Many people think that Battlefield and other first person shooters are just about mousing over someone and httting fire. They couldn't be more wrong!
As we, the initiated know, it's truly about a super secret Kung Fu style.
Well, so much for secrets. Here are mine!
I use "The Nudge". This is a technique I use when I'm very tired and have a headache. It allows me to push the mouse around very little. Though I kill very few with bullets, the profanity that follows my deaths would drop a many a soul where they stood.
"The Rotus Brossum" This is a technique I employ often. It's used when inebriated. The Rotus Brossum form starts in the prone position as the practitioner waits for the enemy and then becomes bored. A foe then walks into view and startles the master. What follows is a frantic mashing of keys and flopping around like a fish on dry land. Then with the most unlikely of weapons the foe is vanquished. I've actually killed a man using an engineer wrench once with this technique.
"The Lazy Eye". Though I'm a practitioner of the "The Lazy Eye" I am not yet master enough to be an instructor. Just know, if you see my eyes go crossed and my mouse glide like the pointer on a Ouija board that the enemy is suffering. In their death throws they scream things like "Why did I ever buy BF2!" and "haxor!" and "Why wasn't I born a console gamer!!!" Not to brag, but Chuck Norris once saught after the knowledge of the "Lazy Eye" technique from yours truly
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What are your super secret Kung Fu style BF2 forms of deadly secrecy?
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As we, the initiated know, it's truly about a super secret Kung Fu style.
Well, so much for secrets. Here are mine!
I use "The Nudge". This is a technique I use when I'm very tired and have a headache. It allows me to push the mouse around very little. Though I kill very few with bullets, the profanity that follows my deaths would drop a many a soul where they stood.
"The Rotus Brossum" This is a technique I employ often. It's used when inebriated. The Rotus Brossum form starts in the prone position as the practitioner waits for the enemy and then becomes bored. A foe then walks into view and startles the master. What follows is a frantic mashing of keys and flopping around like a fish on dry land. Then with the most unlikely of weapons the foe is vanquished. I've actually killed a man using an engineer wrench once with this technique.
"The Lazy Eye". Though I'm a practitioner of the "The Lazy Eye" I am not yet master enough to be an instructor. Just know, if you see my eyes go crossed and my mouse glide like the pointer on a Ouija board that the enemy is suffering. In their death throws they scream things like "Why did I ever buy BF2!" and "haxor!" and "Why wasn't I born a console gamer!!!" Not to brag, but Chuck Norris once saught after the knowledge of the "Lazy Eye" technique from yours truly
.What are your super secret Kung Fu style BF2 forms of deadly secrecy?
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