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  • Namakan
    Senior Member
    • May 2007
    • 2893

    #4891
    Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

    [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPJoZhX1AQM[/media]




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    • Polka
      Shitlord
      • Jul 2007
      • 2388

      #4892
      Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

      blah.

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      • Kreepy Kitteh =^o.O^=
        Member
        • Feb 2008
        • 3101

        #4893
        Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

        Originally posted by Namakan
        ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!! what a douche >.<

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        • waaah_wah
          TEAM BLADE!
          • Jun 2007
          • 3656

          #4894
          Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

          Originally posted by Namakan
          [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPJoZhX1AQM[/media]
          Now how do you explain THAT to your boss?

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          • MrChris_CJ
            Mudkips
            • Jul 2005
            • 2610

            #4895
            Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

            Originally posted by Namakan
            [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPJoZhX1AQM[/media]




            LOLOLOL

            at everything in that post

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            • iQue
              Member
              • May 2007
              • 4925

              #4896
              Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

              Good ones ^^

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              • Wizrdwarts
                Member
                • Dec 2006
                • 3754

                #4897
                Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies





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                • Dan2k3k4
                  Member
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 1283

                  #4898
                  Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

                  [Aesop Rock]
                  Well, so we meet again
                  (He said he's grown spiritually since the last TIME)

                  OK. This is the dawning of the book of bitter aspects
                  Where the jackals sit and watch the pedagogues clash flesh.
                  Poison function accompanied by six armor-clad
                  Black horse and buggy mechanisms
                  Tugged a portion of my severed vision.
                  The gathering of loose ends in a bucket
                  Wit a shoestring budget.
                  Every man's got a field to plow. (I know that now)
                  But it's like, man, I really can't afford the oxen,
                  Fee fie et cetera
                  I smell the warm blood of the bill collector knocking.
                  I get awkwardly sturdy with a frigid liquid backbone.
                  I get swept in the pressure cooker tryin to paddle back home.
                  I get sprung with a vibrant alliance of clean intention
                  By eclipsing doom litigants hatched to bash these picket fences.
                  Now I'll attend the wedding of the open sore and festering.
                  And when the groom presents the ring,
                  The bride commenced the blistering.
                  It's textbook magnificently crude.
                  Prototype king beserker module inserted vertical thirst, burst horizontal.
                  Treasure. Loose cannons span the starboard bow of
                  The clipper ship dipped in truth famine pressure.
                  Cabin fever meter peggin' ludicrous,
                  Beautiful cartoon troopers swallow brutal futility
                  With a teaspoon full of sugar.
                  I rock ready, aim, fire; while y'all rock ready, fire, aim.
                  Then blame the stationary target while the prey escapes the frame.
                  Merit badge marksman or poacher? It's all the same,
                  So I lay across the wood perpendicular to the grain.

                  [Chorus] *rapped in doubletime*
                  I wanna be a big bang, gotta be.
                  Never bottle me up in a probably, I wanna see a 'Yes sir,' sir.
                  Yes sir!
                  Thorn with a torn core, sore to the bone;
                  Warn the other brothers I was born forlorn.
                  Big bang.
                  Shoveling a big dig, huddle in a tunnel of big dreams, I think big things.
                  I'ma burn with this little light of mine
                  and a prime concern to earn thanks. I'ma be a big bang.
                  *repeat*


                  I'm just a survivor of the wooly mammoth population
                  Bottle neck effect, sorta born def.
                  Alien to shallow alchemy.
                  If you gon' metamorph the base metal to precious.
                  Might as well steal from the rich, bewitch the peasants.
                  I'm floating this homing pigeon out hell's kitchen window.
                  Left an S.O.S. infested bottle nestled in his grip so
                  With a prayer circle release party and hearty wild bellow
                  I observed him fly ten feet then drop the bottles to the devils.
                  Fertile circle turned fertile crescent via bad investment.
                  Despised every second, but I guess I learned my lesson.
                  If I made an angel in the snow for every rotting victim
                  There'd be wings to float this mothership up out the goblin system.
                  Sticky panoramic contaminant planted
                  In conjunction with phantom assumption
                  Gutterbug alumnus candidates.
                  Well, I promise you I'LL man the lighthouse
                  Just to help guide in your ship
                  If you promise to help pull this hook out my lip (*****)
                  Godspeed, straight-jacketed ragged approach
                  To circle suns via folklore pollutants derived strictly
                  From a B.C. generation disgust
                  Community movement alluding to a
                  "No blood given, no recognition"
                  Life manner. I was us up all night with a rusty hammer
                  Trying to build a fence around these magic beans my dreams have gathered,
                  But to that certain lack of avail,
                  I sail a choppy lot with buoyancy like a bucket of rocks (a bucket of rocks)

                  Chorus 2x

                  [Aesop Rock]
                  Big bang, bi-big bang
                  It's gettin bigger by the second
                  Check it

                  OK. I'm here to rock the tugboat and bid the elders farewell.
                  I shook the buddy system wisdom 'til the similairs repel.
                  I sell a barrel of spirit to dummy dimwits syndicate jackals.
                  I'm broken arrow to the ****in bone. (broken poem)
                  I don't really believe in God,
                  But God, I'm scared to death of God!
                  I swear to God, I never meant to spill the beans
                  Nor tear the pod,
                  But it's like... I hike an acre unimpressed
                  And slept on the sabre's edge
                  Enough times to splice anti-Christ's favorite pledge.
                  I wanna know myself.
                  Sorta solo sheep amidst wolves,
                  And still my shepherd can't administer the proper push and pulls.
                  I push the ghouls to man overboard,
                  Pull the bulls onto my sword
                  And buckle down in the corner chair of the round table floored.
                  Got an angel on my left shoulder, a devil on the polar.
                  Got a mug a frigid, got a mug a solar, slide over.
                  The recipe's designed to plug the appetite for continuity
                  By stitching togetherness theme congruents beautifully.
                  I peel back hearts and lodge greed physics in the chambers.
                  Courderize the wound and heads like "Gimme gimme something major."
                  Road side prophetic, ascend well
                  enveloped in a mummy ribbon system
                  Blistering in the wishing well.
                  BIG BANG!

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                  • Polka
                    Shitlord
                    • Jul 2007
                    • 2388

                    #4899
                    Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies


                    If things were different

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                    • =98=
                      Member
                      • Oct 2006
                      • 10299

                      #4900
                      Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

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                      • troybob
                        Member
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 2823

                        #4901
                        Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

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                        • Wizrdwarts
                          Member
                          • Dec 2006
                          • 3754

                          #4902
                          Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

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                          • iQue
                            Member
                            • May 2007
                            • 4925

                            #4903
                            Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

                            Bwaha way to go CAL

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                            • Namakan
                              Senior Member
                              • May 2007
                              • 2893

                              #4904
                              Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

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                              • .Gunfire
                                OT Vet.
                                • Jan 2007
                                • 974

                                #4905
                                Re: Oh say can u c a bunch of newbies

                                Originally posted by Namakan
                                :no:...

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