Few Funny Kills

[govedob]

I was playing Karkand last night, even though it's one of my least favorite maps, anyway I was a sniper taking the flag just north of the hotel (I forgot the name of the location), when one enemy guy respawned next to me. I quckly switched to my knife and knifed to poor bastard. Then I saw this medic respawning right there, and I thought to my self "oh sh!t I'm dead now" . At my surpise instead of shooting me, he jumped on the dead guy and revived him. Since I was still there within few feet with my knife out, the only option for me was to go all the way, so I knifed the guy still laying on the ground again. And this medic jumps and revives him again, after which I knifed the guy on the ground for the third time, and then knifed the medic just as he was starting to shoot at me:laugh: . I increased my number of knife kills by 4 in less then 10 seconds. They gave me thumbs up after that.

[SnyperKitten]

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yea, dont u just love it when the place is crawling with noob medics that think its a great i dea to revive you in the middle of an artillery strike? lol god bless them

[Pentimento]

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you wanted kills, he wanted points. 6 points in a couple of seconds isn't bad either.

[govedob]

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you wanted kills, he wanted points. 6 points in a couple of seconds isn't bad either.

I was just trying to survive while taking a flag, that's all. That's one thing about sniper, it's very hard to take flags not having close combat automatic fire weapon. You have to rely on your pistol/knife, the surprise factor, and few irational individuals like in my example:laugh: .

[imported_Evilducky]

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Heres a funny kill for you. On wake island, near the airfield, there is a rock near the machine gun towers. A Chinese AT guy ran up to that rock on the left side, and sat there waiting for our tank cause we took over the post. I ran up to him as a sniper, placed a claymore behind him and since he never moved, it didnt explode. I then ran around the rock popped out for a second to alert him that I was there. He switched to his machine gun, got up and started to run and Boom he died. HA! I though it was the funniest thing to do. Mean yes, but funny.

[imported_Boots]

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It's quite easy to knife-knife a medic and a newly revived person, especially if the newly revived dude doesn't immideatly jump up... which they normally don't do because they're a bit surrounding disoriented from being revived. My favorite is after I dude gets revived by defibs, I send him back to critical with my defibs. =P

[venny]

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i sometimes pretend to be a noob medic n pretend not to c the guy hu jus killed my teammate n run to him wif defib, n 'accidentally' overshot n defib him instead den revive my teammate

[imported_Gergnoodle]

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play[ing ghost town as a medic

we were guarding the convoy spawn

teamate gets killed so i go for revive and i go prone as luck would have it 3 spetznat come down alley and i get a very sweet 2 for 1 with shock paddles as they must of all been on top of each other when i hit it ... silly russians !!!!!!!!! doesnt anyone watch saving private ryan spacing spacing spacing

oh i got a revive too

[govedob]

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Hey is that you on the picture with the pkm?

[zipp0r]

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i got a funny kill last night...

bailed out of a chopper trying to land on the crane, missed, but managed to shock paddle a sniper at the edge as i was falling

[pYura]

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i got a funny kill last night...

bailed out of a chopper trying to land on the crane, missed, but managed to shock paddle a sniper at the edge as i was falling

LOL

[Verin]

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i accidentaly attacked someone with a medical bag lol i went to revive a tm and a guy came around the corner and shot him again and i went to scroll on the mouse and accidentally chose the medic bag when i charged at him:laugh:

[JonnyMacFred102]

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I love reviving people in the middle of arty... gives me more points and annoys them more! It also slows down our ticket loss.

[donpost]

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Heres a funny kill for you. On wake island, near the airfield, there is a rock near the machine gun towers. A Chinese AT guy ran up to that rock on the left side, and sat there waiting for our tank cause we took over the post. I ran up to him as a sniper, placed a claymore behind him and since he never moved, it didnt explode. I then ran around the rock popped out for a second to alert him that I was there. He switched to his machine gun, got up and started to run and Boom he died. HA! I though it was the funniest thing to do. Mean yes, but funny.

In a similar vein, i saw a enemy guy sitting in a TOW, so i snuck up behind him and placed a claymore, then ran in front of him so he'd notice me and get out. Sure enough, he jumped out to kill me, and immediatly got claymored

[Verin]

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heh snipers can be so cruel :laugh: :cry: