Help me..I can't stop playing jalalalalalalabad :|
Everyday....after a long day at werk and the mind numbingly stressful commute....as soon as I get home and to the pc its....
Jalalalalalalabad timeeeeeeeee!!!!! :p :p :p
I always try to get on the U.S. side then immediately do I go spec ops and run to the nearest buggy. I start loading her up with c4 then I'm off.
Gawd, I just love doing 90mph down that long stretch of road to the first enemy flag where the mec noobs are waitin for me.
Noob 1 has just set several mines in the road trying to catch someone like me. But at 90mph as I'm screamin "yeeeee hawwwww" ala the dukes of hazard, I thread the needle right between two mines and run down that dumb SOB!!
As I continue to race down the road (honking my horn wildly and laughing like a maniac) I'm mowing down peeps left and right like they're bowling pins. I don't even bother anymore to check which side they are on. Its at that point........
*tear comes to eye*
.....when I can still see my victims flying through the air, cursing my name, that all the troubles and worries of this world start to melt away.
Off in the distance, I can see my target. Its usually some nub in a tank who thinks he can take me out with his cannon at long range. I increase my speed.
Suddenly, I find myself screamin very loudly to where the neighbors start banging on my door to find out if I'm ok. Remember that scene in "The Professional" with Jean Reno as the hitman? Near the end of the movie the swat team was bout to launch a rocket grenade into his apartment but right before he started to scream a low tone scream? Well my screaming was like that.
So I'm increasing my speed and screaming like that guy in the movie and I'm heading right for the nub tank. No, I'm not trying to swerve or zig zag to avoid the tank's cannon blasts.
But no, I'm heading right for him at 100mph dead straight on screaming like my pants is on fire and the roof is shaking and the neighbors called the fire department and they're busting down my door and then the noob in the tank starts screaming cause he realizes he is going to dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
"ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM
..............................
Then I respawn and it starts all over again. :)
Jalalalalalalabad timeeeeeeeee!!!!! :p :p :p
I always try to get on the U.S. side then immediately do I go spec ops and run to the nearest buggy. I start loading her up with c4 then I'm off.
Gawd, I just love doing 90mph down that long stretch of road to the first enemy flag where the mec noobs are waitin for me.
Noob 1 has just set several mines in the road trying to catch someone like me. But at 90mph as I'm screamin "yeeeee hawwwww" ala the dukes of hazard, I thread the needle right between two mines and run down that dumb SOB!!
As I continue to race down the road (honking my horn wildly and laughing like a maniac) I'm mowing down peeps left and right like they're bowling pins. I don't even bother anymore to check which side they are on. Its at that point........
*tear comes to eye*
.....when I can still see my victims flying through the air, cursing my name, that all the troubles and worries of this world start to melt away.
Off in the distance, I can see my target. Its usually some nub in a tank who thinks he can take me out with his cannon at long range. I increase my speed.
Suddenly, I find myself screamin very loudly to where the neighbors start banging on my door to find out if I'm ok. Remember that scene in "The Professional" with Jean Reno as the hitman? Near the end of the movie the swat team was bout to launch a rocket grenade into his apartment but right before he started to scream a low tone scream? Well my screaming was like that.
So I'm increasing my speed and screaming like that guy in the movie and I'm heading right for the nub tank. No, I'm not trying to swerve or zig zag to avoid the tank's cannon blasts.
But no, I'm heading right for him at 100mph dead straight on screaming like my pants is on fire and the roof is shaking and the neighbors called the fire department and they're busting down my door and then the noob in the tank starts screaming cause he realizes he is going to dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
"ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM
..............................
Then I respawn and it starts all over again. :)
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