Some quick stories (please note, all these acts of retardation happened today... and I have only been on for a little while)
1. I was at the mosque in mashtuur city today, grabbed a hummer and pulled up to the wall so i could use the 50. cal to shoot across the riverbed. Sure enough, jackpot! a whole squad coming across down by the water. It was a turkey shoot! at least five of them right out in the open! Well, I got 2 of them before some jackass came along and jumped in the truck and drove us around the corner into a minefield at backyard.
2. Why do people insist on jumping into vehicles that are being rigged for suicide bombing? I was a spec op today and had just spawned in a remote area where I knew a dune buggy would be but would have some privacy to rig some C4. Then some jackass decides to spawn a couple seconds after me and hops into the buggy after I already have 2 blocks of C4 on it. I'm standing in front of the buggy... with the big red skull and bones on the hood... attmepting to communicate what I'm doing to this retard when he decides to just run me over for standing in his way! I survived with a few health bars left. So then I blew him up. It was the most satisfying teamkill ever.
3. I was in the alley between the courtyard and flag at hotel in karkand today and ran into a whole squad coming through. Died of course, but luckily there was a medic hiding in the little corner right by the ladder next to me where they couldnt see him. He rezzed me... with most of that squad still waiting right there. They killed me again. He rezzed me... AGAIN. They killed me. (again). ALL TOTAL I WAS KILLED FIVE TIMES IN LESS THAN TEN SECONDS! WHAT IN GODS NAME IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY?????
Anyway, as you can imagine, I'm done for today. My patience is GONE with these idiots. I AM SOOO ****ED OFF. I cannot continue to play this game with these moronic, inbred, paint chip eating deuchebags.
And for the record, yes I know I'm not perfect. I'm not saying that I'm all that smart or wonderful, but for the love of Dolly Partons bosoms, how do people this stupid even know how to turn their computers on?
/shortbus window lickers
1. I was at the mosque in mashtuur city today, grabbed a hummer and pulled up to the wall so i could use the 50. cal to shoot across the riverbed. Sure enough, jackpot! a whole squad coming across down by the water. It was a turkey shoot! at least five of them right out in the open! Well, I got 2 of them before some jackass came along and jumped in the truck and drove us around the corner into a minefield at backyard.
2. Why do people insist on jumping into vehicles that are being rigged for suicide bombing? I was a spec op today and had just spawned in a remote area where I knew a dune buggy would be but would have some privacy to rig some C4. Then some jackass decides to spawn a couple seconds after me and hops into the buggy after I already have 2 blocks of C4 on it. I'm standing in front of the buggy... with the big red skull and bones on the hood... attmepting to communicate what I'm doing to this retard when he decides to just run me over for standing in his way! I survived with a few health bars left. So then I blew him up. It was the most satisfying teamkill ever.
3. I was in the alley between the courtyard and flag at hotel in karkand today and ran into a whole squad coming through. Died of course, but luckily there was a medic hiding in the little corner right by the ladder next to me where they couldnt see him. He rezzed me... with most of that squad still waiting right there. They killed me again. He rezzed me... AGAIN. They killed me. (again). ALL TOTAL I WAS KILLED FIVE TIMES IN LESS THAN TEN SECONDS! WHAT IN GODS NAME IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY?????
Anyway, as you can imagine, I'm done for today. My patience is GONE with these idiots. I AM SOOO ****ED OFF. I cannot continue to play this game with these moronic, inbred, paint chip eating deuchebags.
And for the record, yes I know I'm not perfect. I'm not saying that I'm all that smart or wonderful, but for the love of Dolly Partons bosoms, how do people this stupid even know how to turn their computers on?
/shortbus window lickers
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