Help me..I can't stop playing jalalalalalalabad :|

[Revoluti0n]

Re: Help me..I can't stop playing jalalalalalalabad :|

NICE! I'm sure we will hear from him soon!

School is not out for a couple hours...I can't wait.

[StalkerZERO]

Re: Help me..I can't stop playing jalalalalalalabad :|

Jihad jeepers piss me off so much!

Sometimes I'll be so angry I strap C4 to the tank and then blow it up when they get near me.

Or sometimes I'll just stop being in a tank and become a jihad jeeper myself, seeking out those other jeepers.

A duel to the death then?
See you on the battlefield! :evil:

[Batausu]

Re: Help me..I can't stop playing jalalalalalalabad :|

"planewhore?"

"yes"

"I ended up spawning on the US side, and I see your over on the other side of map as the mec." Just hold it there I will come to you and we can discuss further about proper in game protocol cool?"

"Ok great I'll wait right here for you"

"ya just look out for me I'll be the one honking the horn."

"ok"

*minutes later our hero stalkerzero starts blaring the horn from a buggy*

planewhore: "ok dude I can hear you now ya its me over here jumping up and down." "funny, he isn't slowing down." "dude, what are you doing?"
DUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!

Man, you're the funniest person I have ever seen! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I couldn't stop laughing for like 5 minutes! All my daily problems have been forgotten.
You deserve a platinum medal for the best role play drama in BF2! Or a beer. :)
I have played on this map since the beta and I love it.
I hope I'll meet you there and even if we're on different teams, just do your thing.
I'll welcome a little competition.

[jameslcross]

Re: Help me..I can't stop playing jalalalalalalabad :|

And the point of this thread is.....

Spam?

[StalkerZERO]

Re: Help me..I can't stop playing jalalalalalalabad :|

Man, you're the funniest person I have ever seen! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I couldn't stop laughing for like 5 minutes! All my daily problems have been forgotten.
You deserve a platinum medal for the best role play drama in BF2! Or a beer. :)
I have played on this map since the beta and I love it.
I hope I'll meet you there and even if we're on different teams, just do your thing.
I'll welcome a little competition.

cool. I hang out sometimes in that devastation jalalabad server.
If I see you there it would be an honor to run you over with my buggy. :)

[Blades]

Re: Help me..I can't stop playing jalalalalalalabad :|

AHAHHAHA, thats awesome!

I think you have inspired me to go jihad jeep some!LMAO.

[StalkerZERO]

Re: Help me..I can't stop playing jalalalalalalabad :|

AHAHHAHA, thats awesome!

I think you have inspired me to go jihad jeep some!LMAO.

There thats the spirit! :p
A little chaos and mayhem never hurt anybody.....except the intended target of course.

EDIT: And the occasional innocent pedestrian. :p

[BlueBunny63]

Re: Help me..I can't stop playing jalalalalalalabad :|

StalkerZERO is a man I can respect.

Chaos + enthusiastic carnage + a sense of humor = best battlefield experiences.

[vesuvan]

Re: Help me..I can't stop playing jalalalalalalabad :|

You crazy jihaders a fun to watch, as long as you're not on the receiving end

I'm an armor whore myself and have learned to deal with your presence on the battlefield. I must say you guys are some of the most determined players in the game.

"Make the first tank round count" I say to myself as I wait patiently when watching a buggy come over the hill and begin to make their run. The faint sound of a horn and the ever increasing scream of a mad man as they locate me and my hunk of metal. I fire and hit, crazy man is gone, thank god... but here comes another from my flank! BOOOOOOM!

What amazes me is when I get a tank round into a buggy and it doesn't explode immediatly and burns for just a second more, allowing them to detonate and kill me from even several meters away. I think you guys have some skill when you don't manage to kill yourselves in the process.

yes, where is planewhore? Can't wait to read the bashing.

[St.Sasquatch]

Re: Help me..I can't stop playing jalalalalalalabad :|

we got to play togheter some day.. i usally call my squad jihad so you know what i like to do. and your story is, interesting. :P do you got sf? (atv! XD) and did that with the neightbors and the fire department happend? :P

[StalkerZERO]

Re: Help me..I can't stop playing jalalalalalalabad :|

we got to play togheter some day.. i usally call my squad jihad so you know what i like to do. and your story is, interesting. :P do you got sf? (atv! XD) and did that with the neightbors and the fire department happend? :P

Well.......the worried frantic knocking on my door did at least.

You crazy jihaders a fun to watch, as long as you're not on the receiving end

I'm an armor whore myself and have learned to deal with your presence on the battlefield. I must say you guys are some of the most determined players in the game.

"Make the first tank round count" I say to myself as I wait patiently when watching a buggy come over the hill and begin to make their run. The faint sound of a horn and the ever increasing scream of a mad man as they locate me and my hunk of metal. I fire and hit, crazy man is gone, thank god... but here comes another from my flank! BOOOOOOM!

What amazes me is when I get a tank round into a buggy and it doesn't explode immediatly and burns for just a second more, allowing them to detonate and kill me from even several meters away. I think you guys have some skill when you don't manage to kill yourselves in the process.

yes, where is planewhore? Can't wait to read the bashing.

I've gotten to the point now where I show some honor and I give the tank a chance to shoot me.......only one chance though. And if he misses..........its my turn. muhoohahahahaahahaa :p

[Unfocused]

Re: Help me..I can't stop playing jalalalalalalabad :|

I like to go tank hunting with a jihad jeep, but I prefer to stay alive when the jeep blows up along with the target

[SmashMonkey]

Re: Help me..I can't stop playing jalalalalalalabad :|

And the point of this thread is.....

teaches you not to do a lot of speed and decide to tell a story on a forum

[gh0st]

Re: Help me..I can't stop playing jalalalalalalabad :|

classic man. i wish more people felt like you and I.
You just described it a bit more than I usually do. But game on nevertheless.

[Lazza66]

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DUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Off topic; why so Americans freely call their pals "dude" when the term originally was a derogatory reference to a poofter in a cowboy suit?

I just don't understand Americans.