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  • Oli

    #14011
    Re: The Person Above You

    ^Is some hairy thing?

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    • Monkey_Priest_UK

      #14012
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      ^isn't hairy, but knows i can strike thee down with bolts of lightening and gorillas

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      • Oli

        #14013
        Re: The Person Above You

        ^Should take my advice and have a more efficient weapon of gorillas with lighting making machines on their heads.

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        • Monkey_Priest_UK

          #14014
          Re: The Person Above You

          ^Doesn't know the gorillas shoot bolts of lightning through their eyes and **** out artillery

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          • Oli

            #14015
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            ^Forgets that artillery is not the most annoying thing in the game and should train the gorillas to melt claymores and destroy grenades mid flight.

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            • Monkey_Priest_UK

              #14016
              Re: The Person Above You

              ^Should know that they can even dispense cans of cola

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              • Oli

                #14017
                Re: The Person Above You

                ^Should realise that ultimate refreshment is not what is at the fore front of the Middle East Coalitions minds when trying to defend the highly commercial city of karkand

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                • Monkey_Priest_UK

                  #14018
                  Re: The Person Above You

                  ^Should know that they can be fitted with UAV devices, or toilet roll, which ever the soldiers need.

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                  • Oli

                    #14019
                    Re: The Person Above You

                    ^Should realise that the Andrex brand probably doesnt exist in Middle Eastern countries. Although a beer dispenser could be useful for those after battle partays. Playing 'pass the grenade' and 'dodge the claymores'

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                    • Monkey_Priest_UK

                      #14020
                      Re: The Person Above You

                      ^just made me LOL

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                      • Oli

                        #14021
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                        ^Has just spent 45 mins exchanging pointless posts about all powerful gorillas

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                        • Monkey_Priest_UK

                          #14022
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                          ^also made pointless posts about powerful gorillas

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                          • Oli

                            #14023
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                            ^Is continuing to make posts about what seem to be indestructible gorrilas. My question: What do the MEC do when they aren't being used to dispense Coca Cola, UAV's, Toilet Rolls and beers for the partays?

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                            • Monkey_Priest_UK

                              #14024
                              Re: The Person Above You

                              ^Answer: Play monopoly

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                              • Oli

                                #14025
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                                ^Response: Such a community spirit in the MEC camp, the monopoly board on the table, the claymores locked away after 2 soldiers died after spinning around 5 times, taking a swig of beer and trying to wheel barrow a fellow soldier through a slalom of claymores, and the gorillas dispensing endless cans of beer and more UAVs than you can shake a stick at...How fun

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