You're a noob when you say stuff like.....

[solofowaffles]

Re: You're a noob when you say stuff like.....

noob=ur mom is....

[ramsy66]

Re: You're a noob when you say stuff like.....

noob=ur mom is....

I agree, "Your Mum" is such a pathetic insult :laugh:

[Fakesound]

Re: You're a noob when you say stuff like.....

Yeah I agree too "ur mums fat" aint gona put me off shooting you again noob... I want a hitman avatar too!?!

[.Churr.]

Re: You're a noob when you say stuff like.....

Noob: "OMG, turn the cheat off"
Me: "What?"
Noob: "1 hit 1 kill"
Me: "So what? Never heard of TV missiles?"
Noob: "ADMIN BAN HIM, HE IS KILLING US WITH THE TV-M AND HE IS IN A 1MAN CHOPPER!"
Noob "You haxx0r!!! FU!"
Me: LOL

Something like this actually happened to me, after repeatedly pwning the same noobs over and over. The noobs even said it was "Hack X" and gave me a link.

[SaS|firestorm]

Re: You're a noob when you say stuff like.....

'oh so you can tk forgive:0'

[Cazzy]

Re: You're a noob when you say stuff like.....

I have seen the following actually asked in servers:

Where is the A-10 spawn on Wake?
How do I swim underwater to avoid getting shot?
Tell me how to do that cool prone roll!
How do I make myself invisible as sniper?
I cant throw grenades, they keep dropping at my feet!
Why doesnt the knife pop the jeep tires?
What do I use to detonate C4? Where is the fuse?

And my all time classic:

WTF? I get killed by invisible bombs from the air? (artillery!)

[Pluckyx24]

Re: You're a noob when you say stuff like.....

Lol... How do you parachute? One noob on a server asked us this when he was on the Blackhawk. Unfortunately, no one told him and he fell to his death. Later, someone told him it was Alt-F4.

[gunitsoldier127]

Re: You're a noob when you say stuff like.....

how do u buy the g36? (cs noobs)

[AlphaCueUp]

Re: You're a noob when you say stuff like.....

heres a noob thing to say "press alt f4 for....." so unoriginal, and lame......stupid kids these days think they've found a new trick....

"who is J-10??!.....wtf j-10 is cheating, i keep getting blown up by j-10 but i can never see him....admin ban j-1011!!!1!! h4x0r.....he isnt even in the players list!!!1!!1" "Whats that green dot on my spawn screen?" "page up? whats that? i cant find it"

[baroque]

Re: You're a noob when you say stuff like.....

"bunny jumper"
"Cheater"
"exploiter"
"Ill contact ea and get you banned"

[munky99999]

Re: You're a noob when you say stuff like.....

Well I don't very often call people hackers. but when im in the water or on some beach with nothing around me to show a target to planes. they shouldn't be one time strafing me with no effort. Or after AA shot, i jump out and hide far enough away such that bombs hitting the aa wont hit me. but instead the plane aims far far left and chain guns me despite him having no possible chance of knowing where i am.

[Sub_zer0]

Re: You're a noob when you say stuff like.....

When you create a pointless thread about this subject. you were all nublets once so sush and go bash stat whores..

[AlphaCueUp]

Re: You're a noob when you say stuff like.....

When you create a pointless thread about this subject. you were all nublets once so sush and go bash stat whores..

noob means many things now...here is a list of a few, of the top of my head...

a noob is:

1. a person who is new to any particular thing
2. a person who isnt that skilled at any particular thing (despite not being new)
3. a person with limmited knowledge in any particular thing (despite not being new)
4. a person who causes grief
5. a person you have just killed
6. a person who has just killed you
7. a person who uses certain vehicles
8. a person who camps for certain vehicles
9. a person who spawn camps
10. a person who base rapes
11. a person you disagree with
12. a person who accidently teamkills you

the list goes on....the fact that it means so many things kinda takes away from any meaning it might have in the server......because there is no way to tell which noob is being reffered to.....i assume this thread is focused on 2, and 3

[ramsy66]

Re: You're a noob when you say stuff like.....

Yeah I agree too "ur mums fat" aint gona put me off shooting you again noob... I want a hitman avatar too!?!

Then get one.. :hmm:

[Canuck]

Re: You're a noob when you say stuff like.....

You're a noob when you say stuff like....

"I'm a sniper"