One day in the DICE Corporate Offices

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***GAME STARTED, gpm_office, map: Strike at Stockholm***
*TEAM*[DICE]Lars: ok guys listen up lets go around the back to Valve CP and talk to them
*TEAM*[DICE]Sven: Roger that!
*TEAM*[DICE]Barry: I'll find the bugs!
[EA]Jake: k nubs we want a patch, pump it out in 4 weeks
[EA]Derrik: yep
*TEAM*[DICE]Sven: Alright cmon cap cap cap
*TEAM*[DICE]Lars: |VALVe|Gabe spotted!
*TEAM*[DICE]Lars: Gabe omfg save us from [EA] we're doomed, we need your help
*TEAM*|VALVe|Gabe: k, lets go forward and take the other points
---four minutes later---
*TEAM*[EA]Gary: Hey I haven't seen any DICE guys, where the ehll are they?
*TEAM*[EA]Jack: idk
We're losing money, start making more crappy patches or I'll find somebody who can!
*TEAM*[EA]Jack: wtf
[DICE]Lars: ok EA its over we're with VALVe so give it up
[EA]Tom: Bwaha, joke's on you! We've got rights to your name
[DICE]Lars: Digital Immersement Creative Entertainment?
[EA]Tom: ***********
|VALVe|Gabe: You're done EA.
[DICE]* [Alliance with Valve that means the publisher will forward what the community wants to the developers] [EA]*
DICE Team wins the round (189-0)
[EA] has disconnected from the Battlefield series



If only =/

[Eden]

Re: One day in the DICE Corporate Offices

I would rather see them side with ID, I dont like the way VALVe are going with there HL: "Episodes"

[WinterNight]

Re: One day in the DICE Corporate Offices

ID? How about BF2 published by UbiSoft?

[Papi4baby]

Re: One day in the DICE Corporate Offices

mmmmmm BF2 in the HL2 engi mmmmmm

[imported_Night]

Re: One day in the DICE Corporate Offices

omfg hyper gtfo.