Well, I got commanding out of my system, and am ready to be a grunt again..
Was thinking towards my 1st Sergeant's rank (still have to get my master sgt rank, but still like to think ahead lol)..
I also want my basic infantry medal..
So I went on a "basic" blitz today..
Went and got my basic support, medic and engineer combat, basic ground and air defence..
The hardest was the basic aviator and helicopter badges..
You sit around forever, jostling for the bloody planes/helicopters..
It's always a Gosh darn Mexican standoff (there's usually 3 of them)..
One of them has got his knife out and is jabbing it at you menacingly..
The other is shooting at your feet..
"Dance mother*ucker, DANCE!", I hear Mr. Sheen shout in my head....
The plane/helicopter appears... there's a mad dash... and knifeboy TK's you for the plane/helicopter..
When you DO get the drop on them, and all they can do is fire at your exhaust ports impotently, a hostile swoops in and strafes you...
When you finally get in one, against all odds, AND get off the tarmac, (praise Jesus!), you fly in circles (or that's what I did.. lol), for 2 minutes till some TopGun with his $300 joystick takes you out, and the viscious, inane ritual repeats itself..
And JUST when you're getting close to the 10 minute mark, the %$#$## map changes!!!!!!!!!
AAAARGHHHHHH!!!!!!
Must have taken me 3 hours to get the basic aviator and helicopter..
AND I don't even NEED them for the 1st srgt. rank OR the basic infantry medal!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wish I'd checked the requirements more carefully..
Could have saved myself the migraine and the caustic hatred for TK'ers, base rapers, and pretty much humanity in general which has yet to subside 5 hours later..
Man, I need a hug...
If only my wife would understand, instead of shaking her head in discust..
She'll be no help..
If only you guys, my BF2 bretheren, could do just that through the computer..
(though, I'm sure you're all mentally backing away slowly at this point, and wouldn't oblige me if you COULD.. LOL)..
Have to let it go.. Breathe..
Anyways, basic pistol, and basic knife are going to be the HARDER, though..
I can feel it..
God, I wish pistol and knife only servers weren't illegal...
If anybody is till reading at this point, and has any tips how I can make this happen sans migraine and ulcer, please, PLEASE share!!
Was thinking towards my 1st Sergeant's rank (still have to get my master sgt rank, but still like to think ahead lol)..
I also want my basic infantry medal..
So I went on a "basic" blitz today..
Went and got my basic support, medic and engineer combat, basic ground and air defence..
The hardest was the basic aviator and helicopter badges..
You sit around forever, jostling for the bloody planes/helicopters..
It's always a Gosh darn Mexican standoff (there's usually 3 of them)..
One of them has got his knife out and is jabbing it at you menacingly..
The other is shooting at your feet..
"Dance mother*ucker, DANCE!", I hear Mr. Sheen shout in my head....
The plane/helicopter appears... there's a mad dash... and knifeboy TK's you for the plane/helicopter..
When you DO get the drop on them, and all they can do is fire at your exhaust ports impotently, a hostile swoops in and strafes you...
When you finally get in one, against all odds, AND get off the tarmac, (praise Jesus!), you fly in circles (or that's what I did.. lol), for 2 minutes till some TopGun with his $300 joystick takes you out, and the viscious, inane ritual repeats itself..
And JUST when you're getting close to the 10 minute mark, the %$#$## map changes!!!!!!!!!
AAAARGHHHHHH!!!!!!
Must have taken me 3 hours to get the basic aviator and helicopter..
AND I don't even NEED them for the 1st srgt. rank OR the basic infantry medal!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wish I'd checked the requirements more carefully..
Could have saved myself the migraine and the caustic hatred for TK'ers, base rapers, and pretty much humanity in general which has yet to subside 5 hours later..
Man, I need a hug...
If only my wife would understand, instead of shaking her head in discust..
She'll be no help..
If only you guys, my BF2 bretheren, could do just that through the computer..
(though, I'm sure you're all mentally backing away slowly at this point, and wouldn't oblige me if you COULD.. LOL)..
Have to let it go.. Breathe..
Anyways, basic pistol, and basic knife are going to be the HARDER, though..
I can feel it..
God, I wish pistol and knife only servers weren't illegal...

If anybody is till reading at this point, and has any tips how I can make this happen sans migraine and ulcer, please, PLEASE share!!
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