TGIF Humor

[=IMO=THJones]

Ok, it's Friday!!! Yippeee!!! After a few more hours of work I will be heading home for a weekend of BF2.

So here is the top ten list of the little known new ribbons soon to be issued:

10.The damn I wasited all that time stat padding and now they lowered the requirements so I am ****ed off award.

9.The damn I am a sniper and I already hate commanders and now they have more to kill me with so i cant hide 300 meters from the real action and kill from a safe distance award.

8.The Ha ha I am still a l33t haxor I figured out how to dolfin dive again award.

7.The why shoot it out when I can still bunny hop award.

6.The if i didn't have this aimbot i couldnt score 10 points a game award.

5.The screw server rules I will force the server admins to bend to my will somehow award.

4.The only plays on ff off servers because i tend to kill my buddies award.

3.The BF2 is my chance to be a virtual a$$hat cause in real life i am a looser award.

2.The if I couldn't find something to whine about I wouldn't play this friggin game award.

and the number one new award...drum roll please...

1.The programer of the year award for being able to "address" issues and get paid for not fixing them award.

[Talus]

Re: TGIF Humor

..when are people going to learn to spell 'loser'

[datakillx99]

Re: TGIF Humor

Haha thats great :laugh:

So true though :p

[=IMO=THJones]

Re: TGIF Humor

..when are people going to learn to spell 'loser'

opps my baad i nedes spel chek weely baad

[Talus]

Re: TGIF Humor

Yeah, forum spellcheck would ROCK

/game on

[DosX]

Re: TGIF Humor

Nice list.

Don't get me started on the language. You really don't know how messed up it is until you try teaching it to someone.

[=IMO=THJones]

Re: TGIF Humor

4 more hours i cant wait to play.. i am sooo addicted

[BlueBunny63]

Re: TGIF Humor

We're all soooo addicted.

"Hi my name is Blue, and I'm a BF2 crackhead."

"Hi Blue, welcome to BF2 Anonymous. When did it start for you?"

[imported_G.I.Jersey]

Re: TGIF Humor

Funny stuff Jones, thanks for the thread.

[=IMO=THJones]

Re: TGIF Humor

We're all soooo addicted.

"Hi my name is Blue, and I'm a BF2 crackhead."

"Hi Blue, welcome to BF2 Anonymous. When did it start for you?"

lmao ... but it should be fraghead not crackhead dontcha think Blue?

[Saureco]

Re: TGIF Humor

"I first started with gateway games like Solitaire and Minesweeper. Then I tried some heavier stuff, like Starcraft and Mech Warrior. I know, I shouldn't have done that, but everyone was doing it at the time. I just wanted to fit in. Then one day, some guy comes up to me and says 'hey, want to try something a little more... INTENSE?' I said 'uhhh, ok, like what?' That was the day I spun out of control. That was the day I tried... Counterstrike."

*crowd gasps and nods in sympathy. murmurs of "that's how I started" are heard in the background*

"So it's been 5 years now that I was addicted. Thanks to my sponsor MyISP, I'm slowly weaning myself off. There are days where I'm like 'man, I could really go for a 64-pack (64-man server)', but MyISP is like 'don't do it, man. you'll just lose control again'. And they're right. So I put down my drug of choice--BF2--ever since I crashed with the 1.3 patch. It's rough, but I think I'm going to make it. Lots of other more constructive stuff to keep me occupied, like QuakeWars and Huxley, so I don't think I'll go down the dark path of BF again."



yeah, I could totally see BF2 support groups

[=IMO=THJones]

Re: TGIF Humor

"I first started with gateway games like Solitaire and Minesweeper. Then I tried some heavier stuff, like Starcraft and Mech Warrior. I know, I shouldn't have done that, but everyone was doing it at the time. I just wanted to fit in. Then one day, some guy comes up to me and says 'hey, want to try something a little more... INTENSE?' I said 'uhhh, ok, like what?' That was the day I spun out of control. That was the day I tried... Counterstrike."

*crowd gasps and nods in sympathy. murmurs of "that's how I started" are heard in the background*

"So it's been 5 years now that I was addicted. Thanks to my sponsor MyISP, I'm slowly weaning myself off. There are days where I'm like 'man, I could really go for a 64-pack (64-man server)', but MyISP is like 'don't do it, man. you'll just lose control again'. And they're right. So I put down my drug of choice--BF2--ever since I crashed with the 1.3 patch. It's rough, but I think I'm going to make it. Lots of other more constructive stuff to keep me occupied, like QuakeWars and Huxley, so I don't think I'll go down the dark path of BF again."



yeah, I could totally see BF2 support groups

LoL way funny stuff man...


Wheres Jerry Springer when we need him!!!! should we call Oprah?

[Rambo-82(NOR)]

Re: TGIF Humor

LoL way funny stuff man...


Wheres Jerry Springer when we need him!!!! should we call Oprah?

No shes playing bf2 right now...

[=IMO=THJones]

Re: TGIF Humor

No shes playing bf2 right now...

LoL ifn that damn Oprah one shots me again I am calling Donahue!!!!

Omg wait she just Vbagged me....ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

[BlueBunny63]

Re: TGIF Humor

My awards would be like this:

1. The Bronze Dollar Sign Badge. Earned for spending at least $300 on accessories (fancy mouse, headset, etc) to get your system to run a $60 game with all its features maxed out. 15 hour minimum.

2. The Silver Dollar Sign Badge. Earned for spending at least $1000 on more accessories (RAM, video card, etc) to get your system to run a $60 game acceptably, after the patch that caused Lag From Hell. 50 hour minimum.

3. The Golden Dollar Sign Badge. Earned for spending at least $2000 on a completely new system because you couldn't get your old system to run that $60 game acceptably, no matter what you did to it. 100 hour minimum.

4. The Platinum K/D Badge. Pre-req is the Golden Dollar Sign. Player must fail to achieve a 1:1 K/D ratio after spending over $3,000 on hardware and have wasted at least 250 hours of his life trying to break even in a $60 game.

And of course, I've got 'em all, boys.