You're a noob when you say stuff like.....

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"bunny jumper"
"Cheater"
"exploiter"
"Ill contact ea and get you banned"

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heres a noob thing to say "press alt f4 for....." so unoriginal, and lame......stupid kids these days think they've found a new trick....

"who is J-10??!.....wtf j-10 is cheating, i keep getting blown up by j-10 but i can never see him....admin ban j-1011!!!1!! h4x0r.....he isnt even in the players list!!!1!!1" "Whats that green dot on my spawn screen?" "page up? whats that? i cant find it"

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how do u buy the g36? (cs noobs)

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Lol... How do you parachute? One noob on a server asked us this when he was on the Blackhawk. Unfortunately, no one told him and he fell to his death. Later, someone told him it was Alt-F4.

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I have seen the following actually asked in servers:

Where is the A-10 spawn on Wake?
How do I swim underwater to avoid getting shot?
Tell me how to do that cool prone roll!
How do I make myself invisible as sniper?
I cant throw grenades, they keep dropping at my feet!
Why doesnt the knife pop the jeep tires?
What do I use to detonate C4? Where is the fuse?

And my all time classic:

WTF? I get killed by invisible bombs from the air? (artillery!)

Re: You're a noob when you say stuff like.....

'oh so you can tk forgive:0'

[.Churr.]

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Noob: "OMG, turn the cheat off"
Me: "What?"
Noob: "1 hit 1 kill"
Me: "So what? Never heard of TV missiles?"
Noob: "ADMIN BAN HIM, HE IS KILLING US WITH THE TV-M AND HE IS IN A 1MAN CHOPPER!"
Noob "You haxx0r!!! FU!"
Me: LOL

Something like this actually happened to me, after repeatedly pwning the same noobs over and over. The noobs even said it was "Hack X" and gave me a link.

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Yeah I agree too "ur mums fat" aint gona put me off shooting you again noob... I want a hitman avatar too!?!

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noob=ur mom is....

I agree, "Your Mum" is such a pathetic insult :laugh:

[solofowaffles]

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noob=ur mom is....

[DOGGiE52]

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jump out of the chopper because my dad said so!

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I'm kind of tired of the noob bashing. Whores suck more.

totally agree

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omfg, wtf, bomb saucage.. etc. n00b you are such a n00b etc. It still amazes me that people can really ' Communicate ' with eachother in that way.. h3y l00k wh4+ 1'v3 ph0uNd!11! j00 y0uR 5ucH 4 n00b etc. And wow you got OWNED PWNED YOU etc. Come on..

I don't have something against the 2 words owned and pwned but if you use them everyday even in BF2 like OWNED!!!!1!!1 Etc. goes way to far imo..

- Komet

[12:oc7ock]

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you're a noob when u use the word "noob."

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idk why but that made me laugh

Same lol