Funniest TK you have seen

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i was waitin for a plane on wake island and some other guy was aswell so i got in it and sinse he cant handle the jandel he jumps on top of the plane hoping hell get a team kill on me so when i took off he stayed on and then he fell and did the parashoot and this noob idiot brings his tank to the guy and shoots him - man it was ****en funny!!!!!!!!!

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hey guys what going on!!

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Yesterday I was in Stork at Krakland, and I was on USMC storming the hotel. Well there was 5-8 of us heading down an ally we had cleared out, all of a sudden a nade went off and killed ALL OF US. Too bad it was friendly. The guy just left the server. I'm pretty sure you could've heard the resounding "ERGGGHGHGH" all the way to the suburb.

OMG..That's Funny :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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I fired an ERYX at a smoking tank 4 blocks away on Mashtuur City when a sniper ran across the street 3 blocks away, the missle curved toward the tank, and nailed the sniper in the head... I got a TK and a punish.

Worst timing ever, lol.

guess he didn't use the "look both ways before corssing the street" rule eh?

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Yesterday I was in Stork at Krakland

What mod is that on? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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my funniest was on wake while waiting for enough ppl to join:

there was some nooby private who was flying around in the j10 and me and some other guy where waiting at the airfield for the noob to die so we could fly...noob dies...plane spawns...somehow the noob manages to get the j10 again and proceed to do absolutely nothing...in my disgust i proceeded to put c4 on the plane in an attempt to flush him out (NOT kill him) but he fly away anyway....

next thing i know artillery is raining down around me and the other guy but only i get nailed and die. i respawn and return to the j10 to find that the other guy had picked up my pick...

ME: hey mr.random(cant remember his name), did u pick up my kit?
MR RANDOM: yeh, why?
ME: how much c4 do u hav?
MR RANDOM: umm...2
ME: ok kool...press the button

and just at that very moment the noob in the j10 flies over the airfield and ASPLODES!!
**mr.random[teamkills]noobyj10whore**

noobyj10whore: OMGWTF dude!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahahahahahaha i couldnt stop laughing, neither could my friend who was with me

Lmao thats the best tk ive ever read about

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my funniest was on wake while waiting for enough ppl to join:

there was some nooby private who was flying around in the j10 and me and some other guy where waiting at the airfield for the noob to die so we could fly...noob dies...plane spawns...somehow the noob manages to get the j10 again and proceed to do absolutely nothing...in my disgust i proceeded to put c4 on the plane in an attempt to flush him out (NOT kill him) but he fly away anyway....

next thing i know artillery is raining down around me and the other guy but only i get nailed and die. i respawn and return to the j10 to find that the other guy had picked up my pick...

ME: hey mr.random(cant remember his name), did u pick up my kit?
MR RANDOM: yeh, why?
ME: how much c4 do u hav?
MR RANDOM: umm...2
ME: ok kool...press the button

and just at that very moment the noob in the j10 flies over the airfield and ASPLODES!!
**mr.random[teamkills]noobyj10whore**

noobyj10whore: OMGWTF dude!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahahahahahaha i couldnt stop laughing, neither could my friend who was with me

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as i was admining i was stationary in a btr-90 and i see a guy get blown up by c4 and a few seconds later his dead corpse glitches and bugz out and smacks against the hotel walls..haha

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I had something, it was in karkand i believe, there was a guy with a blue name in front of me and he shoots at me, i thought it was a mistake, but he still tries to kill me so I kill him and i have a tk,

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Following a UNSC tank up a road in a buggy, only to see a mother of a Chinese heli ram it as I tried to pass. It was just so random...me and me friend laughed on and off for at least an hour!

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Eight guys hunched up together at the Hotel flag on Mashtuur. A vodnik comes speeding full head towards the group. I was on the side watching and immediately shot a M203 but was way too close for detonation. The thing bounced off and was deflected by the tree straight into the group of guys. XD

WOW, seriously! They need to fix the GL!

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i was flying threw the dam and a supply drop went right at the end killing me and crashing my jet into a friendly jeep. at this point i was just like wow that sucked and of coarse i got a punish

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On Dragon valley ive lauched bombs on the viewing point from about 300ft. my boumbs hit my helo at about 100ft. I am the unluckiest bf2 player on earth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Wake at the main Chinese base. A uav is sweeping the area and it shows a guy in one of the towers so I go over with my tank and his name is in blue so I look at him for a min and the uav is telling me he’s an enemy so I shoot him and it says I get a Tk so I look to see what team he’s on and it says he’s on the opposite team I was really confused and I still don’t know if it was my fault or if it was a bug.

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My squad leader tk's me on wake once when I stopped next to him in a jeep to heal him. He was looking right at me and surely must have noticed his health restoring, but next thing I know BAM! He empties his clip into my head then I get an apology.

I couldn't move for laughing.