets just say that either way someones getting 2 points.
they should make a rule, first guy to type"OMG someone take the ****ing COMMANDER spot" has to do it.
typing in LOL after someone disses a clan member is just going to get you booted along with them.
Whats the point in booting a spawn killer for 0 minutes, if they are patient enough to camp i think theyll waiting through the load screen one more time.
bf2 music is good why doesnt anyone use its in their videos?
Does drowning pool know that 47% of their sales are to bf2 players?
before bf2 came into my life i gave ...noobish tips on this forum based on my experience from bf 1942 demo before i got bf2..why didnt you guys say anything?
Luke didnt use the force or skill to destroy the death star with his eyes closed, he used j-10 missles, they just edited that part out.
living on mars and living in a 64 player 16 size karkand server are the same...iron rain.
the only thing worst than being kileld by a supply drop is being knifed by the clan leader you teabagged
If you like these please put one if your sig.
When teabagging make sure the body is facing up and alive, otherwise your a gay necrophyliac.
Squad leaders will always die 1 second before you spawn
Spec ops will never be understood as teamplayers, not spawnkillers.
No matter what rank you are 80% of the time when you want commander, you wont get it.
Uber is the german word for super, it make sense that nerdy internet gamers would pick it up first.
Never punish for accidental tks, never punish tks in PRM.
When you get sniped theres a 15% chance that shot will be used in a sniper video on youtube, 94% chance that the song will be "let the bodies hit the floor" 79% chance it wont be scored well.
Dont ask just one person about an unlock, my thread on the l85a1 is proof.
The people that camp for planes 24/7 are the people that are willing to tk, so if they spawn as anti tank while they wait....dont say i didnt warn you.
No matter how much they suck dont call people noobs, they kill youa few times everytime you play.
I dont care how hot and sexy it is, dont stare at a "suggestive" server graphic for to long, youll find your self googleing "office girls" instead of searching for a 24/7 sharqi server.
The walls have ears, and 50 cals, and reverse motion sensors, stand still for just a sec and your dead.
The first round of an arty strike has your name on it.
What goes around comes around, if you get kiled jus before you blow an asset and go into a rage just remeber that youve probably done it to a 11 year old once or twice.
carpal tunnel is how Karma deal with J-10 whores.
When attempting a revive dont stand still for to long, lets just say that either way someones getting 2 points.
they should make a rule, first guy to type"OMG someone take the ****ing COMMANDER spot" has to do it.
typing in LOL after someone disses a clan member is just going to get you booted along with them.
Whats the point in booting a spawn killer for 0 minutes, if they are patient enough to camp i think theyll waiting through the load screen one more time.
bf2 music is good why doesnt anyone use its in their videos?
Does drowning pool know that 47% of their sales are to bf2 players?
before bf2 came into my life i gave ...noobish tips on this forum based on my experience from bf 1942 demo before i got bf2..why didnt you guys say anything?
Luke didnt use the force or skill to destroy the death star with his eyes closed, he used j-10 missles, they just edited that part out.
living on mars and living in a 64 player 16 size karkand server are the same...iron rain.
the only thing worst than being kileld by a supply drop is being knifed by the clan leader you teabagged
If you like these please put one if your sig.
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