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    Forge Humor!

    That crazy site has slapped up a new humorous article entitled Starting your own Terrorist organisation. Here's a tidbit:
    Step One: Setting up shop



    If you plan to be a serious threat to global welfare, then you can’t simply name yourself the "Death Bringers" and set yourself in a haunted mine at the bottom of Cape Fear. Things like this are no longer scary to the average population, who have seen more than enough movies to know that soon enough a muscle covered, wise cracking cop will soon show up at your door, have a totally unbelievable gunfight with you and in the end have you all laying dead at his feet. Now-a-days you need even more scary locations for your organisation to sink it’s hook. We suggest really fearsome locales like "Candy-Apple Lane", "Sunny Beach" and the even popular "Sesame Street". This way, people will never know what to expect. Lets face it, nothings scarier than a terrorist organisation operating out of Oscar the Grouch’s trash can. And while your at it, ditch the scary names. Scary names simply aren’t scary any more. Try to get yourself a name that means something witty in an obscure language. Get yourself something that will truly petrify the head honchos of the world. Or even better, get yourself a hyperscary name. The "Happy Team" comes to mind, or perhaps the "Nice Guys".

    Check it you crazy fool!
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