If England players played BF2...

[Eternal-Souljah]

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Well get it right then, its Scots, not Scotts, not Scotch. :)

We KNOW our team is crap, we've embraced it, we revel in it. :)

True, but if England won the World Cup, then you would never hear the end of it.

[Nimbob]

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"Socher" if any one remembers "The Day Today"

$hit! Did you see that. THAT, was LIQUID football.

[BIFF EXPLODER]

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its sad how US guys talk and make fun of things they just heard of and never actually saw.

let me do the same:

American "football" = a buffalo fight, no skill, full speed ahead and the biggest and more boneheaded wins.

PORTUGAL WILL WIN!!! (yeah right :laugh: ) i hate that cristiano ronaldo haha

[Liam.]

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Sol Campbell would just prone spam

He was always slipping over

[GeneraL_WakE]

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There's two great teams on Merseyside my friend. Liverpool and Liverpool reserves.

Anyway, Crouch did frustrate me yesterday with his two wasted chances that could've been converted if only he'd not tried to execute them with flair all Continental like. Plus he seriously needs to work on his neck muscles and jumping, for someone of his height he can't head a ball unless the cross is absolutely picture perfect. Still, he's a great player for LFC and his place in the England squad is well deserved.

Erm, hold on, shouldn't we be talking about guns and bunny hopping?

Dirty Kopite

[MIKEHUNT-UK]

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Well get it right then, its Scots, not Scotts, not Scotch. :)

We KNOW our team is crap, we've embraced it, we revel in it. :)

I’ve just edited my last post for the educated Scotsman!

[coco]

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JOHN TERRY - (SQUAD LEADER) ENGINEER - Mr reliable, always alive to spawn on, always fixes the arty and comm's, always follows commanders orders, when your defending your teams last spawn JT IS THE MAN YOU WANT STOOD NEXT TO YOU.

Theo Walcott - A/T noob - Always asking where his P90 unlock has vanished to ?

[imported_Apostle]

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True, but if England won the World Cup, then you would never hear the end of it.

We have, and you don't

[SurgeY75]

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He`s Ugly But U Seen His Women Fooking Hows Has That Gangley Git Pulled A Stunner Like That

[Nimbob]

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Dirty Kopite

Bitter bluenose bastard.

[MrChris_CJ]

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Andy Robinson: Would Noob Tube any mofo that come close to him

john Terry : Would appear just as the enemies about to cap a flag and mow everyone with his PKM

Andy Cole: Spec ops that runs far up the field then gets shot just as he gets to the goal

Sol Campbell : would hide behind a wall somewhere spamming the "I need a medic" radio command

Gary Neville: Would ge huge kill streaks but afterwards would run out of cover celebrating and holding his shirt - only to get shot

R.Ferdinand: Nade spams non stop

David Beckham : Snipes everyone with headshots, but his stupid hair cuts mean the enemy can find him easily

Steven Gerrard : Kills every fkin person he sees with his G3

Joe Cole : C4 spamming, bunny hopping and constantly sprinting everywhere like a madman

Lampard : Fat and slow support guy that stands up to fire his pkm and thus never hits a thing

Owen : Uses a Scar l and sprays for his life so he keeps missing

Rooney : always going around in an APC

Crouch : liked the plane whore idea, constantly says MINE! MINE! MINE! but sucks at bombing and only about 1 in 5 of his bombs ever hits anything

Bitter bluenose bastard.

IM WITH U !!! LIVERPOOL ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!

[Banjoma]

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Everybody knows Holland is ging for the Championship....We have the 'elite' forwards with Robben, Van Persie and Van Nistelrooy and we have our secret weapon. 'The Heineken Cap' so we can encourage our team. And ofcourse Van der Sar our cheater who has a support and genist kit

[Miniman]

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yeah i sont usually watch football, but i feel like its my duty to watch it atm.

england always start off well, but then get zero based later on and go out.

[[FV]Ireland]

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I'm sorry, but hockey is the greatest sport ever. I played soccer/football for ten years and I've been playing hockey for 12. It just pwns all other sports. Period.

[Tiberiansun292]

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welll 3/4 of the tester for the patches are euro. so does that tell you anything.