A Noob With Noob Questions...

[W1ck3D51cK]

Alright peeps,

Just a quick question or two,

When i log in it takes about 20 years, I have used teh search function and found a few threads saying that I need to delete some server history and things, so i did that, still no joy, any more ideas?

And for some reason, it joins me straight to a server as soon as i get logged in, it jus goes "connecting to account" or whatever, then next thing i know theres a server loading screen coming up putting me in a game without me doing anything, anyone else had that? or know how to fix?

also what is bunny hopping and dolphin diving, i see a lot of angry people about this?

and what is the J10 lol?

Cheers, hope u can help!! thanks

[ptegan]

Re: A Noob With Noob Questions...

Please delete the 'play now' button that you are using to connect to BF2 and all your problems will be gone.

Just use the link called 'Battlefield2'.

[warfryx]

Re: A Noob With Noob Questions...

J10 is the chinese jet...you know the one that is used to base rape the aircraft carriers of the USMC (the United States)

dolphin diving is when u jump of the carrier to catch a dolphin

bunny hopping is getting dressed like the easter rabbit and hopping along karklands main street

im sure someone will inform you as to the actual definitions (sorry couldnt resist!!)

[[2bit]Modmaven]

Re: A Noob With Noob Questions...

Yeah, dont use play now. Also go into your favorites in the game server browser and delete any that are red, or you dont play anymore. This should help your login time tremendously

Bunny Hopping is basically jumping around a lot when you are getting shot at.

Dolphin Diving is spamming prone and jump a ton so it looks like you are kind of floating in the prone position, making it just about impossible to shoot you.

The J10 is a jet for the Chinese team that is very maneverable and owns the sky.

[W1ck3D51cK]

Re: A Noob With Noob Questions...

J10 is the chinese jet...you know the one that is used to base rape the aircraft carriers of the USMC (the United States)

dolphin diving is when u jump of the carrier to catch a dolphin

bunny hopping is getting dressed like the easter rabbit and hopping along karklands main street

im sure someone will inform you as to the actual definitions (sorry couldnt resist!!)

although u were about as helpful as a carrott, i still laughed lol

[RocketPunch]

Re: A Noob With Noob Questions...

Alright peeps,

Just a quick question or two,

When i log in it takes about 20 years, I have used teh search function and found a few threads saying that I need to delete some server history and things, so i did that, still no joy, any more ideas?

And for some reason, it joins me straight to a server as soon as i get logged in, it jus goes "connecting to account" or whatever, then next thing i know theres a server loading screen coming up putting me in a game without me doing anything, anyone else had that? or know how to fix?

also what is bunny hopping and dolphin diving, i see a lot of angry people about this?

and what is the J10 lol?

Cheers, hope u can help!! thanks

Here is what I learned after playing this game for around 20 hours.

Here are some common Do's and Don't

Read this guide: http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3097

Do! Hang around jets/choppers (like the other 30 people on your side), just so you can get in one. I mean WHO needs ground troops anyway.

Do! Team Kill only if you are fighting for a jet/chopper. At least they die for a reason.

Do! Be a Lonewolf. Squards are for girls.

Don't! Bother trying to win. Who cares about winning, as long as you get those much needed stats points.

Don't! Defend a captured flag. Defending a flag means you are weak.

Don't! Play in unranked servers. Cause getting points is the only objective of this game. As long as you have points, you don't need to have fun.