The "Random Thoughts" Thread

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  • camper.
    Member
    • Dec 2006
    • 3459

    #316
    Re: The "Random Thoughts" Thread

    Originally posted by ham_411 View Post
    Milk. yes thats right milk.
    what sick bastard decided to firstly pull that dangly thing on a cow
    and secondly to drink it!!!!

    Pure instinct.

    Maybe Ugg had a bestiality fetish.

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    • richard550

      #317
      Re: The "Random Thoughts" Thread

      Originally posted by Chefmoto1 View Post
      I'm gonna nuke north wales..I mean ummmm...........
      "Every year down at the pub someone reads aloud that a chunk of forest the size of Wales has just been cut down. Someone else then says why can't it just be Wales?"-Jeremy Clarkson, it was in one of his books.

      As this is for random thoughts:
      Chickens and ducks are very similar. Small and have no purpose in life other than to be eaten and insulted when they're not looking.

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      • =98=
        Member
        • Oct 2006
        • 10299

        #318
        Re: The "Random Thoughts" Thread

        I just got my expert explosives badge. 30 claymore kills? Oh yes!!!!

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        • WNx Makka99
          Member
          • Oct 2006
          • 660

          #319
          Re: The "Random Thoughts" Thread

          i like anus cakes

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          • =98=
            Member
            • Oct 2006
            • 10299

            #320
            Re: The "Random Thoughts" Thread

            Originally posted by Vet. Makka99
            i like anus cakes
            Right, i don't want to know what those are....

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            • solofowaffles
              Member
              • May 2006
              • 4306

              #321
              Re: The "Random Thoughts" Thread

              Originally posted by alex98uk View Post
              Right, i don't want to know what those are....
              oh you know what they are.

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              • =98=
                Member
                • Oct 2006
                • 10299

                #322
                Re: The "Random Thoughts" Thread

                Originally posted by stephensolfo View Post
                oh you know what they are.
                Yes, but i don't want to think about them. If you really want a sick joke to tell your friends, PM me...

                Right, im off to bed, i gotta drive over to my friends house tommoz to fix his mums computer.... awesome....

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                • downthesun

                  #323
                  Re: The "Random Thoughts" Thread

                  Originally posted by Vet. Makka99
                  i like anus cakes
                  Are those nearly as good as Urinal Cakes?

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                  • davelisowski

                    #324
                    Re: The "Random Thoughts" Thread

                    Booooooooooooyah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                    • richard550

                      #325
                      Re: The "Random Thoughts" Thread

                      Is it just me or is everone who posts on this thread a total psychopath?

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                      • =98=
                        Member
                        • Oct 2006
                        • 10299

                        #326
                        Re: The "Random Thoughts" Thread

                        Oh yeah, there is no sane person in Off Topic.

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                        • richard550

                          #327
                          Re: The "Random Thoughts" Thread

                          I was going to say what about me but that's a downright lie.

                          Surely killing Gordon Brown gives you a +infinity bonus and your money back?

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                          • downthesun

                            #328
                            Re: The "Random Thoughts" Thread

                            Dirty rotten...

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                            • TheEn|gma
                              Member
                              • Jun 2005
                              • 5247

                              #329
                              Re: The "Random Thoughts" Thread

                              Originally posted by richard550 View Post
                              Surely killing Gordon Brown gives you a +infinity bonus and your money back?
                              I was thinking he should photoshop it so that it said +1337 bonus points :p

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                              • richard550

                                #330
                                Re: The "Random Thoughts" Thread

                                Perhaps you should be able to kill him by pressing CTRL+G+DELETE.

                                Use my Dirty Harry signature on Gordon Brown but replace the Magnum with an ICBM. Scare him sh*tless.

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