Help me..I can't stop playing jalalalalalalabad :|

[Pluckyx24]

Re: Help me..I can't stop playing jalalalalalalabad :|

Off topic; why so Americans freely call their pals "dude" when the term originally was a derogatory reference to a poofter in a cowboy suit?

I just don't understand Americans.

Languages changes over the years. It's not just an American thing.

[Cantina_Fly]

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Off topic; why so Americans freely call their pals "dude" when the term originally was a derogatory reference to a poofter in a cowboy suit?

I just don't understand Americans.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dude

Enlightening actually, I'd never really though about it before... Dude. :p

Back on topic, I particularly enjoy a good round of jihading after a few cold ones. The 4-wheelers in SF are best, but any light vehicle will do. It takes no skill at all to ram into the tank and kill both of you. The skill involves timing your exit from the vehicle and subsequent detonation of high explosives in such a way that the target dies, but you live. This can involve "calling off" on your first pass or two until you catch the target in a vulnerable moment. Often times, the tanker will be so concerned with killing me that it allows another teammate to take them out with either C4 or AT.

I've only done it a few times. The novelty wears off and you start playing normally again. There are also plenty of times, it's a legitimate one off tactic. Most jihadders seem to make a career of it though.

[|-TC-| NZSAS-Trooper]

Re: Help me..I can't stop playing jalalalalalalabad :|

has he taken his pills latly?

[StalkerZERO]

Re: Help me..I can't stop playing jalalalalalalabad :|

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dude

Enlightening actually, I'd never really though about it before... Dude. :p

Back on topic, I particularly enjoy a good round of jihading after a few cold ones. The 4-wheelers in SF are best, but any light vehicle will do. It takes no skill at all to ram into the tank and kill both of you. The skill involves timing your exit from the vehicle and subsequent detonation of high explosives in such a way that the target dies, but you live. This can involve "calling off" on your first pass or two until you catch the target in a vulnerable moment. Often times, the tanker will be so concerned with killing me that it allows another teammate to take them out with either C4 or AT.

I've only done it a few times. The novelty wears off and you start playing normally again. There are also plenty of times, it's a legitimate one off tactic. Most jihadders seem to make a career of it though.

On the strike at karkland map I like to play as the mec and spawn up in the northwestern flag where a truck is parked.
I load her up with c4 and then I'm off to stop the US advance from the south. Usually, I've been waiting around the block, out of sight, near the southern flag as I try to wait for the first noo...erm enemy vehicle to roll on by. To them it seems that I come out of no where as I crash right into their side.

But most players have already wised up to this tactic. The tanks usually wait afar off and rain cannon sheels into the southern flag area to soften us up. What I've been doing lately to counter this is to drive to the south west along the edge of the map and come up behind them!
I'm laughing like a madman bent on world domination as I'm honking my horn furiously.
The tank driver screams in horror as he looks in his rearview mirror and sees me with a big grin on my face as I'm jumping out of the truck just at the right moment.........KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

When I'm lucky I end up surviving and sometimes I even take out a whole convoy.
Ah.........good times..........good times. :)

has he taken his pills latly?

Yes, actually I take many pills. :)

[matasho]

Re: Help me..I can't stop playing jalalalalalalabad :|

my fellow jihad-er:

allah akkkkbarrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[StalkerZERO]

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my fellow jihad-er:

allah akkkkbarrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*In a high pitched local accent*

"lalalalaalalalalalalalalalalala!!!"

[dblEdge]

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^^ Controversial

[[GCA]Tim270]

Re: Help me..I can't stop playing jalalalalalalabad :|

go get laid noob....

[Batausu]

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go get laid noob....

Actually, this is a good advice for everybody.
(I'm going to bedroom. After 1 min… I mean 1 hour, I'm coming back smiling):
-My wife said "Thank you, Total BF2 forum, for allowing me to see my husband in my room this month!"

[sknight]

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lol in 'my room'