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  • Thirdeyez

    #1

    Damn you vodka

    Ok..i dont drink much..............................
    but i sure do smoke alotta poticus...
    but tonight was a boring night and the 6 year old vodka spoke to me, it said "drink me:"
    and I did...
    what did I get..
    well I found a wall hacker...and then he gave me my purple heart LOLOLOLOL
    I think after 20+ DRUNKING RAMPBING kills as I stared at a wall..he finally got me out of the walll.,that bastard, over a year of game time, and no pruple heart..
    damn you vodka!! damn you wall hacker...lolololol
  • brianthebold

    #2
    Re: Damn you vodka

    Gj on getting you purple heart finally, it makes your award bar prettier if you ask me!

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    • zone36
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      • Jul 2005
      • 852

      #3
      Re: Damn you vodka

      lol, now that's a funny way to earn that award.

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      • Shadowpit

        #4
        Re: Damn you vodka

        thats what you get for drinking you alcky..lol im drunk right now too..a few beers and 151 and had to run away from a bar fight with my buddies before the cops snagged us lmao..came home and tried to fly in a flight sims game....fkd that all up..going to bed..nite nite

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        • baggygreen

          #5
          Re: Damn you vodka

          hmmmmmmm

          games and alcohol dont mix. course, as far as im concerned alcohol and bed are the only things that go well together (and i mean bed alone, cos good luck operating... heavy machinery, shall we say, if you're drunk!)

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          • godismyhomie

            #6
            Re: Damn you vodka

            Originally posted by Peoplekillingmachine
            Ok..i dont drink much..............................
            but i sure do smoke alotta poticus...
            but tonight was a boring night and the 6 year old vodka spoke to me, it said "drink me:"
            and I did...
            what did I get..
            well I found a wall hacker...and then he gave me my purple heart LOLOLOLOL
            I think after 20+ DRUNKING RAMPBING kills as I stared at a wall..he finally got me out of the walll.,that bastard, over a year of game time, and no pruple heart..
            damn you vodka!! damn you wall hacker...lolololol
            i was playing against that guy last night!! he was a right ghey!

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            • Vasquez

              #7
              Re: Damn you vodka

              I think the OP should be given some kind of medal for most funniest post ever.. under the influence, perhaps, but damn, it made me laugh.

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              • AlphaCueUp

                #8
                Re: Damn you vodka

                DONT GO TO BED DRUNK unless u want a hangover...

                be a man and stay up till ur sober....even if it means ur the last one standing.....

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                • 7man

                  #9
                  Re: Damn you vodka

                  well that is pretty funny seeing that your that rank and you just got that award.

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                  • Fanny Tatters

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                    • Thirdeyez

                      #11
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                      Ah man..its the next day, and by god do I regret it now..:hmm:

                      oh well, been a whle since I got a medal.

                      And some dude from =ORST= clan who was a glitching pansy...one day Ill see you out of that wall and hook you up with your own pretty purple medal. I wonder who he was...if only I had a screenie..

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                      • 5cent

                        #12
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                        i was playing in the N2K server and i went 7-34... and got another purple heart, thx n2k! :/

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                        • GlowStickz

                          #13
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                          My friend guns for me in the helo all the time wasted, sometimes even does better :)

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                          • frazzman

                            #14
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                            Drinking vodka and playing bf2..., i just cant help myself..., gotta fly the bomber....!!!..., result? = kicked for team killing (purely accidental of course) LOL

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