''your dummest action/ dumbest scene'' here!!!

[Sir. S.A.S]

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The worst thing was when my mate had ago and said i could fly. Now i thought i was US in a US jet obvisoly not. It was dragon valey and thought i better land on the carrier to heal up. Laned it to come face to face with 2 US jets.

First thing was "3 Us jets I thought dragon valley only had 2 (short pause) Oh ****" :cry: , About 16 US men looked and me and thought "wtf" and with that i had a whole load of AT rockets AA and jets fire at me. Dead in the most quickest time ever.

What my mate had failed to tell me is that he had swapped teams to China as they had more bases (he says)

[bladecx321]

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The worst thing was when my mate had ago and said i could fly. Now i thought i was US in a US jet obvisoly not. It was dragon valey and thought i better land on the carrier to heal up. Laned it to come face to face with 2 US jets.

First thing was "3 Us jets I thought dragon valley only had 2 (short pause) Oh ****" :cry: , About 16 US men looked and me and thought "wtf" and with that i had a whole load of AT rockets AA and jets fire at me. Dead in the most quickest time ever.

What my mate had failed to tell me is that he had swapped teams to China as they had more bases (he says)

lol, that sucks :P

[emtff77]

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Doing a Halo over the PLA airstrip on Wake and waiting until the last minute to open my chute, then counting down from 15 cause i was late lol

Thats some funny s**t!:laugh: :laugh:

[RubISH]

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Ok I got two really stupid ones. This first one was from today when I had some wierd lag that showed enemys at other places then they actually were at sometimes so I almost missed all the time so I was kinda frustrated about that and didn't really think twice before blowing up my own teams artillery assets with C4:s XD

Second one was at a LAN café with about 5 friends(thus 3 on each team) playing on Wake Island and the other team was gonna baserape our carrier and then before they went into the transport helicopter I had one of my mates on the opposite team allow me to put all my C4:s on him and then he comes running towards the helicopter with C4:s all over his body and everyones like "NO!! DUDE YOU GOT C4:S ALL OVER YOU!!" and they start to lift the helicopter without him but he got in it. Then when they were in the air I pressed the detonator and stole the helicopter when it respawned

[drone_wolf]

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i didnt think C4's would stick to your body? myabe they can or your making it up?

[USAF Thrifty]

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Just today I chuted over an enemy airfield (was shot down) and got hit by an F-18 taking off. It was a big bloody mess, lol. Killed both of us on impact.

Funny part is, we both tried to steer away, I chuted left, he ruddered right, but at the last minute his wing clipped me.

Heard it coming and was like "HOLY ****!"

[WNx Makka99]

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this isnt "my" dumbest moment but some1 elses. they thought they were all good and tried to prone on top of a building and shoot down at me with an at rocket, but managed to shoot the floor and he suicided lol

[KrayboX]

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When i first started i flew up really high in a jet thewn jumped out. i thought i had to parashoot straight away.. but i got a ribbon for it ;D

[Malc]

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I had one of those O **** moments when you go round a corner and are faced with the barrel of a tank.
Nothing i could do at all so i pulled my Knife out and started stabbing it, Chink Chink Chink
I kept dancing around stabbing the tank until some dude spawned near me and shot the **** out of me.
My other moment was trying to light up whilst taking off from the carrier. I went straight across the deck and wiped out the Attack chopper and two mates :p
At this point i totally noobed myself off :)

[Mavrik347]

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Mine was when a guy jumped me with a knife and I had assault rifle, I could have floored him but I went and got my knife out for a fair fight.. He got his gun out and stabbed me in the back.... Never again.

[Alpha671]

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When i first started, i thought, "Hmm, if an APC can go on water, then maybe a tank can!" Then i got in and for about 4 seconds, i realized i was losing armor, and i was like "holy ****" and when i got out, it exploded and i got caught in the explosion.

Another is when I was going against US in the N2K server, I was in the MIG, and i was going for the Neutral Flag being taken by the US. I was coming in straight up and pull off upside down to go straight down into the target area (heck, i was chased) and when i finished pulling the joystick. I knew i was screwed. I saw a UAV in front of me.

[imported_SAR]

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*cough* sticky??? *cough*

No, shut up, stop unncessecarily bumping your thread. There've been threads like this already in case you're too thick to search for them. And if you did search for them that makes you a bigger dip****.

[Komet.nl]

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Walking and suddenly the commander drops a car and you get stuck between it and get -2, lol.

[Jumintiger]

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Hiding on the little pipe on the side of the Square building on Karkand. I jumped off and killed someone by landing on them. I stole his gun since I was a sniper and did a jihad jeep on some TW.

[KC-10]

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This didn't occur during on-line play but here it is: On Dragon Valley I took my F-35 up to FL100 (10, 000ft) and slowed to 500 KIAS (Knots Indicated Airspeed) and then bailed out. I looked STRAIGHT down at the ground. I sat there for 10 minutes. "Screw this I'm gonna go get some coffee." I come back. Well I guess you could say, "The hills are alive with the sound of ambulance sirens!" :cry: