Your funniest moments in BF2

[Rambo-82(NOR)]

Yeah, it sucked, but it was just too funny.

You're a zombie whenever you get revived and your kit is not near you. He died on the stairs and his kit ended up far away.

same happened 2 me in special forces on the iron gator.. felt like i was flying,when moving around.. people ran after me...

[BlueBunny63]

Using my grappling hook to climb onto the very top of the mosque, I mean standing on top of the little circle on the peak of the golden dome... in itself, that was awesome random luck, but then, here comes the SAS in their little skull-caps...

So I start shooting, and they start running around in circles, without the slightest idea where the incoming fire was orginating from. Got a couple, then the rest got smart and capped the flag out of my line of sight.

But they never did figure out where the "Man on the Mosque" was.

[chknbone]

Thanks to UAV I knew a guy was going to be coming out from behind a wall and I went prone and just waited for him. Well, he comes crawling out in the prone position and I let him have it with the PKM (pre-1.21 patch) and he dies with 1/2 his body in the street and the other 1/2 still behind the wall. So now I see a medic coming to revive him and he's hiding behind the wall. The medic zaps his legs, revives him and starts to run off. So I kill him again. The medic comes back, zaps his legs and starts to run off. So I kill him again. The medic...(well you get the picture). I can just imagine this guy screaming into his screen, "STOP REVIVING ME!!!"

After the 5th time I killed him, I finally decide to show some mercy and run around the corner and take out the medic as well. A couple seconds later the guy that I kept killing sends out a msg thanking me for killing his *teammate*.

[ACE4U]

Thanks to UAV I knew a guy was going to be coming out from behind a wall and I went prone and just waited for him. Well, he comes crawling out in the prone position and I let him have it with the PKM (pre-1.21 patch) and he dies with 1/2 his body in the street and the other 1/2 still behind the wall. So now I see a medic coming to revive him and he's hiding behind the wall. The medic zaps his legs, revives him and starts to run off. So I kill him again. The medic comes back, zaps his legs and starts to run off. So I kill him again. The medic...(well you get the picture). I can just imagine this guy screaming into his screen, "STOP REVIVING ME!!!"

After the 5th time I killed him, I finally decide to show some mercy and run around the corner and take out the medic as well. A couple seconds later the guy that I kept killing sends out a msg thanking me for killing his *teammate*.

That is priceless:rofl: . Was his whole body revived or only half?

I hate when I get revived and boom I get killed again.

[mitchelcostello]

i guess my funniest....err rather most surprising moment was on Kubra Dam
sorry no vids

my buddy and i were US and flying the cobra...i was flying he was gunning...we were heading toward the flag that is in the middle of the dam...you know the hole in the wall right above the round hole at the lowest portion...well the chopper was down to 4 health and there was an enemy tank and apc near the flag trying to cap it...i was heading full speed towards them and my buddy fired his tv and took out the apc...at this point i wanted the tank so i kept going and took him out with my rockets..

at this time we are like 10 ft from hitting the wall so i know we cant pull back...full throttle i toss us by the flag and somehow barrell roll the chopper over and pull out on the other side unscathed...miraculously (sp?) he and i were screaming at the top of our lungs over voip and couldnt stop laughing...we tried to do it again lata but it aint happening...once in a lifetime thing i guess!

no way dude i was in that apc how the crap did that happen i thought u were gonna suicide and bail out but you through the bloody base lol that was a kick ass moment i guard that spot to the bone man and i have to say although you went clean through it at an ackward angle it was some bloody fluke

lol:evil:

[Hidus]

I love piling into a buggy with a couple friends and then just ripping around the map seeing how far you can launch people when you hit them before someone finally manages to kill you.

[Eternal-Souljah]

I was in a tank came up to the Sharqi radio station then ran out and put 2 Mines in front of the tank that wasn't in use treads, then came hopped back in tank and backed up to the ramp, then as expected someone would run out and hop in it, then kaboom!

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Next this ejected this guy with the M95, when he was destroying our chopper at our base, so he came in to blow it up again with missiles and I got him:

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This one was funny, on Mashtuur was going to capp checkpoint, but they thought better of it, so I killed one of them climbed ladder, then threw a hand grenade down, killed the guy, another one came up killed him with AK, then another one came up so I wanted to use the stinger to kill a soldier so I hopped on it and fired at one of them when he came up and ran towards me:

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/4715/screen0313bf.jpg
I got alot of others but it would take to long to read but if you filmed me getting my expert knife it would have been a laugh knife = pwnage = great fun.

This one was funny Mashtuur, owned someone with a stinger

[Sgt.CheM24]

Hmm I have two moments, one was when i was at the top of a ladder a PLA player started shooting me from below. I jumped off, fell on the chinaman and killed him and survived! One was how I got expert knife, When i knifed loads of people going up the stairs in the TV station in sharqi peninsula. They just didn't shoot me for some reason.

[variablek]

no way dude i was in that apc how the crap did that happen i thought u were gonna suicide and bail out but you through the bloody base lol that was a kick ass moment i guard that spot to the bone man and i have to say although you went clean through it at an ackward angle it was some bloody fluke

lol:evil:

what night was that wed?

[tehpwnerofnoobs]

Oohhhhh I have tons

Mobile Repair Vehicle

This works well on wake for whoring up repair points. Be engy and get in the flying cow. After dropping the people off at arty island and carrier if they wanna go, just cruise around and hover over tanks n stuff to repair them. If an F-35 locks onto you, drop flares then hop into a back seat and start wrenching. When you hop into the back, no one can get lock on via heat-seekers. One time I was doing this US had only the North Base. I fly in and start hovering to cap the flag. Some AT guy shoots me. Half health. No problem! Hop in the back and wrench it up! While unpiloted the chopper will just fly in circles and go up. Not only will it not crash, but it cant be hit by stingers, and makes a pretty nice evasive manuever. I did this about 20 times, and the AT guys were wondering how in hell I can take that many hits and not die, lol.

Next, I've killed someone capping the TV station on Sharqi but jumping off the helipad and parachuting onto them. Defended flag!

My next fav thing to do is put AT mines all over a tank capping a flag. I'll make sure he knows what I'm doing. You'd be surprised at how many noobs will jump out and try to kill you. Just hop right in and run their ass over. Bwahahahaha