Beer... BF2 and ultralow settings...

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  • pYura

    #1

    Beer... BF2 and ultralow settings...

    Here is a little story I want to share with you :) (I know it should be in the WarTales section but noone reads them :p )
    I will start with an introduction so you can fully understand the story...
    So today after the karate training I went to a shop and bought 1 bottle of beer. You must know that I almost never drink alcohol but today I felt that I just want to have a beer. So I could hardy get home I was so beat up and tired and thirsty... I drank the bottle on my empty stomach... after 10 minutes I felt totally dizzy and a bit strange, so I was drank a bit. I was about to have a shower but than realized that it is not a very good idea since I can hardly stay on my feet.

    Ok heres the story:
    after a while (~half an hour) I started playing BF2 on my laptop (2GhzP4, 6600GO, 512MB RAM)... the auto-setting was ultra-low. I mean the lowest quality of everything you can imagine... I did not care much about that just started playing. I have joined a full sharqui server just starting. And maan.... I kicked ass I was the first player for the whole time and in the end I earned the gold star with 165 points :rock: this is my personal record to haw so many points IAR as infatry only. Yes, I as bedic, but I had about 50 kills and 25 deaths...
    What happend? The beer gave me some boost or was it the bad settings or lame players. Hell I dont know... I didnt think turning off shadows, ect gave me a big advantage and in the newt round our team totally sucked ass after 5 minutes we had 1 flag, and lost the round fast) In the second round I sobered up realy fast and was playing as usual I was in the top3 in my team but didnt end witha star-medal.
    Back to the beer so it was kind of feeling that it wasnt me who was controling the character but it went by itself and kept killin ppl. :ar15:
    It was a realy interesting experience but I dont think I will repeat it again becouse beer tastes horrible (or mayby is just was the wrong type of beer) and I care about my health and dont drink alcohol. :)

    Any commentaries?
  • Saureco

    #2
    Re: Beer... BF2 and ultralow settings...

    I think the alcohol lowers your heart rate, which keeps you calm when you normally have a higher heart rate (due to adrenaline). Strangely enough, I have found that the nights I've thrown back a couple beers or nursed a whiskey that I perform a bit better (at least that's what the tapdancing pink goat tells me) and I don't get p!ssed as easily. When your BAC is around .06 you take your losses as a "meh *shrug* respawn"

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    • Unorignal

      #3
      Re: Beer... BF2 and ultralow settings...

      i use ultra-low settings as well, it's cleaner looking, doesn't show all the unimportant stuff. beer works ok for improving your game but vodka does wonders..

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      • imported_-=AJ06=-

        #4
        Re: Beer... BF2 and ultralow settings...

        hey im drunk salp me like a salmonn :), wow you got ****ed on one beer, you lucky thing you

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        • Rock_FU

          #5
          Re: Beer... BF2 and ultralow settings...

          Originally posted by Sir. -=AJ06=-
          hey im drunk salp me like a salmonn :), wow you got ****ed on one beer, you lucky thing you
          lol:laugh:

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          • imported_-=AJ06=-

            #6
            Re: Beer... BF2 and ultralow settings...

            what does fu stand for

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            • DrunkenPirate
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              • Mar 2005
              • 4210

              #7
              Re: Beer... BF2 and ultralow settings...

              Weird story :)
              You can't beat a bit of drunken BF2 though lmao

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              • pYura

                #8
                Re: Beer... BF2 and ultralow settings...

                so it calms you down you say... well yes sometimes its like slow-motion :) my AIM was superb too... starngly enough when I realy into a game and I have a pulse of 180 and full of adreanalin I experience the opposite: everything is was and I move lght a thunder... like a maniac and kill everything (until I got randomkilled by arty/granade whatever...)

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                • imported_-=AJ06=-

                  #9
                  Re: Beer... BF2 and ultralow settings...

                  Vodka makes me puke round my mates house

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                  • NoToRiOuSmInUtE

                    #10
                    Re: Beer... BF2 and ultralow settings...

                    yeah I always knew beer was good for BF2 its pretty common to see drunk soldiers on the map aiming more accurately than a sniper using a PKM or SAW. lolz

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                    • pYura

                      #11
                      Re: Beer... BF2 and ultralow settings...

                      Originally posted by Sir. -=AJ06=-
                      Vodka makes me puke round my mates house
                      dont drink it than ^^ or at least not that much...

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                      • imported_-=AJ06=-

                        #12
                        Re: Beer... BF2 and ultralow settings...

                        im gonna play counterstike and get onewd catch you later guys

                        Originally posted by pYura
                        dont drink it than ^^ or at least not that much...
                        twas all good tho cos i only puked on his bean bag and ont he carpet, so he jus moved a chair over it....

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                        • pYura

                          #13
                          Re: Beer... BF2 and ultralow settings...

                          Originally posted by Sir. -=AJ06=-
                          im gonna play counterstike and get onewd catch you later guys



                          twas all good tho cos i only puked on his bean bag and ont he carpet, so he jus moved a chair over it....
                          pfff I have no words :|:

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                          • imported_-=AJ06=-

                            #14
                            Re: Beer... BF2 and ultralow settings...

                            yeah you do 5
                            haha

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                            • PBAsydney

                              #15
                              Re: Beer... BF2 and ultralow settings...

                              I never had any alcohol, never.

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