I open my desktop and see a shiny, red "2" icon. OK, let's play.
After waiting, trying to find a populated but not full server, I find a Wake Island. I try to join the game. Right after it's loaded, the game crashes to the desktop. "OK, let's try again..." And wait again...
The game loads. I am moved to the USMC team. J-10's, artillery, and everything else restlessly rapes the carrier. I get in the chopper and it takes off after dying several times.

Then I ask my pilot: "Can you fly well?". He says nothing, and promptly proceeds to crash it into the sea. After a lot of misfortunes, I am soloing the AC. I begin to actually kill enemies. And the round ends.
Next round begins... No, I don't want to be USMC anymore. Then I am TK'ed and don't get my vehicle. And then suddenly an enemy appears. I shoot him, but some how I am punished. Then he is revived by a teammate and enters my vehichle:

Nice, red tag bug. OK, the J-10 spawned again...I enter the J-10, and some guy promptly gets under it, dies and punishes me. Some other guy get's the buggy, crashes into my plane, and I'm punished again.
More deaths. Baseraping. Teamkills. And a message...
"There is a problem with your connection". The Type-98 begins to smoothly fly into the sky. Towards the outerspace. So are other vehicles...
The connection problem was a blessing. Thanks to it, I didn't have to deal with more stupidities. And then I closed BF2.
The End.
After waiting, trying to find a populated but not full server, I find a Wake Island. I try to join the game. Right after it's loaded, the game crashes to the desktop. "OK, let's try again..." And wait again...
The game loads. I am moved to the USMC team. J-10's, artillery, and everything else restlessly rapes the carrier. I get in the chopper and it takes off after dying several times.

Then I ask my pilot: "Can you fly well?". He says nothing, and promptly proceeds to crash it into the sea. After a lot of misfortunes, I am soloing the AC. I begin to actually kill enemies. And the round ends.
Next round begins... No, I don't want to be USMC anymore. Then I am TK'ed and don't get my vehicle. And then suddenly an enemy appears. I shoot him, but some how I am punished. Then he is revived by a teammate and enters my vehichle:

Nice, red tag bug. OK, the J-10 spawned again...I enter the J-10, and some guy promptly gets under it, dies and punishes me. Some other guy get's the buggy, crashes into my plane, and I'm punished again.
More deaths. Baseraping. Teamkills. And a message...
"There is a problem with your connection". The Type-98 begins to smoothly fly into the sky. Towards the outerspace. So are other vehicles...
The connection problem was a blessing. Thanks to it, I didn't have to deal with more stupidities. And then I closed BF2.
The End.
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