Your Best ever KICK reason?

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  • Fakesound

    #46
    Re: Your Best ever KICK reason?

    what if you were stopping them from stealing yours, they killed your co pilot so you jumped into the gunner seat and plough through them before take off?

    Originally posted by Bob_Is_Scary
    Another funny one:

    I tossed some C4 in a guys face and blew him sky high while he was waiting for the jet. (Seeing as he stood in front of my jet or TKed me every other time). Admin kicks me for "Flying my friends personal jet!"

    I rejoin and take the blackhawk. The guy is holding "E" so I fly to him and he gets in the blackhawk by accident. I fly him at the deck and then bail :laugh: Then I get in the plane and fly it in a big loop back to the carrier. He is standing there, typing to the admin again. I jump out and the empty jet nails him :laugh: He dies, I get kicked again.

    Rejoin, on the other team, so I fly to the carrier in the MEC bomber (they only have carrier left). I fly down and bail out of jet, hits his jet. He dies and I knife him when he respawns. Banned for "Disturing the Peace"

    Peace Out Mo Fo
    Goodjob man, dunno about the TK on the carrier though. But the Black hawk? Creative way to get the jet frist I must admit. At least you didn't base rape the carrier, so distrubing the peace was basically you making the admins friend ADHD work up

    Originally posted by bladecx321
    "They say that guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well, I think the gun helps. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people."
    I reckon in an old folks home you would, or in an air plane you'd have stupid chaos.. basically anywhere in the freaked outta their panties america. Some of them are scared of their bloody shadow

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    • Heatseeker_no.1

      #47
      Re: Your Best ever KICK reason?

      I think it was the admin I TVed, of course he was soloing too, just he was too slow.

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      • Raiketsu

        #48
        Re: Your Best ever KICK reason?

        For saying "cockpit"? LOL also, i was in a jet once at Wake Island and I had to eject over the Airfield, which was friendly, because I took a couple Missle hits. I jumped out and pulled out the chute. As I was looking at my smoking J10 I noticed it was going for the jet spawn area. The only thought that i got was "OH NOES!1!!1!!!!" There was about 6 guys waiting for the jet to spawn. The jet spawned and some guy got in. But then, my J10 nailed the other one and BOOOM!!!!!! Both exploded and i got six Teamkills. I got kicked without even touching the ground.

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        • bladecx321
          Member
          • Nov 2006
          • 567

          #49
          Re: Your Best ever KICK reason?

          ouch man...

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          • DeadCRAP_
            TotalBF2 NEVER FORGET
            • Oct 2006
            • 897

            #50
            Re: Your Best ever KICK reason?

            lol **** pit

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            • Death Merchant
              Member
              • Feb 2006
              • 1090

              #51
              Re: Your Best ever KICK reason?

              kicked for attacking the enemy team I.e the admin

              think the screenshot is on my xfire somewhere

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              • bladecx321
                Member
                • Nov 2006
                • 567

                #52
                Re: Your Best ever KICK reason?

                lol, nice. my fav, never happened to me, but i read it on this thread, is the "no fighting in main base". like, omg, thats sad. i got kicked once on Digital Anarchy server for getting in my teams jet before someone else. that someone else happend to be an admin. then again on another day when i was on USMC and the same admin was on PLA on Dragon Valley. i was totally pwning him, so he got mad i guess and kicked me... lol. i still play on that server and pwn those admins... so much fun. the kick reasons are pretty funny to read too. lol

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                • KrayboX

                  #53
                  Re: Your Best ever KICK reason?

                  lol using my knife too much =]

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                  • EnigmaticInc

                    #54
                    Re: Your Best ever KICK reason?

                    I was on a Christian only server (I'm not Christian) and I called a gentleman who had TKed me several times a "Pagan n00b"...kicked.

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                    • bladecx321
                      Member
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 567

                      #55
                      Re: Your Best ever KICK reason?

                      i've seen those servers. stayed far from em...

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                      • [MBMG] Navras
                        Member
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 175

                        #56
                        Re: Your Best ever KICK reason?

                        I was playing on a knife only server(wanted to get my rank up on my strat league account) SO everything was going great I had like 67 kills and 30 teampoints, Made friends with the admins. Then Second round goes by and about half way though it says
                        BANNING!!!!!(name)Cheating---->Stats padding
                        BANNING!!!!!(name)Cheating---->Stats padding
                        BANNING!!!!!(name)Cheating---->Stats padding
                        BANNING!!!!!(name)Cheating---->Stats padding
                        BANNING!!!!!(name)Cheating---->Stats padding
                        BANNING!!!!!(name)Cheating---->Stats padding
                        BANNING!!!!!(name)Cheating---->Stats padding
                        BANNING!!!!!(name)Cheating---->Stats padding
                        BANNING!!!!!(name)Cheating---->Stats padding

                        I mean the admin banned everyone for stats padding on a stats padding server
                        Give me a break

                        Edit: There was about 12 people in that server

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                        • towel

                          #57
                          Re: Your Best ever KICK reason?

                          I got kicked a couple days ago. The reason said "Merry Christmas".

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                          • RubISH

                            #58
                            Re: Your Best ever KICK reason?

                            Because I criticised (spelling?:S) the commander for flying around in a jet and never giving orders. Then I started a voting for putting him off commander post(dunno what its called in the english version. Play the game in swedish myself, sorry) and then I got kicked.

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                            • SeraphicRadiance

                              #59
                              Re: Your Best ever KICK reason?

                              Once I was playing on a server as a commander and had told a squad to assault a flag. Yes, I said ASSAULT. What I said was:

                              "Alright guys, not a soul around square, assault it now and you can take it."

                              Then the message appears of a warning about unacceptable language. What the?

                              I ignore that. Couple of minutes go by, and I get conversed with some people in the server. So in the conversation (It was on topic at the moment) I said the word "Cutlass"

                              Oopsie. Kicked for 1 minute.

                              I like to refer to servers of that nature as "commie servers."

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                              • Oleg

                                #60
                                Re: Your Best ever KICK reason?

                                Got kicked for being a window licker? I was like what the **** is a window licker? and it turns out he said i switched teams,although i was playing on the team the server started me on.


                                Dumb *** admin.

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