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  • Boreas
    Senior Member
    • Oct 2007
    • 530

    #6676
    Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies












    lolz

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    • imported_Will
      Senior Member
      • Apr 2007
      • 1935

      #6677
      Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

      lmfao

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      • imported_Whiskey
        Member
        • May 2007
        • 3325

        #6678
        Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

        lol @ the "get out of my base" pic.

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        • MrChris_CJ
          Mudkips
          • Jul 2005
          • 2610

          #6679
          Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

          the get out of my base pic has been my css spray for a while

          although its the uncensored version of course

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          • imported_Will
            Senior Member
            • Apr 2007
            • 1935

            #6680
            Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

            Originally posted by MrChris_CJ
            the get out of my base pic has been my css spray for a while

            although its the uncensored version of course
            ya thats great lol

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            • Wizrdwarts
              Member
              • Dec 2006
              • 3754

              #6681
              Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies




              Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton.
              One smart-*** student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
              His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report:

              Titanic:..... $29.99
              Clinton:..... $29.99

              Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read
              Clinton:..... Over 3 hours to read

              Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and
              subsequent catastrophe.
              Clinton:..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and
              subsequent catastrophe.

              Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist.
              Clinton:..... Bill is a bull**** artist.

              Titanic:..... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
              Clinton:..... Ditto for Bill.

              Titanic:..... During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
              Clinton:..... Ditto for Monica.

              Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
              Clinton:..... Let's not go there.

              Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewellery.
              Clinton:..... Monica's forced to return her gifts.

              Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
              Clinton:..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

              Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
              Clinton:..... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.

              Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
              Clinton:..... Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing

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              • .Gunfire
                OT Vet.
                • Jan 2007
                • 974

                #6682
                Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

                Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
                Clinton:..... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.
                :laugh:

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                • Kylee!
                  Member
                  • Apr 2007
                  • 4161

                  #6683
                  Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

                  Hahahahah.

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                  • Boreas
                    Senior Member
                    • Oct 2007
                    • 530

                    #6684
                    Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies





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                    • .Gunfire
                      OT Vet.
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 974

                      #6685
                      Fortune Cookie Say...

                      -- Passionate kiss like spider's web. Soon lead to undoing of fly.

                      -- Virginity like bubble. One prick, all gone.

                      -- Man who run in front of car get tired.

                      -- Man who run behind car get exhausted.

                      -- Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.

                      -- Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

                      -- Man with one chopstick go hungry.

                      -- Man who scratches butt should not bite fingernails.

                      -- Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

                      -- Baseball is wrong -- man with four balls cannot walk.

                      -- War doesn't determine who is right. War determines who is left.

                      -- Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

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                      • imported_Will
                        Senior Member
                        • Apr 2007
                        • 1935

                        #6686
                        Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

                        lolwut.

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                        • [DR]S|Pvt. Voop_Bacon
                          Member
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 465

                          #6687
                          Re: Fortune Cookie Say...

                          Originally posted by Gunfire

                          -- War doesn't determine who is right. War determines who is left.
                          Lol thats from CoD 4 singleplayer. I caught it. My favorite one is "Incoming fire always has the right of way."

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                          • Hawkers
                            beep beep'm beep beep yeh
                            • May 2007
                            • 7131

                            #6688
                            Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies



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                            • .Gunfire
                              OT Vet.
                              • Jan 2007
                              • 974

                              #6689
                              Re: Fortune Cookie Say...

                              Originally posted by Voop_Bacon
                              Lol thats from CoD 4 singleplayer. I caught it. My favorite one is "Incoming fire always has the right of way."
                              My favorite was "When the pin is pulled Mr.Grenade is not our friend"

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                              • Idaeus
                                Member
                                • Jun 2005
                                • 1501

                                #6690
                                Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies



                                Lol some palestinians got lucky. Or well you know... Luck in the unluck.

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