Most confused player you've ever seen?

[Kayback]

Seriously I know there are someembarrasing stories out there. We've all done it before.

Run into a squad and blasted them point blank because you thought they were an enemy only to realise this time you are on the MEC not Marine teams.


However I ran up my biggest INTENTIONAL TK total the other day. We were playing Karkand and we were never gettign any Atry support. Eventually I respawned as an engineer at the cannons, and this guy was obviously very confused. He was running around C4-ing the arty. Like 10 times in a row.

So i switched over to his squad and asked him what he was doing. He said "destroying the enemy arty!".

So i blasted him with my shotgun and told him to stop. So he punished me and did it again. So I started repairing our arty and protecting it. I must have TK'd him with various shotgun, grenade and pistol shots about 6 times before he listened to me. It was hilarious when he realised what he'd been doing.

His score at the end of the round was something like -34 :)

KBK

[18Zulukiller]

Re: Most confused player you've ever seen?

Seriously I know there are someembarrasing stories out there. We've all done it before.

Run into a squad and blasted them point blank because you thought they were an enemy only to realise this time you are on the MEC not Marine teams.


However I ran up my biggest INTENTIONAL TK total the other day. We were playing Karkand and we were never gettign any Atry support. Eventually I respawned as an engineer at the cannons, and this guy was obviously very confused. He was running around C4-ing the arty. Like 10 times in a row.

So i switched over to his squad and asked him what he was doing. He said "destroying the enemy arty!".

So i blasted him with my shotgun and told him to stop. So he punished me and did it again. So I started repairing our arty and protecting it. I must have TK'd him with various shotgun, grenade and pistol shots about 6 times before he listened to me. It was hilarious when he realised what he'd been doing.

His score at the end of the round was something like -34 :)

KBK

lmfao nice story it made me laugh, sad thing is though there are loads of people running around in this game doing retarded crap like that.

[Bubas]

Re: Most confused player you've ever seen?

I think it was simpler just to tell him that he was destroing his own arty...but it wouldn´t make such a funny story .

[Kayback]

Re: Most confused player you've ever seen?

I DID tell him. And he ignored me.

So I started killing him to stop it.

Eventually he listened to me, but it took about 2 and a half minutes to convince him he WAS an MEC.

KBK

[juceekiller]

Re: Most confused player you've ever seen?

Nice.

Just wondering.
If you TK'd him so much, how come you didnt get booted??

[Withywood]

Re: Most confused player you've ever seen?

must be a guy called saudiarabia

that dude was so thick i wondered if he was high on crack

i was camping the carrier with the m95 and he was the only one that did not realize i can not see him from the docks in dalian plant. oh, jeez, i killed him about 18 times, everytime he got killed, he used to fire into the sea, i assume he thought i was over there

[teadaze]

Re: Most confused player you've ever seen?

the usual, accedental tk's cuz I thought I was in the other team.
throwing a grenade that bounces back on something right back at u where your whole squad is and others.
sitting and capping a flag and u are so winded up that anything that moves u pump full of led..sometimes those things that move are your team mates. sucky but hey what can ya do.

sitting in a humvee as engineer and throwing out mines on a bridge, then the driver decided to back up and I blow up the whole squad. this was in prmm.

[Leeus]

Re: Most confused player you've ever seen?

I've done stupid stuff...
.
I jumped from a burning BH before and my parachute killed everyone inside the helo. I think it was 6 dead. I got a kick and a ban.
.

[cheesewz]

Re: Most confused player you've ever seen?

I did that one time as well. Was a MEC and blew up all of our own assets (twice) before the commander sent me a WTF? message. Man did I feel stupid.

[TheEn|gma]

Re: Most confused player you've ever seen?

Seriously I know there are someembarrasing stories out there. We've all done it before.

Run into a squad and blasted them point blank because you thought they were an enemy only to realise this time you are on the MEC not Marine teams.


However I ran up my biggest INTENTIONAL TK total the other day. We were playing Karkand and we were never gettign any Atry support. Eventually I respawned as an engineer at the cannons, and this guy was obviously very confused. He was running around C4-ing the arty. Like 10 times in a row.

So i switched over to his squad and asked him what he was doing. He said "destroying the enemy arty!".

So i blasted him with my shotgun and told him to stop. So he punished me and did it again. So I started repairing our arty and protecting it. I must have TK'd him with various shotgun, grenade and pistol shots about 6 times before he listened to me. It was hilarious when he realised what he'd been doing.

His score at the end of the round was something like -34 :)

KBK

Ouch, there are dumbasses out there, but I guess we all have our time for retarded moments.....

[WDA_Endless954]

Re: Most confused player you've ever seen?

Do none of these people see "TEAM VEHICLE DAMAGE!" when they do this??

[Gav]

Re: Most confused player you've ever seen?

My "best" (or rather, worst) was when I was blowing up the US artillery on Gulf of Oman - as MEC, so they were legitimate targets, before anyone laughs! I loaded the guns up with all my C4 and was going to detonate them all at once rather than going one gun at a time. So I loaded up the area with C4 and hit the trigger... just as four of my squad mates respawned on me, inside the rather large blast radius that five C4 charges produce...

Fortunately, all four were friends I was playing with rather than randoms I didn't know, so they all forgave me without the usual insta-punish-and-immediate-kick-vote... I did have to put up with some stick about it for several weeks afterwards though... "No!! Don't let Gav be squad leader - he'll kill us all!!" Lol

[jakswan]

Re: Most confused player you've ever seen?

Once on Mashtuur as team mate had put C4 on an enemy tank the driver bailed I killed him and jumped into the tank.

The guy on VOIP said you better get out I have to blow up their tank with the C4 now, as it's their tank and explained that I would not be able to drive it. :)

[unununium]

Re: Most confused player you've ever seen?

Once on Mashtuur as team mate had put C4 on an enemy tank the driver bailed I killed him and jumped into the tank.

The guy on VOIP said you better get out I have to blow up their tank with the C4 now, as it's their tank and explained that I would not be able to drive it. :)

Normally I love stories about thick tank drivers jumping out so you can grab their vehicle, but the ending made yours even better.

My favourite dumb player action is when someone TK's you with the chopper only to take it sideways into a palm tree right off the pad.

[Gav]

Re: Most confused player you've ever seen?

Lol Jakswan... I had a mate who loaded up an enemy tank with C4, making the driver bail. A friendly stole the tank and drove off. My mate then went to the enemy radar, planted his C4 and blew it up... forgetting about the other two charges he'd already placed on the now-friendly tank... Doh...