Famous Quotes by TotalBF2 members

[goaliemike]

well i got one im my sig

Edit: Ill explain, when u eject out of the plane and fall into water but didnt pull your parachute, you swim very slowly. Well my quote is why u do

[aLLyBOOM]

I remember this classic one:

You know you're playing too much BF2 when ...

you think of "Jerry busted hymen..." during sex.

[ZemonerZ]

What the hells MacGyver?? An American show?

hmmm....

[imported_-=AJ06=-]

Is it or not lol? ^^^^

Don't you hate it when you fart in a sleeping bag during the night and you're fine but when you wake up you gag on that stale, eggy, hot fart?

[Grey Fox]

My sig.

[ZemonerZ]

kids who make fun of him then masturbating to beastiality for 4 hours. who would want to see that?

I WOULD!

[Jaxx]

LMAO very funny stuff.

[ZemonerZ]

mrbubbles does it again

When you are a lonely police officer with only other men as your squad, it doesn't hurt to experiment with your handcuffed, frantic, panicking suspects and insert a warm, throbbing, phallus shaped object up to explore the sweet depths of their rectum.

[goaliemike]

lol mrbubbles has soo many of those out there

[ZemonerZ]

well i like infantrie people and combats i dont like thos armors because infantrie dont have a chance

hmm...

this guy has serious spelling problems

yea a vihicle with very mush armor so it is dufficult to blow it