Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

[Boreas]

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Saw this yesterday on ROVE, Hilarious.

http://www.catmassage.com/

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"Use two hands, double the pleasure double the fun!"

People dont realize. Your pet wants food, potty time, and a bed to sleep on at night. yeesh.

[[CA]3|Pfc.BooTY]

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[Spik3d]

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What's wrong with you?

[Wizrdwarts]

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What's wrong with you?

(that was his sig)

[IC-ToolmaN]

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Ggoooooooooooooooood day everyoneee ...what's for breakfast???

[imported_Cryptik]

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Ggoooooooooooooooood day everyoneee ...what's for breakfast???

My Cocktail.

[AllFoamNoBeer]

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Elizabeth Lambert is such a *****. It's funny though, they lost that match.

[DesertFalcon]

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[r3dn3x]

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[Kylee!]

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I lol'd.

[Yukiism]

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[The_Eliminator]

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I lol'd

[Obsidian Spire]

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snip

It's recognize random disinterested guy (RDG) in photoshoooop land, the new expansion to where's waldo!

Who is that guy? What's he originally from? The lulz must have a sauce!

[Yukiism]

Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

It's recognize random disinterested guy (RDG) in photoshoooop land, the new expansion to where's waldo!

Who is that guy? What's he originally from? The lulz must have a sauce!

EDIT: Here he is: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/he-just-doesnt-give-a-f

[AllFoamNoBeer]

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A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event
hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of
extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom
approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious
man. Is something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said,
"It looks like you have seen a lot of action."

"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said,
"You know, you should lighten up a little.
Relax and enjoy yourself."

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.

Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take
this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

"1955, ma'am."

"Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking
everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955!

She took his hand and led him to a private room where she
proceeded to "relax" him several times.

Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest
and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"

The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his
matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."