Bishop

From 21stCenturyWarfare

Bishop is currently Captain of Dragon Company. They are the most overrated of all companies, and due to Bishop's brain being the size of a small mustard seed; many Coalition players have nightmares about Dragon's teamkilling tendencies. (AKA n00bishness) Most of Bishop's day is taken up with sites too inappropriate to list here. When he's not doing that, he's doing that with Colinloves (Dragon's resident anarchist and hippie). A task which is not easy, and is frequently time-consuming.

Bishop quite often finds himself bored with his assignments on the battlefield (due to the fact that Dragon is always assigned their own main base for lack of skill) and resorts to team killing Colinloves, or performing the maneuver he copyrighted known as "Double Your Pleasure".

Double Your Pleasure: This maneuver requires all members of the line company to go prone in a line, and move throughout the map, crawling on their bellies like a snake while Bishop has his way with each and every one. While not the fastest way to get somewhere, it is often unexpected (not to mention the multiple lawsuits), and through confusing the new recruits as Bishop takes advantage of them he often confuses them into secrecy.

Sample dialog:

Red1: WTF is that?

Rec2: I don't have a clue. It feels small.

Rec1: I feel chaffed.

Rec2: No kidding, whatever it is, it's really starting to get forceful now.

Rec1: Captain, what exactly does this exercise teach again?