Funniest TK you have seen

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  • Slaughterfest2142
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    Once on wake...

    I was playing Wake Island 2007, on the Chinese team. Some guy requested a vehicle drop... (I don't know if this is a hack or bug) And the commander dropped at least a thousand vehicles at once on the spot around the area. There were fifteen guys there, and thay all died. Everytime someone repawned, they were killed again... It accounted to 27 tks...

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  • imported_Sephiroth
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    my worst tk was on wake island, i was on the carrier, and i was special forces, i went for the black hawk and someone else got there first, because i was annoyed with him (because i had been waiting, and i hate being passengers in a transport chopper), so i put some c4 on the front, and it flew off, later on the round i saw a tank and put c4 on it... by this time i had totally forgotten about the c4 on the chopper, when i blew it up i took 5 team members with me, and the guy had already got out the tank so i didnt even get a kill
    lol suprised the BH was still alive by the time you got to the island. Its rare to see a BH live past 3 minutes off flight lol. Must have been pretty annoying for you :P

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  • skyline2k6
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    my worst tk was on wake island, i was on the carrier, and i was special forces, i went for the black hawk and someone else got there first, because i was annoyed with him (because i had been waiting, and i hate being passengers in a transport chopper), so i put some c4 on the front, and it flew off, later on the round i saw a tank and put c4 on it... by this time i had totally forgotten about the c4 on the chopper, when i blew it up i took 5 team members with me, and the guy had already got out the tank so i didnt even get a kill

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  • boarder4592
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    I was taking off in my attack Helo on Oilfields, starting flying around with my gunner who was VERY good, we had about 15 kills so far, then I went back to the repair pad to repair. A FULLY loaded BH comes in full speed - tries to pull up and hits me, blowing up because they had low health (Giving ME all the TKs) sending me plummeting toward the ground right into a jeep and two guys standing beside it, giving me the TKs for them AND my gunner who bailed, overall it was something like 9 TKs, I had like -2 points then, dropping from like 2nd place...

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  • Tagget
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    Was playing mashtuur city, MEC, this was before the black hawk was turned into crap mind you, and the USMC were making mincemeat of us, largely thanks to a fully loaded black hawk and the most useless teammates i have ever seen, not one seems to have thought about returning fire.
    So, im sitting in a vodnik, blasting away with the 50 cal, and im just starting to see the smoke from it and im thinking "Hell yeah! this is it, i get 6 kills AND im showing those morons how to do it!".
    Then what do you think happens? a friendly sniper jumps in and starts driving away, i franticly attempt to keep shooting while repeatedly screaming "hop out!" "bail out!" "hop out!" but he does not, and since its impossible to hit **** when the cars moving the black hawk gets home safely.
    Ok, to the teamkilling, so the sniper drives for a little longer, then comes to a building he is probably going to snipe from, as he jumps out i follow him and stab him with my knife, then as he is lying down calling for a medic (im played a medic) im standing over him and stabbing him some more until he dies.
    Ok so it wasnt accidental, but still worth a read. most satisfying TK ive ever done. (and no i do not TK with intention unless its necessery or very deserved, wich does happens sometimes.)

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  • [FGC]Grimlok
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    Yep......

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  • imported_Dingdong
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    Originally posted by ebag
    i just driving and a guy jumped on top of my car from a building and i got kicked lol
    LMAO i hate stuff like that or some guy walks out infront of a speeding jeep when he knows your there ' DIDNT YOUR MOM TELL YOU TO NOT WALK INFRONT OF CARS'

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  • Consultant01
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    I fired an ERYX at a smoking tank 4 blocks away on Mashtuur City when a sniper ran across the street 3 blocks away, the missle curved toward the tank, and nailed the sniper in the head... I got a TK and a punish.

    Worst timing ever, lol.

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  • Sir. Blackhawk 5
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    I was in a blackhawk (passenger) the guy next to me (passenger) was throwing nades out of the chopper, but one nade was stuck in the chopper so it Teamkilled us all but the heli was still moving, he was kicked.

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  • Sike
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    i thought claymores dont kill ure team mates

    on topic= i threw a smoke nade round a corner it hit a team mate on the head and killed him i said sorry and said it was and acident he still punished me

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  • sassback
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    got a new one. i was commander on strike inside the factory (our only remaining spawn point). we were losing 109 to 6 and i had an SRAW ready to go. i hear gunshots nearby so i switch to first person screen to see a few blurs of camo enter the hall. this scared the bejesus outta me so naturally i fired. low and behold i TKed the last four guys left alive, losing us the game and dragging my score down by 16.

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  • |AC!D_BURN|
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    ok funniest tk that i ever saw was with me and 4 of my friends on LAN just messing around on wake island. Well me and my friend were on the runway for the Chinese, i was in front of him, i saw the plane taking off so i ducked under the wing.... wish i could say the same for my friend.

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  • ebag
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    i just driving and a guy jumped on top of my car from a building and i got kicked lol

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  • FeX_IronC
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    maybe not the funniest...Blackhawk chopper on Wake I was sitting on the Vulcan...got attacked by J-10...bailed out....as soon my feet touched the ground I could see that all kills from the chopper have been counted as TKs against my name and in a second blink i was PB kicked from the server.
    Never figured out what the h*ll has happened, one the positive side I denied that pilot a lot of kills (trying to think positive here ) .

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  • imported_RpTheHotrod
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    I'd have to say when I was low on health, I was asking for a medic....which happened to be standing right in front of me. He just stared at me for 5 seconds. I kept asking for a medic...and he turned around and started running. So...*plink*...shot him in the head...took his kit...healed myself...revived him and told him that I'll use his kit since he obviously isn't.

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