The Talk...

[pommy80]

I got "The Talk" from my wife last night.. you know the one (or maybe you don't) "i think you are giving that game more attention than me...."

so, i got thinking ... any ideas on how i can convince her that it's NOT a game and i am actually in training with a computer simulation to be able to protect our home in the instance that armageddon occurs...?

:evil:

[Vw-Merv-CL]

Re: The Talk...

I got "The Talk" from my wife last night.. you know the one (or maybe you don't) "i think you are giving that game more attention than me...."

so, i got thinking ... any ideas on how i can convince her that it's NOT a game and i am actually in training with a computer simulation to be able to protect our home in the instance that armageddon occurs...?

:evil:

rofl of course man women are stupid, but also very clever in some ways, like when they divorce you and take all your stuff with em. tell her you are actually controlling some soldier in iraq, make sure you give her plenty of dope first tho

[pommy80]

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controlling a soldier in iraq? TOP IDEA!

i'll get out the Robin Williams movie "toys" so she can see that bit where the kids control battle robot thingies....

i think we might be onto a winner here dude...

[Rambo]

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yo dog ya wife asap:p she will suck long after the game does:laugh:

[The Soup Nazi]

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Forget it. You'll never win. The only hope you have is to find her something to occupy her time while you "practice." My wife's poison is reality TV. *pukes*

[KennyBlankenship]

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Best thing to do is give her a week or two without the game...make sure you take her out at least once or twice in that week...then you can ease back into full on gaming...but the key word is "ease" back into it...play a little more each time until you are back in full addict level. Just remember....is the game giving you blow jobs....or is she? heh

[old sch00l]

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yup, sounds like you need to cut down or try the subtle doggy while wispering sweet dirty things ... :p

[pommy80]

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neither is giving my bjs... (i'm married, remember :P)

[old sch00l]

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well you signed the "I will never get another bj" on the dotted line didn't you?

[pommy80]

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i think that part (along with the "any-hole's a goal" line) is written in women-can-only-read-ink....

damn thing's a trick i tell you! A TRICKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!

[old sch00l]

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nice comeback..

why dont you just ask for a blow job without actually saying it, buy her a computer game or something lol

[pommy80]

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i thought so.... lol

[WDA_Endless954]

Re: The Talk...

I got "The Talk" from my wife last night.. you know the one (or maybe you don't) "i think you are giving that game more attention than me...."

so, i got thinking ... any ideas on how i can convince her that it's NOT a game and i am actually in training with a computer simulation to be able to protect our home in the instance that armageddon occurs...?

:evil:

I've gotten that talk. Let me tell you, LISTEN TO HER!!! Believe me man, the game is just that- a game. Your wife is irreplacable.

[Banjoma]

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just what he says....and why give a game more attention than her??? Most people here are just some addicted game kiddo's who don't even care for teh opposite sex. But that is because they don't have a girl themselve

[imported_Remmydox]

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While you play get her to do something else... Like clean the house XD