Funniest things to do in BF2

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  • Kodakk
    Member
    • Oct 2006
    • 3486

    #1

    Funniest things to do in BF2

    Ok, add on to this as you like:

    1) Teabag, and while teabagging type messages like "ohhh so good!!! MORE!!"

    2) Fly a transport helo over people waiting for a vehicle.

    3) c4 people with FF off that are waiting for a vehicle.

    4) Plan your tactics while typing on ALL.

    5) Ask the commander for a sandwich.

    6) Try to land on the UAV.

    7) Drive your teams vehicles to the enemy base and try to bargain.
  • predragjanjic
    Member
    • Oct 2006
    • 2837

    #2
    Re: Funniest things to do in BF2

    spaming "enemy boat spotted" and requesting new orders while in a squad

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    • BulletToothTony

      #3
      Re: Funniest things to do in BF2

      Get a squad full of buddies and go medic. Then run around with your knifes out storming anyone that you see. Sooooooooooo much fun.

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      • mwillin0000
        Member
        • May 2006
        • 1622

        #4
        Re: Funniest things to do in BF2

        Originally posted by =PSU=PJMAK1
        spaming "enemy boat spotted"
        i would like to kill all of you who do that..but not really!!!! last time i said something like that i got banned from the forums(not here)....so Scinto, im not serious

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        • predragjanjic
          Member
          • Oct 2006
          • 2837

          #5
          Re: Funniest things to do in BF2

          "we need new orders here, do you copy" lmao

          then you have the whole squad spamming that lololol

          next thing you see the squad leader give you some random order lol

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          • AlphaCueUp

            #6
            Re: Funniest things to do in BF2

            pushing idlers off cliffs and carriers......

            taking down a zip-line/grappling hook while people are using it

            removing friendly mines and replacing them with ur own

            running over squads with the buggy

            using defibs as weapons

            throwing medpacks at enemy corpses and watching them jiggle

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            • KrayboX

              #7
              Re: Funniest things to do in BF2

              lol on karkand say enemy jet and stuff

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              • nvajim

                #8
                Re: Funniest things to do in BF2

                Screaming over voip to sqaud memeber

                "Watch out, behind you...here he comes....no the other side.... now he is running around the...."

                Then watch your buddy BUNNY HOP, DIVE, PRONE, RUN... while yelling back at you "where where where.."

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                • L3adcannon

                  #9
                  Re: Funniest things to do in BF2

                  -Get a blackhawk or any other chopper, fill it up with people, then crash it- major lolz from people
                  -when gunner in a chopper or any other vehicle, shoot at random things, not the enemy- major lolz from the pilot
                  -push people (especially commanders) off rooftops, carriers etc.
                  -for the whole round, use the lamest tactics to kill people- jihad-chopper, be sniper but only claymore etc.

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                  • AlphaCueUp

                    #10
                    Re: Funniest things to do in BF2

                    i like saying "i call dibs on gold star" or "i call dibs on tank" on IO.....then b!tch out anyone out who says anything, or does better than me

                    i like calling people a hacker......just for fun.....even if their not doin well, and i die from something stupid.....say "0mg h4x!!!11" "nice hax cheater......im reporting u"....lol always gets a laugh

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                    • [Expletive Deleted]
                      The Penetrator
                      • Oct 2006
                      • 2855

                      #11
                      Re: Funniest things to do in BF2

                      Originally posted by L3adCannon
                      -Get a blackhawk or any other chopper, fill it up with people, then crash it- major lolz from people
                      -when gunner in a chopper or any other vehicle, shoot at random things, not the enemy- major lolz from the pilot
                      -push people (especially commanders) off rooftops, carriers etc.
                      -for the whole round, use the lamest tactics to kill people- jihad-chopper, be sniper but only claymore etc.
                      I once spent a whole round seeing how many people I could kill with one blackhawk. Most I got was 3 squishies at once, followed by 1 more from a secondary explosion. Jihad choppers FTW!

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                      • Kodakk
                        Member
                        • Oct 2006
                        • 3486

                        #12
                        Re: Funniest things to do in BF2

                        Lmao! Hilarious...

                        Yea, predragjanjic gets annoying with his boat spotting :P

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                        • Snoop
                          Member
                          • Aug 2006
                          • 370

                          #13
                          Re: Funniest things to do in BF2

                          I know it's stupid, but every time I have to jump over an object (like a small wall), I do a 360 pirouette over it. It cracks up my squad all the time!

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                          • mrbinum

                            #14
                            Re: Funniest things to do in BF2

                            on karkand if you are on US side take the tank and the apcs (if you can) and drive them off to the redline area very deep in. After you die go back into the redline area and push the vehciles father back and back
                            and sit back and watch the fireworks, some people get smart and destroy em with SRAW, but till then hehe switch to opposite team. HAHAHA soo funny

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                            • simmy.uk

                              #15
                              Re: Funniest things to do in BF2

                              Being commander on a clan server and constantly rebuking the squad with the admins.

                              Another thing to do is go to bf2s and say claymore spamming requires skill, call them all noobs, then stats compare for the biggest e penis. Hell I did that today and got a 3 day ban woohoooo!!

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