You know you play too much battlefield 2 when:
You see a crane in the city and look for snipers. Then realise that real cranes dont have a walkway along them.
You look at a real lake or water formation and think, 'F*ck! those shaders are nice.'
You actually attempt to printscreen something which looks cool, only to stop yourself after moving your hand.
You think "How good is this map!" whenever you go somewhere interesting.
You mistake distant objects like trucks for enemy threats such as APC's.
You look for hiding spots in build up areas.
When you appreciate the texture definition on your street sidewalk.
You see birds fly off from trees and get pissed off that they are 'giving you away.'
Your hand automatically sits in "wasd" position as default on any computer.
When someone refers to spam (the type that come from a can), you are set back a few seconds because you don't know what they are talking about. "Want spam for dinner tonight?" "um, what? ... Are you trying to insult me? ... Oh! Heh, I get you, god no."
You're reading this on a forum.
You see a crane in the city and look for snipers. Then realise that real cranes dont have a walkway along them.
You look at a real lake or water formation and think, 'F*ck! those shaders are nice.'
You actually attempt to printscreen something which looks cool, only to stop yourself after moving your hand.
You think "How good is this map!" whenever you go somewhere interesting.
You mistake distant objects like trucks for enemy threats such as APC's.
You look for hiding spots in build up areas.
When you appreciate the texture definition on your street sidewalk.
You see birds fly off from trees and get pissed off that they are 'giving you away.'
Your hand automatically sits in "wasd" position as default on any computer.
When someone refers to spam (the type that come from a can), you are set back a few seconds because you don't know what they are talking about. "Want spam for dinner tonight?" "um, what? ... Are you trying to insult me? ... Oh! Heh, I get you, god no."
You're reading this on a forum.
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