How many engineers to screw in a lightbulb?

[ARMistice023]

Re: How many engineers to screw in a lightbulb?

lol +10 points for expert use of CAPS LOCK

i'M IN aUTOcad CLASS. wE USE caps lock. i JUST KEEP FORGETTING TO TURN IT OFF AND i DON'T WANT TO KEEP SWITSCHING FORTH AND BACK

[frazzman]

Re: How many engineers to screw in a lightbulb?

How many engineers to screw in a lightbulb?

1 - Then after hes done screweing in the lightbulb he will pinch your light fitting and run over you.

[Skwurl]

Re: How many engineers to screw in a lightbulb?

It takes 16.

1 to unscrew it and 15 to spam "enemy lightbulb, spotted!"

[ARMistice023]

Re: How many engineers to screw in a lightbulb?

Aaahahahaha!

[Harmor]

Re: How many engineers to screw in a lightbulb?

lol, i know we are all being silly, but -ophelia means 'love of'. So that word would mean love of tanks. Pedophilia is the love of children (and these days, that means molestation)

edit: I'm not sure if it's phelia or philia

I molest armor frequently.

[evilzucchini]

Re: How many engineers to screw in a lightbulb?

Pointless question.

No engy would ever need to screw in a lightbulb because they would just wave their wrench around the fixture and it would just start working again.

[Phrag]

Re: How many engineers to screw in a lightbulb?

Just 1 but it will take him 4 hours to do it if his endurance is low.

[sknight]

Re: How many engineers to screw in a lightbulb?

and he won't get any points for it.

[vets.Sarge]

Re: How many engineers to screw in a lightbulb?

But then Dice will nerf the lightbulbs so they need to be screwed in again every 10 seconds, and they only light up every 10 minutes.

[evilzucchini]

Re: How many engineers to screw in a lightbulb?

armistice. . .you aren't serious that you are too lazy to hit the capslock, are you? If so, that's just pathetic.

[IndianScout]

Re: How many engineers to screw in a lightbulb?

how many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a lightbulb???

1

but the lightbulb has to want to change...

:p

[Red Devil]

Re: How many engineers to screw in a lightbulb?

You can't screw in a lightbulb - they're too small for both of you to fit inside.

[BIFF EXPLODER]

Re: How many engineers to screw in a lightbulb?

aaahhhh i love threads like this, allways good for a laugh :laugh:


anyway... an engineer doesnt screw a lightbulb, he sends a technitian to do it

[ImmyRey]

Re: How many engineers to screw in a lightbulb?

The commander just drops a crate in the room and the light bulbs are screwed in, the wallpaper gets put up, and the cracks in the wall are filled.
The engies just stand out side fixing their van (which is on it's roof).

[Phrag]

Re: How many engineers to screw in a lightbulb?

how many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a lightbulb???

1

but the lightbulb has to want to change...

:p

Wow. I don't think I have ever seen that joke butchered so badly.