X-Zone News, with the announcement of the comedy section of their site, have released their first (appropriately named) entry: Queer Console. Here's a slice:
Damn, where can I find those weapons?Suck bot killed cliffe with glock
Disabled blew cliffe's body to shreads with gernade
RzE also shot up cliffe's dead fucked up body
*Dead*cliffe: WTF OMFG DAMNIT
cliffe(Counter-Terrorist): OK Team Time to RUSH RUSH RUSH!!
cliffe: GO GO GO!
Player killed cliffe with dick
Player raped cliffe with dick