Steve

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Contents 1 Steve 2 Campaign History 2.1 BF2 Campaign 3 2.2 BF2 Campaign 5 2.3 BF2 Campaign 6 2.4 BF2 Campaign 7 2.5 BF2 Campaign 8 2.6 BF2 Campaign 9 3 The Bet X2

Steve

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• He always found a great pride in team killing Colinloves
  and then tea bagging him. Ever since he met and became friends with Kayess
  or Gayess as many know him by, and he became obsessed with knifing and tea bagging people without any reason at all.

Campaign History

BF2 Campaign 3

• Opposition B
  • 9th Mechanized Infantry Division (9MID)
    • Beijing Private

BF2 Campaign 5

• Coalition B
  • 1st Grenadier Guards (1GG)
    • Dragon Sergent

BF2 Campaign 6

• Coalition B
  • 51st Scottish Brigade (51SB)
    • Fox Colour Sergeant

BF2 Campaign 7

• Opposition B
  • 15th Airborne Army (15AA)
    • HCO Major

BF2 Campaign 8

• Red Star Alliance (RS)
  • 99th Marine Brigade
    • Jinan 2nd Lieutenant

BF2 Campaign 9

• Red Star Alliance (RS)
  • Red Star Alliance
    • Fox Sergeant
      • Community Relations Team

The Bet X2

While a HCO Major in the 15AA the beloved Kayess
Made a bet that if we win a battle against the 40RM on their Airforce training map by 65% he would change his name to Gayess. After noticing the giant morale boost that troops got with the fact that they will be able to call Kayess
-Gayess-. Steve
made a bet that if we win the next battle by more than 70% he would change his name to Major Asshole, quoting one of his favorite movie lines of all time:

Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot. I said across her nose, not up it! Laser Gunner: Sorry sir. Doing my best. Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner? Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin. Dark Helmet: Who is he? Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir. Dark Helmet: I know that!....What's his name? Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir, Major Asshole Dark Helmet: and his cousin? Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir: Gunner's mate, first class, Philip Asshole Dark Helmet: How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow? The Crew: YO!!!! Dark Helmet: I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes [Dark Helmet pulls his mask down] Dark Helmet: Keep firing assholes!!

After the 15AA won the battle and completely beat down the 40RM Steve changed his name to Maj.Asshole but seeing as how Madcroat
found it against the terms and conditions of the tournament Steve had to changed his name to Maj.A.H. signifying A-Ass H-Hole. After a while Maj.A.H. was once again approached by Madcroat
stating that he had to change his name back and that he had his name like that for long enough.

In the end at least Steve had a reason to change his name back unlike Kayess
who after he came back in campaign 8 had his name changed back to Kayess
.