Funny/stupid things you've done while waiting for vehicles/jets to spawn?

[Harpoon84]

So I'm playing Zatar wetlands and my BH got shot down. While waiting for the BH to respawn on the carrier, I see the two same guys who missed out on the F-35B at the start of the round still side by side waiting for the F-35B to respawn, doing nothing for the team but camping and waiting for one of the jets to die... useless jet whores! :P

Anyway, I was about 20m away and utterly bored and wanting some action, so I thought I might spice things up a little. I shot 1 bullet at each of them (only had a P90 so 19HP dmg, not much :P). Oblivious to my cheeky shots, they thought the other guy had just shot him and started shooting at each other. They stopped before one of them tked the other, but I still thought it was pretty funny...

[Metal_Storm]

Re: Funny/stupid things you've done while waiting for vehicles/jets to spawn?

C4'd a whole group of teammates and then got kicked. :/

[Harpoon84]

Re: Funny/stupid things you've done while waiting for vehicles/jets to spawn?

C4'd a whole group of teammates and then got kicked. :/

lol, must've been an ugly sight!

Speaking of which, I've C4ed myself a few times by slapping on the C4 too quickly when going on jihad jeep/chopper missions.

Word of advice - slow down on the clicking when getting close to your last pack of C4!

[Metal_Storm]

Re: Funny/stupid things you've done while waiting for vehicles/jets to spawn?

Tell me about it, how embarassing, out in the middle of nowhere getting your jeep all rigged and then pop... you are dead, and nobody even knows... like when a tree falls in the forest... does anyone hear.. lol

[D|sso]

Re: Funny/stupid things you've done while waiting for vehicles/jets to spawn?

Fly A Blackhawk over the thet group of whores waiting for the plane. They'll all be holding E, so when I pass over, they all jump in.

I then take them out towards the beach, oblivious to their shouting, ranting, and crying..

[Harpoon84]

Re: Funny/stupid things you've done while waiting for vehicles/jets to spawn?

Fly A Blackhawk over the thet group of whores waiting for the plane. They'll all be holding E, so when I pass over, they all jump in.

I then take them out towards the beach, oblivious to their shouting, ranting, and crying..

LOL nice one, wish I had thought of that earlier.

I've found that diehard jet whores use a similar trick to 'jump' the queue when they have a group of people lining up for a jet - they drive a jeep right up to them and all the people jump in the jeep as a result, the jetwhore reverses a little bit and runs back to the spawn point, thus 'reseting' the queue and making sure he is first in line.

That is until the other guys figure out what just happened and do the same thing back to the jetwhore, and we are back to square one. :p

[FerociouS]

Re: Funny/stupid things you've done while waiting for vehicles/jets to spawn?

LOL nice one, wish I had thought of that earlier.

I've found that diehard jet whores use a similar trick to 'jump' the queue when they have a group of people lining up for a jet - they drive a jeep right up to them and all the people jump in the jeep as a result, the jetwhore reverses a little bit and runs back to the spawn point, thus 'reseting' the queue and making sure he is first in line.

That is until the other guys figure out what just happened and do the same thing back to the jetwhore, and we are back to square one. :p

lol, thats an old trick, its even more funny when the guy you intentionally pickup whilst hes holding E, jumps out the hawk after hes got in, and before he gets back to the jet spawn, someone else gets in the jet he was waiting for ages :) best things ever to do to annoy one of the many BF2 morons.

[imported_Boots]

Re: Funny/stupid things you've done while waiting for vehicles/jets to spawn?

I always shoot at my teammates when waiting. c4 and flashbangs are hella fun, too.

lol, when you reminded me of people getting mad at each other because they did nothing (shooting at each other), I remembered this time that apparently I was blacked out and someone was tapping on my back and I thought/was getting mad at the guy behind me the entire party...

[Chris_Redfield]

Re: Funny/stupid things you've done while waiting for vehicles/jets to spawn?

I go spawn on land and place some landmines on friendly tanks.

[Gamerguy X]

Re: Funny/stupid things you've done while waiting for vehicles/jets to spawn?

alt+tabbed and started a thread entitled "Funny/stupid things you've done while waiting for vehicles/jets to spawn?"

[Thirdeyez]

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I make designs with bullet holes on walls or the ground..they always look at me liek Im nuts.

[Harpoon84]

Re: Funny/stupid things you've done while waiting for vehicles/jets to spawn?

alt+tabbed and started a thread entitled "Funny/stupid things you've done while waiting for vehicles/jets to spawn?"

No alt/tabbing here mate, but if YOU alt/tabbed out of BF2 just to make that very insightful comment then I appreciate your effort and time.

[Raiden47]

Re: Funny/stupid things you've done while waiting for vehicles/jets to spawn?

Well... one time i flash banged asn F-35b as it took off, leaving me behind, after waiting 5 mins for it to respawn. He kinda flew straight down :P

[imported_Remmydox]

Re: Funny/stupid things you've done while waiting for vehicles/jets to spawn?

Funniest thing I've done? Mashtuur City, I was USMC went for bh. Got pilot, hit e not w bailed. SOme **** got driver. Thought screw it. Blew it up with C4. Got instantly kicked.
Next round :P Same thing

[Splinter]

Re: Funny/stupid things you've done while waiting for vehicles/jets to spawn?

I like to plant C-4 on a tank or apc over the viewing window so they cant see.
but dont blow it up :p

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it so funny watching someone run towards the tank, jump in and see the turret swinging around as they try to shake the C-4 off, then run into a wall.