Dumbest commanders you've ever had.

[HwSkl-Cyborg]

Alrighty, Well this other day on SoKark.
We had a commander..
I was a sniper.. A tired one at that, So I was too lazy to hold E..
"Enemy spotted" Look on map.. see it over me..
"Vehicle drop at your location" Look at map.. "Okay.. Time to hold e! *Holds E*.. "Artrillery at your location" ...
*Commander*[Teamkills]*me*
Commander spams Sorry..
I forgive, And forget.
Moments later he sees me at our base waiting on the tank! (Rule for server: No line jumping for vehicles.)
So he gets out of commander screen.. (Hes a Eng mind you..) Ran up to me Aimed at face, Pulled trigger.. Thought Alrighty.. Whatever Forgave forgot.. Sorry spam again! (And Mine TK was ON) So.. The tank spawns
I get in.. Move some.. Bahm
Commander [TKs] Me.
sorry spam again..
Forgave, But rembered..
Than I said.. "TK me one more time, And I will punish you."
Spawn again.. Get in the LAV-25. Tank spawns .. Start to head out to the Kark wall way to the gatehouse. Moments later theres a tank firing at me.
Commmander.. Tks Me.. again
Punish him.
<Team><Commander>: omg hes a punish n00b plz ban
He got kicked shortly after for low score. Cause when I was spending half my team dead.. Seen arty on all team's areas (Where masses where.)
.. So yeah! Post your Worst/Dumb Commander tales here.

[sassback]

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a japanese commander playing on a US offical server abusing the right to use the mike in a futile hope that someone playing was fluent in japanese. not to mention the only thing he found to be of any use, was the arty which he used to kill more of us than the enemy. Get this, he was a captain!!! one of the few times ive ever been frustrated enough to leave the server by a teammate.

[]DTC[ Chaotic]

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I had a 5 year old kid, literally, on the mic playing commander before. His name was bartsimpson or soemthing like that, anyway. The kid would not shutup. First, It was a bunch of nonsense, second, was quite annoying, and third, I wanted to strangle the kid, which has never came across my mind before considering I have several of them.

Chaotic

[imported_Mongo Only Pawn]

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Had a commander yesterday who was so inept that I actually asked the Admins for permission to teamkill him!

THEY SAID YES!

...never did do it, but I was sooooooo pissed. This idiot was in a tank, on the very edge of the map (Dalain Plant) doing absoloutely nothing at all. Every so often he'd drop arty, generally at a friendly flag, with one bad guy and 12 of his teammates present. UAV was scarce, and vehicle drops non-existant.

FRIGGIN MORON!

[Venomous]

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lmaooooooooooooo!!! keep them comming

[DesertFalcon]

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we had commanders who keept artilering our carrier on the insomina server. we acctuaky had a l"commander police" to keep the commander in line for instance fi he wanted a vehicle drop our at guy shot it before it landed we had to blow up our oown artilery to stop him he was a traitor.

[BioDiaperX]

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One commander. . . OMG what a friggin moron. karkand, he of course, used his vehicle drop to get in the hotel, and I had a prettyu good squad running, we were defending square from constant tank rape and grenade spamming, we're doing a great job, when the commander tells me to defend the hotel, which we don't even possess.
"Um. . . no I won't do that. We don't even own the hotel."
Of course he spams the chat with "You're the worst squad blah blah blah"
So we're like w/e, keep defending, and then I told my squad to go attack the train, because another good squad had the square covered. Commander tells us to go back.
"Frickin idiot, thats the most well defended point on the map, and we need another post or we'll lose."
"YOU'RE THE WORST SQUAD EVER!! KICK BIO HES A NOOB!!!11"
so, we're sitting there taking the train and he srties us. I propose a kick vote and of course, my team, being complete chucktards (with the exception of my squad) votes no. Unbelievable.

[pommy80]

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aaaaaaaaaaaages ago there was a commander sat in an AA turret seat thing at our airbase (on Kubra Dam I think) he wasn't shooting down any planes and was taking a seat that i could have sat in to at least fire on the incoming aircraft...

He was only putting the UAV over his own position and not giving supply drops to anyone either... over all, a pointless person wasting a place on a server.

so... i looked directly at his face, and called for artillery... he then accepted and I ran as fast as i could away from him...

last thing i saw was him jumping out of his seat and running as the arty dropped on himself..

[BioDiaperX]

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LOL! Yeah I love making smacktard commanders arty themselves. . . good times good times.

[punkboy459]

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here a n00b commander...I was on the jet-10 in wake then the commander drop a car on top my plane then he didt tk me just said (punkboy459)-is no more I was like WTF it wasting my stats. Also I get in the plane again the commander drop supply on the road where the plane is....I said (DONT PUT THE SUPPLY ON THE ROAD) the commander said (SORRY n00bie boy) then I said first all fault I'm not a freakin n00b plus you are cause you put car on top my plane and supply on the road you dumb) then after that he tks me with art while I was about to take off the plane then I punish him and I got kick for punish team that BS!...I had -22 and 0kills and 19deaths! stupid commander screw up my stats!!!

[Breitheamh]

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Punk boy, I thought you can't punish the commander? It seems you are making up alot of your stories, because no one would keep getting in the jet and dieing 19 times. This and the 40kills in one hit story don't sound real.

[Bickus^Dickus]

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Punk boy, I thought you can't punish the commander? It seems you are making up alot of your stories, because no one would keep getting in the jet and dieing 19 times. This and the 40kills in one hit story don't sound real.

LOL punks been punked.:laugh:

[BioDiaperX]

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Punk Busted!

[kilroy357]

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On karkland, I have seen one commander do nothing the entire round but drop vehicles on himself. :laugh:

[Mutant]

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Sharqi. I was climbing up the rocks next to the tvstation. The commander drops a vehicle. I tell him not to do that 1st 'cause I can't use the vehicle on the rocks 2nd, it gives away my position. I died.
I'm sneaking around the back at the alley. The commander drops a supply ánd a vehicle. And again thank you for giving me away. I died.
I'm climbing up some rocks at the side and again a vehicle drop above my head, so I yelled at him: STOP dropping stuff on me, not only do I nót need it, I can't use vehicles on ****ing rocks AND you're giving me away. I only need a vehicle when I ASK for it! and I died.
But noooo... he kept on doing it. Even when almost everyone was dead and we had no flags left. And thank you commander! Most annoying thing was that I applied myself, but he had a higher rank and took the position . Wisdom doesn't come with the ranks...