Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

[Piemaaan!]

Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

Maybe it was cool, but not 10,000th post cool :awes2

[imported_Nefarious]

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[Numptie]

Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

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[mursht]

Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

lol omg i can't believe this thread is still alive, what ever happened to the OP?

[=98=]

Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

He used to pop back from time to time, probably still will lulz

[Wizrdwarts]

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[Spik3d]

Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

http://imgur.com/o9ZHS.jpg

That can't be real...

[[DR]S|Pvt. Voop_Bacon]

Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

That can't be real...

Lol thats what i was thinking

[Flt. Sgt. Powderhound]

Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

He used to pop back from time to time, probably still will lulz

I thought that was the mods having a laugh.

[=98=]

Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

I thought that was the mods having a laugh.

Nope, he genuinely is a unique person. No IP matches or anything :p

[Kylee!]

Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

I thought that was the mods having a laugh.

Yea I actually had a go at that theory. Its not them haha.

[seoulspirit]

So I wrote a Satirical Poem

Here it is:
Copyrighted version on DA

I'm not saying that I’m not sarcastic
It just seems that they're better wrapped in plastic
No offense, it's for their safety
I don’t wanna see underclassmen having babies

I’m not saying you should use contraception
I’m saying having a kid is definitely a blessing
…Obviously

I’m not saying some guys belong in sheds
It’s just that they always think with they’re head

I'm not saying woman talk using sentances
They just emphasize where the exclamation ends.

I’m not saying they go to school to get their ‘caine
They go to school just so they can get they’re brain

I’m not saying that I’m not complaining
It’s just last time I checked this ain’t the Days Inn

I’m not saying these rhymes aren’t euphemisms
They’re just attack dogs, tracked down the youth and bit ‘em

I’m not saying there rhymes are relatable
I’m just saying the material is debatable

I’m not saying that I’m not rude sometimes
It’s just that that is more material for my rhymes

I’m not saying I don’t repeat words
It’s just you can’t organize when they rushing in herds

I’m not saying gossip’s left my burned
It’s just I’m gay, ‘least that’s what I overheard

I’m not saying you shouldn’t believe in rumors
Also don’t consider some people are “late bloomers”

I’m not saying this poem should make you laugh
Hell, if you’re bored, just relax and take a nap
But then I’ll call BK and get you a commercial
Or you’ll have a baby and get stuck with a birth bill

I’m not saying you shouldn’t go to parties
Just don’t be confused when you wake up with no Tee

I’m not saying all girls getting abortions
It’s just a small amount but without the proportion

I’m not saying you should sleep with people naked
It’s just when you’re passed out you can’t really play dead

I’m not saying all guys bail after 8 months
But even Travis Pastrana is off pulling stunts

I’m not saying I’m the one who’s perfect
Although I’m like Kanye, recently just learned it

I’m not saying I have a big ego
Hey, at least it’s small enough so that I can see yo
Trust me, this is clearly something I wouldn’t lie about
Yeh I’m mean but I don’t wanna poke your eye out

I’m not saying cops don’t like to profile
But I haven’t seen them on face book in a while

I’m not saying that I don’t get lonely
But I have a right hand, please don’t disown me

I’m not saying you should follow what I say
It’s just you look like Gaga wearing that Beyonce
I’m not saying that I don’t like the boom
I’m just saying Mariah Carey benefited from auto-tune

I’m not saying I hated Mariah Carey then
I’m saying that dude clearly looks like Eminem

I’m not saying that I wouldn’t like a Harley
It’d just get dented so I’d rename it Harvey

I’m not saying that I’m really two-faced
I’m just a guy who listens to music with good taste

I’m not saying ignorance isn’t bliss
But if it is, consider I really think like this

I’m not saying sex tends to sell
‘cause if it did why’d I lose all my T-cell’s

I’m not saying I have Aids
But to be honest I ****ed a monkey yesterday

I’m not saying it’s bad to be a cadet
Maybe next year the camps will be the Mets

I’m not saying that they’re all promiscuous
I’m saying they’re selfish. They never take pics of us

I’m not saying all guys think about is sex
We ain’t that dumb. We think up to 8 minutes

I’m not saying sex and minutes rhyme
But at 5 AM it seemed like that at the time

I’m not saying most Asians talk in Engrish
It doesn’t matter cause either way I’m Rick James *****

[Namakan]

Re: So I wrote a Satirical Poem

[imported_Will]

Re: So I wrote a Satirical Poem

Read 5 words and went



Now, wheres the auto-lock on this thread? Kirk, Webs, get in here.

[jake_]

Re: So I wrote a Satirical Poem

Shorten it up and don't call it satire if it's blunt like this. This is just a series of sarcastic statements that rhyme and too many of them. Satire should be a bit more complex and convey at least a little bit of some type of meaning. Did I mention it was too long?
/constructive criticism

Otherwise,