The voices of Karkand

[buteonidae]

Re: The voices of Karkand

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

cool topic.

[BioDiaperX]

Re: The voices of Karkand

I love it when people ask "What kind of unlocks?" after being told that Alt F4 will magically grant them unlocked weapons.

[DeathWish444]

Re: The voices of Karkand

Couldnt be more true haha:laugh:

[Blades]

Re: The voices of Karkand

Wow whoever actually fell for that alt f4 **** is a complete moron. I use it all the time to get people out of games so my friends can join up. Most I have gotten is like 10 i think. Woot woot. I got kicked for disrupting gameplay.

[Quatman]

Re: The voices of Karkand

Favortie voice of Karkand: Enemy Boat Spotted (x100)
Player: stfu already
Me: Enemy Boat Spotted

[BioDiaperX]

Re: The voices of Karkand

I love it when people yell "Wait there's a claymore/AT mines!!!11" and the guy rushed blindly on, get's TKd, punishes, then spams with comments like "OMFG u n00b u tKr b0ot him hez a n00b"

[Nimbob]

Re: The voices of Karkand

My favourite, after all is quiet for a while.

'...............Enemy boat spotted.'

[Slocum]

Re: The voices of Karkand

I used to do the 'alt+f4 for free unlocks' thing, but that doesnt work anymore, so now i do 'alt+f4 for no fog!!!' like from the americas army days, lol.

[Pluckyx24]

Re: The voices of Karkand

No, it's (for the MECs):

Maximum number of squads reached.
Maximum number of squads reached.
Maximum number of squads reached.
Maximum number of squads reached.
"We lost control o--"
Neg--.
Neg--.
Neg--.
Neg--.
Negative.
"The enemy ha--"
Neg--.
Nn--.
No way, man.
<COMMANDER>: OMGZ! GET THE GATEHOUSE!!!!!!!11
<COMMANDER>: FHREE TRANKS THER!!!1
<COMMANDER>: THREE TANKS THERE!
No can do.
Nn--.
Nn--.
Negative.
Negative.
"Hit this position!"
Negative.
Negative.
"Hit this position!"
"Hit this position!"
"Hit this position!"
Ne--.
Neg--.
Neg--.
Neg--.
Negative.
"You are the worst squad I've have the misfortune to see!"
Good deal, thanks.
Neg--.
Neg--.
Neg--.
Negative.
Player 1 has initiated a kick vote against PlayerWhoKeepsSpamming.
<PlayerWhoKeepsSpamming> *DEAD (probably)*: u n00B WtF did i do?!

Enemy Boat Spotted.
Enemy Boat Spotted.

[John Edmo]

Re: The voices of Karkand

ALT F4 is a great way to get rid of the F Wits for a short while. Unfortunatly they usually come back.

I still can't get inside the Hotel. I've looked while on a server with no people but I can't find any way in.

[JonnyMacFred102]

Re: The voices of Karkand

Here's a typical Karkand afternoon.

USMC Team

Frag grenade!
Grenade!
Frag out!
Throwing frag!
Grenade!
Frag grenade!
us1 [Hand grenade] mec1
us23 [hand grenade] mec13
Get ammo here!
Get ammo here!
Ammo, here!
Get ammo here!
Get first aid here!
Get first aid here!
First aid, here!
Need first aid?
Need first aid?
Ammo, here!
Need first aid?
New commander is on duty
[You have been invited to Alpha squad] Okay
You got it!
Negative
No way, man
Okay
No sir
Enemy troops identified, over
Hostile infantry spotted, over
mec15 [PKM] us23 - Medic!
mec18 [G36C] us16 - Medic!
Clear!
Hold on, recharging
Alright, you're good to go!
Clear!
Recharing
You'll live buddy, now get back to the fight!
Good deal, thanks
Get first aid here!
First aid, here!
mec14 [Claymore] us27
mec14 [Claymore] us7
First aid, here!
Get first aid here!
First aid, here!
First aid, here!
[Fails to revive fallen teammates while spamming first aid <-- sucky medics]
us17 [Teamkills - Hand grenade] us12
us17 [Teamkills - Hand grenade] us3
us17 [Teamkills - Hand grenade] us9
Medic! x 3
us17: Sorry chief
us17: Damnit, sorry
Clear!
Recharging
Alright, you're good to go!
Thanks champ
Clear!
Recharging
You'll live buddy, now get back to the fight!
Artillery, your area!
Get ammo here!
Ammo, here!
Get first aid, here!
mec11 [C4] us20
mec11 [C4] us2
[Artillery falls. Many die]

I'm done for now... to be continued
I play too much karkand, don't i...

[imported_Boots]

Re: The voices of Karkand

Need ammo!
Need ammo!
I need ammo here!
*kit switching*
Pop, pop, pop
Player with no ammo [92FS] The deaf PFC
*picks up kit*
Get ammo here!
Need ammo?
*Switches kit*
Hold on, recharging
Alright buddy you're good to go!

It happens.

[onehitah]

Re: The voices of Karkand

[QUOTE=PluckyX24]No, it's (for the MECs):

"Hit this position!"
Negative.
Negative.
"Hit this position!"
"Hit this position!"
"Hit this position!"
Ne--.
Neg--.
Neg--.
Neg--.
Negative.
"You are the worst squad I've have the misfortune to see!"
Good deal, thanks.
Neg--.
Neg--.
Neg--.
Negative.
Player 1 has initiated a kick vote against PlayerWhoKeepsSpamming.
<PlayerWhoKeepsSpamming> *DEAD (probably)*: u n00B WtF did i do?!
Enemy Boat Spotted.

Now that's good. Just classic. And then to top it off...."Enemy Boat Spotted" LoL
It cracks me up when somone gets real mad, adding fuel to the spammers fire.
Gotta luv online gaming.

[lds4567]

Re: The voices of Karkand

haha. alt f4 for unlocks, nice way to screw noobs over

[AlphaNut]

Re: The voices of Karkand

has already been a trap for many 5 years ago and more.