You know you play too much battlefield 2 when:

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  • bigbossmatt
    Member
    • Aug 2006
    • 202

    #1

    You know you play too much battlefield 2 when:

    You know you play too much battlefield 2 when:

    You see a crane in the city and look for snipers. Then realise that real cranes dont have a walkway along them.

    You look at a real lake or water formation and think, 'F*ck! those shaders are nice.'

    You actually attempt to printscreen something which looks cool, only to stop yourself after moving your hand.

    You think "How good is this map!" whenever you go somewhere interesting.

    You mistake distant objects like trucks for enemy threats such as APC's.

    You look for hiding spots in build up areas.

    When you appreciate the texture definition on your street sidewalk.

    You see birds fly off from trees and get pissed off that they are 'giving you away.'

    Your hand automatically sits in "wasd" position as default on any computer.

    When someone refers to spam (the type that come from a can), you are set back a few seconds because you don't know what they are talking about. "Want spam for dinner tonight?" "um, what? ... Are you trying to insult me? ... Oh! Heh, I get you, god no."

    You're reading this on a forum.
  • Jedi_Joe

    #2
    Re: You know you play too much battlefield 2 when:

    Originally posted by bigbossmatt
    Your hand automatically sits in "wasd" position as default on any computer.
    lol thats me

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    • Scinto
      Retired TGN *****
      • Mar 2006
      • 5387

      #3
      Re: You know you play too much battlefield 2 when:

      Originally posted by bigbossmatt

      You see a crane in the city and look for snipers. Then realise that real cranes dont have a walkway along them.
      But majority of cranes are excessible and i do look for people on them :p

      You mistake distant objects like trucks for enemy threats such as APC's.
      I Swear the Bushes Move

      You look for hiding spots in build up areas.
      Who Doesnt?

      Your hand automatically sits in "wasd" position as default on any computer.
      Yes guilty as charged..

      When someone refers to spam (the type that come from a can), you are set back a few seconds because you don't know what they are talking about. "Want spam for dinner tonight?" "um, what? ... Are you trying to insult me? ... Oh! Heh, I get you, god no."
      I do that to other people lol
      the nice boldy bits

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      • Lazza66

        #4
        Re: You know you play too much battlefield 2 when:

        After a few hours of playing I was dropping a guest off at their house. I "thought" about smashing my car into someone who rudely pulled out in front of me. Just when I was ready to run him off the road I snapped out of it and thought OMFG!!

        Another poster in a forum (can't remember which) on his way home from a BF2 LAN party almost ran over some pedestrians because they didn't have blue names over their heads. FFS!!

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        • Scinto
          Retired TGN *****
          • Mar 2006
          • 5387

          #5
          Re: You know you play too much battlefield 2 when:

          Originally posted by Lazza66
          After a few hours of playing I was dropping a guest off at their house. I "thought" about smashing my car into someone who rudely pulled out in front of me. Just when I was ready to run him off the road I snapped out of it and thought OMFG!!

          Another poster in a forum (can't remember which) on his way home from a BF2 LAN party almost ran over some pedestrians because they didn't have blue names over their heads. FFS!!
          i know i shouldnt.. but that is kinda funny :laugh:

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          • System
            Member
            • Jun 2006
            • 1091

            #6
            Re: You know you play too much battlefield 2 when:

            when ever im out on the road and get stuck behind some moron going the speed limit or under and starts making a bunch of us pile up behind him i always cuss and think of big armour convoy moving up a long long long road in bf2... there slow as hell and thats all i see when im driving... apcs in the middile, tanks in the front and the occassional linebacker or two sitting somewhere in the pack... am i insane or just addicted? =D

            f i hate slow drivers so much!! even the chicken shlts who wont go more then 10 over piss me off too. we're in the country, like a cop is on every single dam road. com on.


            ps. KMph not Mph

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            • Jedi_Joe

              #7
              Re: You know you play too much battlefield 2 when:

              lol BF2 has alot of effect on people's lives

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              • ben_r_coupland

                #8
                Re: You know you play too much battlefield 2 when:

                I look at cranes/high buildings etc, and think - if i was sniping, where would i be.


                i think we all need therapy, BF2 Anonymous

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                • Jedi_Joe

                  #9
                  Re: You know you play too much battlefield 2 when:

                  i was playing Flight Sim, and i thort i was playing BF2 and i was looking around for enemy tanks, i wanted to kamakazi, and an hour later i relised i was'nt playing BF2 lol, because my brother comes up to me and says "waht are you doing" and i say "playing BF2, i wanna kamakazi", so he slaps me on the head and tells me its flight sim, and i was like "awwww ****"

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                  • godismyhomie

                    #10
                    Re: You know you play too much battlefield 2 when:

                    lol some of these are great, i always go into wasd on a keyboard now, think of places to snipe from, look for good claymore places etc
                    sometimes ill just see someone a fair distance away and wanna snipe em lol

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                    • mwillin0000
                      Member
                      • May 2006
                      • 1622

                      #11
                      Re: You know you play too much battlefield 2 when:

                      ugh...you just robbed another thread that was extremely successful

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                      • Alm()nd J()y
                        Member
                        • Oct 2006
                        • 1209

                        #12
                        Re: You know you play too much battlefield 2 when:

                        I think we all hear sounds IRL that sounds exactly like something in BF2.

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                        • Chodda
                          Member
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 996

                          #13
                          Re: You know you play too much battlefield 2 when:

                          Gaming hasn't really affected my life as much now as it did when I first started. When if first started playing, you will have those day when you've played all day and basically been living in this "fantasy" world. Then you go outside and it feels all weird. I basically look at everything differently now I guess, Not that I’m seeing red tags over people or shooting things... I dunno it’s hard to explain. I’m sure other people feel it. It messes with your senses…
                          xfire: chodda
                          steam: w0ofz

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                          • Venomous

                            #14
                            Re: You know you play too much battlefield 2 when:

                            you know your a noob when you make the 50,000th "You know you play to much battlefield 2" thread

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                            • Cromat

                              #15
                              Re: You know you play too much battlefield 2 when:

                              lol,just lol

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