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  • imported_Scarz

    #1

    More tips for JACKASS NOOBS

    Some quick stories (please note, all these acts of retardation happened today... and I have only been on for a little while)


    1. I was at the mosque in mashtuur city today, grabbed a hummer and pulled up to the wall so i could use the 50. cal to shoot across the riverbed. Sure enough, jackpot! a whole squad coming across down by the water. It was a turkey shoot! at least five of them right out in the open! Well, I got 2 of them before some jackass came along and jumped in the truck and drove us around the corner into a minefield at backyard.

    2. Why do people insist on jumping into vehicles that are being rigged for suicide bombing? I was a spec op today and had just spawned in a remote area where I knew a dune buggy would be but would have some privacy to rig some C4. Then some jackass decides to spawn a couple seconds after me and hops into the buggy after I already have 2 blocks of C4 on it. I'm standing in front of the buggy... with the big red skull and bones on the hood... attmepting to communicate what I'm doing to this retard when he decides to just run me over for standing in his way! I survived with a few health bars left. So then I blew him up. It was the most satisfying teamkill ever.

    3. I was in the alley between the courtyard and flag at hotel in karkand today and ran into a whole squad coming through. Died of course, but luckily there was a medic hiding in the little corner right by the ladder next to me where they couldnt see him. He rezzed me... with most of that squad still waiting right there. They killed me again. He rezzed me... AGAIN. They killed me. (again). ALL TOTAL I WAS KILLED FIVE TIMES IN LESS THAN TEN SECONDS! WHAT IN GODS NAME IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY?????

    Anyway, as you can imagine, I'm done for today. My patience is GONE with these idiots. I AM SOOO ****ED OFF. I cannot continue to play this game with these moronic, inbred, paint chip eating deuchebags.

    And for the record, yes I know I'm not perfect. I'm not saying that I'm all that smart or wonderful, but for the love of Dolly Partons bosoms, how do people this stupid even know how to turn their computers on?

    /shortbus window lickers
  • Foxtrot

    #2
    Re: More tips for JACKASS NOOBS

    I thought I was the only person that played this game that is intelligent enough to have thoughts like this. I have so many similar stories to yours, but my favorite has to be the morons flying off with my suicide vehicle with the C4 on it, I just blow it up and they get ****ed and try to kick me. Those are by far the most satisifying kills in the game.

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    • Leeus

      #3
      Re: More tips for JACKASS NOOBS

      Originally posted by Scarz
      Some quick stories (please note, all these acts of retardation happened today... and I have only been on for a little while)


      1. I was at the mosque in mashtuur city today, grabbed a hummer and pulled up to the wall so i could use the 50. cal to shoot across the riverbed. Sure enough, jackpot! a whole squad coming across down by the water. It was a turkey shoot! at least five of them right out in the open! Well, I got 2 of them before some jackass came along and jumped in the truck and drove us around the corner into a minefield at backyard.
      OH man that burns my Mcnuggets!!!!!!!!!!!

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      • Dooshy

        #4
        Re: More tips for JACKASS NOOBS

        Btw, If im not mistaken, it doesnt count as a death untill you reach the "You have been killed", not "You are critaclly injured" So, by being revived several times, it only counts as a kill for the killer but not a death for the reciever.

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        • imported_Scarz

          #5
          Re: More tips for JACKASS NOOBS

          Originally posted by Dooshy
          Btw, If im not mistaken, it doesnt count as a death untill you reach the "You have been killed", not "You are critaclly injured" So, by being revived several times, it only counts as a kill for the killer but not a death for the reciever.
          Yeah, I know, but its the principle of the matter dooshy. I was starting to think he was stat padding for the other team LOL!

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          • ojkilledthemfolk
            Member
            • Apr 2006
            • 263

            #6
            Re: More tips for JACKASS NOOBS

            Originally posted by Leeus
            OH man that burns my Mcnuggets!!!!!!!!!!!
            true If the machine gun is rocking dont come a knocking.

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            • Sir. Blackhawk 5

              #7
              Re: More tips for JACKASS NOOBS

              What I also hate is when noobs try to drive vehicles they cant, once i was in the cobra in Sharki, the guy drove off and crashed in the tv station courtyard. Similar experiences happened to me in the blackhawk. In karkand, i USMC. was in this apc completely full, he drove the way to the river but went down a steep slope and crashed, blowing up the apc, killing us all. I hate being gunner of a kamakazi, was in a cobra the pilot ran out of missiles and so he crashed. ALso have some similar experiences as you. Go in a mature server perhaps.

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              • imported_Scarz

                #8
                Re: More tips for JACKASS NOOBS

                Yep, I think that the server you're in makes a big difference. The one I was on isn't my usual, but it pings like a bolt of greased lightening and the non-regulars on it are usually pretty easy pickings. I guess I cant complain all that much in that regard... but I will anyway

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                • WDA_Endless954

                  #9
                  Re: More tips for JACKASS NOOBS

                  I play the Insomnia 24/7 Karkand server often, and I can't imagine it gets much worse than that, lol. Good fun though.

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                  • bitvomit

                    #10
                    Re: More tips for JACKASS NOOBS

                    Originally posted by Scarz
                    for the love of Dolly Partons bosoms, how do people this stupid even know how to turn their computers on?
                    I hate it when someone jacks my jeep while i'm manning the 50. as well. 99% of the time the jackass just ends up getting us both killed. What's worse is when you're somewhere that's reasonably far away from the action and someone decides to jack your ****. I know they want a ride but damn, don't you see I'm making the enemies ticket counter drop?!

                    Don't worry, idiots like this are already a part of a botnet and have spyware out the ass. I can guarantee you that. Karma is a funny thing.

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                    • Harmor

                      #11
                      Re: More tips for JACKASS NOOBS

                      Originally posted by Blackhawk5
                      In karkand, i USMC. was in this apc completely full, he drove the way to the river but went down a steep slope and crashed, blowing up the apc, killing us all.
                      OMG, I think I was in the APC with you!!! ... CLASSIC.

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